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Old 03-26-2002, 01:46 PM
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Purple Glass Yard Ornament Balls on Pedastal.

What the hell are those things and why would I want one?
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Old 03-26-2002, 01:54 PM
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They're called gazing spheres. I believe they became popular during Victorian times as a garden ornament. Looking into one you can see yourself surrounded by the garden.

You probably wouldn't want one though.
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Old 03-26-2002, 02:01 PM
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Dang, I could've sworn Cecil did a column on this but I can't find it.


I always heard them called "witch balls" or "hex balls", but evidently nowadays they're called "gazing" or sometimes "glazing", or "mirror" balls or globes.

http://www.mainstreetseedandsupply.com/gazingglobe.htm

As for their purpose, well, who better to ask than experts?

http://sacredspiral.topcities.com/garden/2garden.html

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Gazing balls are a wonderful accent for the garden, but they are also useful for as a
magickal aid. In Victorian times they used them to attract the fey into their garden and still
are useful for that purpose today, but they have other qualities that make them ideal for a
magickal person.

They have a reflective surface that can be enchanted to keep negativity away. They
come in a variety of colors that can be used in color magic, as a sphere they can be used
to hold energy as well as for scrying. Not to mention as a vessel to hold a written
spell.(think womb of the mother). My daughter uses hers for wish magic.

Currently I have 3 globes in my garden, although I only use 1 for my spell work. They
make a great altar decoration and are seldom thought of a magical tool so your neighbors
won't go on a witchhunt if you have a few in the yard.
Heh.
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Old 03-26-2002, 10:39 PM
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That's enough of that....

Well, thanks. Won't have none of that stuff in our neighborhood. I surreptitiously removed the offending "sphere" or whatever the hell that thing is under cover of darkness. It's currently wrapped in double-layer foil and some quick-rite fast setting cement. It'll get dropped at th' lake here in a day or two when th' moon ist right. That'll learn em'. Gyalldarn Athiest Commies anyhoo. I've forwarded their names to the appropriate agencies.
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Old 03-27-2002, 06:03 AM
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My grandmother used to say the reflection kept out birds and squirrels that would otherwise eat whatever it was that she didn't want them to get at. If the reflection does do that, a mirrored sphere would be hard to beat for picking up the reflection from the whole area.

I think their popularity declined because they don't repel the two-legged pests who think it amusing to smash the gazing spheres into shards.

I have seen Victorian era grave markers (in Alexandira VA, for instance) that feature highly polished granite spheres of about the same size on them at about the 3 to 4 foot height that the glass gazing spheres would be set at. I expect they had been intended for something like the same purpose, although one friend says they were made like that "so the yankees wouldn't sit on the gravestones".
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Old 03-27-2002, 06:18 AM
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Re: That's enough of that....

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I surreptitiously removed the offending "sphere" or whatever the hell that thing is under cover of darkness. It's currently wrapped in double-layer foil and some quick-rite fast setting cement. It'll get dropped at th' lake here in a day or two when th' moon ist right.
He's taken the bait, proceed with the plan....
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Old 03-27-2002, 07:52 AM
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Regarding the theory that they're witch balls, I believe that I've read the witch supposedly is "trapped" by her reflection, which keeps her from doing anything bad to the house's inhabitants.

Don't know how many witches each ball can handle, though. I would suppose it gets cluttered in there after a while.
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Old 03-27-2002, 09:28 AM
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Slavery reparations lawsuit

Now that the ground has been broken (CSX, Fleet bank, and another company) have been sued for having participated in the enslvement of Africans 145+ years ago, can we expect a flood of such lawsuits?
For example-can I , as an American of Irish descent, sue the british governrmnt for damages done to my forbears (who perished during the "potato famine")? Can we expect the descendents of the American Indians to sue the government of Spain for genocide?
Who will pay to defend against these ridiculous lawsuits? Will judges actually admit these legal monsters in the making?
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Old 03-27-2002, 10:04 AM
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Um, Ralph, what the hell are you talking about?
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Old 03-27-2002, 11:53 AM
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Methinks Ralph is a newbie who doesn't know how to start a new thread.
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Old 03-27-2002, 01:17 PM
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Another story attached to gazing balls is that they were used by Victorian parents to keep an inobtrusive eye on their daughters and their young suitors, while they sat together in the garden.

I have seen gazing balls made from old bowling balls, sprayed liberally with metallic paint. They aren't as shiny, and surpass the "real" thing for tackiness factor, but they sure wouldn't get smashed!
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Old 03-27-2002, 01:44 PM
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How well do these gazing spheres stand up to hailstorms? Are they very common in places where hailstorms are frequent?
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Old 03-27-2002, 05:29 PM
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It's just a palantir. Doesn't everyone have one?
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Old 03-27-2002, 05:43 PM
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Particlewill, perhaps Ralph is saying that with all these lawsuits, the descendants of those witches trapped in gazing balls will feel the need to sue as well?
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Old 03-27-2002, 06:06 PM
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if you want a durable gazing ball, try making one out of a bowling ball you can cover it by gluing on pennies or flat marbles or if you want a shiny one paint it with metallic paint
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Old 03-27-2002, 06:29 PM
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Originally posted by JCHeckler
I think their popularity declined because they don't repel the two-legged pests who think it amusing to smash the gazing spheres into shards.
Ah, you need the STAINLESS STEEL version:

12" mirror ball, steel, $31.99
http://www.waterscapesweb.com/orbs.html

Then you just have to prevent all the high-voltage enthusiasts from stealing them for use on top of Tesla coils and VandeGraaff machines...
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Old 03-28-2002, 05:59 AM
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dwc, my Grandmother lives in Missouri, where they have hellacious hailstorms. As I recall, none of the gazing balls ever broke from a hailstorm. I don't recall what she did to keep them from being blown over by wind, though.

bbeaty: thanks! To take it a step further, woulldn't a Tesla coil or van de Graaf generator in the garden be the best anti-squirrel device ever? (Next to a .22?)
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Old 03-28-2002, 08:58 AM
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You people have balls?

All I know about these gazing balls is that they are often very poorly incorporated into the gardens I see.

I too thought the idea was to gaze into them, so they should be somewhere in a planned garden. More often than not, I see them horribly misplaced - no garden around -and wonder just what the heck the homeowner was thinking. But that goes for alot of what homeowners do, I guess.
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