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Old 08-20-2019, 06:05 PM
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He Hate Me Keeper Leage 2019 - Year 17


OK a little later than I intended, here's the thread for year 17 of the He Hate Me Keeper League.

Schedule
NFL Season Starts Thursday, September 5
Keeper Declaration: 9/1/19 (at midnight)
Live Draft: 9/3/18 @ 8:30pm EDT (Tuesday)

Keeper Rules
1. You can only keep a maximum of 3 players.
2. You can only keep players drafted after the second round (third rounders or later only.)
3. A player can only be kept a maximum of twice. (Making 3 total roster years.)
4. A kept player incurs a two round penalty (e.g: drafted in the 6th, kept in the 4th.)

Hall of Fame
Year 1 winner: mouthbreather
Year 2 winner: Spiritus Mundi
Year 3 winner: Spiritus Mundi
Year 4 winner: The Mad Hermit
Year 5 winner: Nurse Carmen
Year 6 winner: Weirddave
Year 7 winner: VarlosZ
Year 8 winner: Weirddave
Year 9 winner: Really Not All That Bright
Year 10 winner: Really Not All That Bright
Year 11 winner: VarlosZ
Year 12 winner: Ottoerotic
Year 13 Winner: Weirddave
Year 14 Winner: motu
Year 15 Winner: Johnny Ace
Year 16 Winner: dalej42
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Old 08-20-2019, 06:12 PM
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As of today, we've got seven teams renewed for this year. We are missing:

Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
Disgruntled Goats (motu)
Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
Moridwon (Hamlet)
Big Mack Attack (enalzi)
Chicago Cardinals (dalej42)
The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups' wife)

Hopefully this will get all or most of them to renew!

Draft order will be:

1 - Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson)
2 - The Quack Attack (Sir T-Cups)
3 - The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups' wife)
4 - Omnipotents (Omniscient)
5 - Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
6 - Carcossa Yellow Kings (Munch)
7 - Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
8 - Moridwon (Hamlet)
9 - Disgruntled Goats (motu)
10 - Baltimore Weirdos (weirddave)
11 - Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi)
12 - Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
13 - Big Mack Attack (enalzi)
14 - Chicago Cardinals (dalej42)

That's consolation bracket winner first (me), followed by reverse standings order from last year, which I believe is right.

I'll work on compiling eligible keepers in the next few days, as well as hunting down the missing owners.
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Old 08-20-2019, 06:13 PM
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Draft date should read 9/3/19 @ 8:30pm EDT (Tuesday) - forgot to change the year from 2018 when I copied from last year's thread.
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If it makes anything easier, I'll be keeping Aaron Jones (drafted in the 12th, so use a 10th) and Derrius Guice (drafted in the 11th, so using a 9th). I would love to keep Davante Adams, but I drafted him in 2016, kept him in 2017 and 2018, so I think I lose him to the max 2 years keeper rule (will someone be checking those?).
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Old Today, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilson View Post
As of today, we've got seven teams renewed for this year. We are missing:

Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
Disgruntled Goats (motu)
Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
Moridwon (Hamlet)
Big Mack Attack (enalzi)
Chicago Cardinals (dalej42)
The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups' wife)

Hopefully this will get all or most of them to renew!

Draft order will be:

1 - Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson)
2 - The Quack Attack (Sir T-Cups)
3 - The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups' wife)
4 - Omnipotents (Omniscient)
5 - Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
6 - Carcossa Yellow Kings (Munch)
7 - Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
8 - Moridwon (Hamlet)
9 - Disgruntled Goats (motu)
10 - Baltimore Weirdos (weirddave)
11 - Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi)
12 - Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
13 - Big Mack Attack (enalzi)
14 - Chicago Cardinals (dalej42)

That's consolation bracket winner first (me), followed by reverse standings order from last year, which I believe is right.

I'll work on compiling eligible keepers in the next few days, as well as hunting down the missing owners.
Iím definitely back, have I messed up something on Yahoo? Iím going to try to sign on to the actual Yahoo site rather than the app, itís blocked on my work laptop, but Iíll try to access the site from Safari on my iPad
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Old Today, 01:21 PM
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You're back in, dale. The only one missing is enalzi.
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