What is up with people these days walking around in PUBLIC with fuckin’ DEAD HAIR shooting out of their heads?!! WTF??? Cut that shit off!!!
LMAO- that would make a great sig line
Maybe I misunderstood…I have quite a hairy scalp.
My scalp has hair allll over it.
and all of it dead.
What can I say, I’m a rebel.
I shave that vile crap off almost daily.
Yeah, what will they think of next? I heard of some weirdos who have dead keratin stuff sticking off the ends of their fingers and toes. They use them to scratch things with, so I’ve heard, but it seems pretty unbelievable to me. I mean, yuck, growing out of the ends of your fingers??
Umm ok
This post would have made so much sense yesterday after I spent 2 hrs huffing 95% ethanol fumes (I’m the only tech so I get to mix up the 70% ethanol for the spray bottles)
Aren’t hairy scalps en vogue now?
Not only is my scalp hairy, but my face too. And my arms, and my legs. Let’s see, my chest, my back,my feet, my ass, my crotch…
Oh my God! I am an ape!
Aw crap. And just when I was getting the hang of this human thing…
wanders off to find a banana or something.
Oh, wow, and just when I thought it was obvious that i was not from this planet, an OP comes along and just blows the theory right out of the water.
All my hair is alive, and it moves in response to my thoughts. I’m sure to break the ice at naughty parties.