I am the ____ in the ____ of life.

[lieu]

I am the central hydrant in the kennel show of life.

Metaphorically speaking.

[auntie em]

Streaker; Awards Ceremony

[MrAndrewV]

Hero. Videogame.

Gimp. Pornmovie.

Stallion. Stud farm.

T-shaped key. Sardine can.

[Simetra]

I am the "Do Not Remove" tag in the mattress of life.

Full of unimportant information, and basically useless, but it'd still be unlawful to have me "removed".

[scout1222]

Cue ball; pool table

Always getting shoved every which way and all.

[pbrtallboy]

Tap. Keg.

[Duke]

Grit; lettuce.
Worm; spinach.

[WillGolfForFood]

punch line; comedy.

[Abe Babe]

I am the consumer fraud action in the collection case of life.

(a little bit of legal humor. . . very little)

I am the rat feces in the popcorn bowl of life.

[swampbear]

I am the persistent and painful itch in the hardest to reach place of life.

[DaToad]

Flotsam; Ocean

Daydreamer; Classroom

[lieu]

I am the referenced uvula in the pregnant pause of life.

I am the Open Door button in the farted elevator of life.

[Soul Brother Number Two]

i am the pork in the beans of life.

[Rhubarb]

I am the round peg in the square hole of life.

I am the accordion in the string quartet of life.

also ...

I am the bull goose looney in the insane asylum of life.

I am the frustum in the pyramid of life.

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

I am the fingerhut in the mail order catalog of life.

[Dragwyr]

I am the Arthurn Dent in the in the "Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy" of life.

[Dragonblink]

I am the dot in the Dr Pepper logo of life.
(go look at a can, you'll see what I mean)

[Speaker for the Dead]

I am the zit on the otherwise clear complexion of life.

(I stick out, but not in a good way)

[matt_mcl]

I am the pineapple in the produce section of life.

[happyheathen]

Uninvolved, chaos


ahmmmmmmmm....

[Miller]

I am the little plastic car in the board game of Life.

[Booker57]

ladder, silk stocking

[SPOOFE]

I am the... uh.... SPOOFE in the... err.... SPOOFE of life.

No, wait.

::thinks::

I am the Greedo in the Mos Eisley Cantina of life.

I am the Ozzel in the Death Squadron of life.

I am the Tauntaun in the Hoth of life.

[widdershins]

scout1222, that also means no one can play without you.

I am the falling tree in the Zen koan of life.

I am the Milligan in the Puckoon of life.

I am the heretic in the cathedral of life.

I am the brown shoes in the tuxedo of life. (with apologies to George Gobel)

[Gazelle]

I am the price-to-earnings ratio in the performance report of life.

[lurkernomore]

toilet, mansion

Everything around me beautiful, and I always get s*** on.

[Ellen Cherry]

I am the semicolon in the grammar of life.

[UncleBeer]

skidmark, skivvies

[Jervoise]

Irony; Alanis Morisette album.

[Bumbazine]

I am the disaffected hero in the Dashiell Hammett novel of life.

I am the misplaced comma in the COBOL program of life.

I am the Prostrate examination in the yearly checkup of life.



[aside] props to widdershins for the George Gobel reference.[/aside]

[LorieSmurf]

dingleberry/hairy butt crack

which means: it's just ALL bad.....LOL

[lurkernomore]

Originally posted by Bumbazine
I am the Prostrate examination in the yearly checkup of life.

lying down on the job?

[Binarydrone]

I am the toast crumbs in the butter of life.

[funions]

I am the chocolate chips in the cookie dough of life.

[papertiger]

I am the NULL pointer in the linked list of life.

I am the plastic bag in the tree of life.

[MachV]

Glo-stick/rave

[Pessor]

acid reflux/tummy

[Honey]

I am the Cheesecake in the Buffet of life.

I am the Down Comforter in the Log Cabin of life.




Honey

[lieu]

I am the second chair kazoo in the symphony of life.

I am the Xeroxed butt in the corporate fax of life.

I am the observant bystander in the crowded sidewalk of life.

[Judith Prietht]

I am the lint trap in the dryer of life.
I am the tooth-crunching crack in the Grape-Nuts of life.
I am the bottle of hand lotion in the bedroom of the single man of life.

[Bumbazine]

Originally posted by lurkernomore


lying down on the job?

No, it's more of a "bend over, you might feel some discomfort" on the job sort of thing. Yeah, and the Pope might be Catholic, too. Which is why I favor women doctors. Smaller fingers, ya know.
And besides, I figure she's already seen more assholes than a Congressional page, so why should I be bashful?

One more: I am the "Cannot find server" message in the internet browser of life.

[lurkernomore]

uh, Bumbazine - I was referring to the entertaining typo ? you said prostrate, not prostate?

[ftg]

I am the Cliff Notes in the Encyclopedia Galactica of Life.

[lieu]

I am the persistent blinker in the Florida Buick of life.

I am the stupendous queef in the Victorian sex of life.

I am the starter's pistol in the Hamiltonian dual of life.

I am the Rodney Dangerfield in the Chippendale's of life.

[LouisB]

I am the hero in Marcie's script of life.

[Baker]

As Linus Van Pelt once said about his sister Lucy, "Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life."

[Creaky]

I am the candy striper in the nursing home of life.

[Flamsterette_X]

I am the construction zone in the highway of life.

(always getting in people's way, it seems)

I am the sugar in the candy cane of life.

(on the other hand, I am always trying to help people)

[Bumbazine]

Originally posted by lurkernomore
uh, Bumbazine - I was referring to the entertaining typo ? you said prostrate, not prostate?

I'm not prone to argue.

Ya got me Lurker, I didn't even notice my mistake after your comment, I must be getting slow. Sorry.
*waiter, could we have a slaps-forehead smilie over here please?*

I am the malapropism in the spell checker of life.

[lieu]

I am the lettuce frag in the pearly smile of life.

I am so much the ontomontopia of the spelling bee of life that I can't even figure out with a damn dictionary how to actually spell the effing thing.

I am the unidentifiable fried organ in the parts is parts snack box of life.