ok, im sure most of us have a certain quote that has a special place in our hearts. the two that come to mind are
Other Milhouse: correction the only thing thats over is that transmission
Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?
OM: But Milhouse is my name
M: I thought i was the only one
OM: a pain i know all to well
M: so this is what it feels like when doves cry
Or,
Woman: So why do you want to be a big Brother
Homer’s Brain: Dont say revenge, Don’t say revenge
Homer: Revenge
H’s Brain: Thats it, im out of here (sound of foot steps and door closing)
I’ll probably come back and post them as they appear in my brain. Right now the one I love is:
[Bart and Ralph are sneaking into Chief Wiggum’s closet of police stuff]
Chief Wiggum: You know you’re not supposed to go in there! What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
So many, hmmmm. I always crack up when I hear this one:
Mr. Burns: “We don’t have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract…”
Homer’s Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: “…and if you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours!”
Homer’s Brain: Wait a minute… is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: “I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what’s the harm?”
Homer’s Brain: Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Mr. Burns: "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows! [Friendly Laugh]
Homer’s Brain: aahhhhhh!! [girly scream]
Homer: “Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don’t go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I’m flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!”
Another favorite is also:
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw
you a picture?
PO - Alright, you’re telling the truth, you’re free to go.
M - Alright! <pleased> I have a hot date tonight!
LD - ZZZZ!
M - A date.
LD - ZZZZ!
M - Dinner with friends.
LD - ZZZZ!
M - Dinner alone.
LD - ZZZZ!
M - Watching TV alone?
LD - ZZZZ!
M - Alright! <anoyed> I’m gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue!
LD - ZZZZ!
M - Sears Catalogue.
LD - PING
M - Now can I go?! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
LD - ZZZZ!
Now it’s homer’s turn
PO - Alright mr Simpson, we’re gonna hook you up to this machine, it is a lie detector, it will be able to tell us if you are telling the truth or not. Do you understand?
I know it not a funny one but it always gets me.
In the Maggie’s Pictures episode. Homer is forced back into the job he hates. A demotivational plaque is put up reading: “Don’t forget your here forever”. In the very last scene where you see all her pictures the demotivational plaque is partially covered, and now reads:
Do it for her.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
As for a funny one:
Ralph: playing with the mailboxflag goes up Hehehehehehehehehe flag goes down Ohhhhhhhhhh flag goes up Hehehehehehehehe.
Wearia
The best Homer “mmmm” line was from the recent Halloween special, the one with the smart house with Pierce Brosnan’s voice. “Mmmmmm…unexplained bacon…” And who could forget “Mmmmmm…floor pie.”?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!, Max Torquei love you! i completly forgot about that line… but you can’t forgot:
(in thick cuban accent) “in america, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
oh crap i almost forgot, the scene when krusty has the dummy, alfons, and its jaw falls off, he crackes its head in and throws it into the audience as kids scream in terror:)
*cartoon Dinosaur family *
Dad Dinosaur: Would you turn off that rock-and-rock music?
Boy Dinosaur: Hey, don’t have a stegasaurus, man!
Marge: How was your day at work, dear?
Homer: Oh, the usual. Stand in front of this, open that, pull down
this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way,
cough.