The fact remains, Minty, that these weapons are being regulated based upon their physical appearance rather than less subjective criteria. They look scary, therefore they must be more dangerous. If that applied in all areas of life then large dogs, sushi, and Vin Deisel would all be strictly regulated as well, because they’re all kinda scary-looking. Granted, nobody’s ever used Vin Deisel in the commission of a crime, but just wait…I mean, the guy looks mean!
Seriously, unless you’ve illegally modified it (or aquired it illegally) or you happen to have a federal permit, you can’t get an assault rifle that fires in full-automatic mode in the US. In semi-auto mode, they’re less dangerous than a higher-caliber semi-auto hunting rifle, but hunting rifles don’t look as scary.
I’d be much more afraid of a sniper on a rooftop with a high-powered deer rifle (such as Charles Whitman on the UT tower back in the '60s) than some idiot with an (unmodified civilian version of an) AK-47 who thinks he’s Rambo. I’m more likely to survive being perforated by Rambo than by Whitman owing to the performance of their weapons and ammunition.
Now, somebody’s bound to point out that I said the Rambo-impersonator would have an unmodified AK-47. That’s right, because that’s what’s being restricted under the legislation. If the weapon is illegally modified to fire in a full-automatic mode, then he’s alread broken several federal laws that were in place before this “assault weapon” hysteria took hold (including the National Firearms Act of 1934, as mentioned by Fenris). If somebody’s already breaking multiple laws, then adding another law for them to break won’t be a big deal for them.
Besides, any normal semi-automatic weapon can be modified (or malfunction) to fire fully automatically. My brother-in-law had a pistol that malfunctioned while he was using it, and suddenly his magazine was emptied on a single trigger pull. It wasn’t an “assault weapon”, just an old pistol with some worn parts.
So, back to the OP -
Machine Gun = heavy weapon, high rate of fire, usually belt-fed, not real portable, often permanently mounted on a vehicle or structure.
Submachine Gun = high rate of fire, rifle or carbine sized, fully automatic. Very effective in close quarters, not incredibly accurate.
Assault Rifle = selective fire (can be semi-auto or full-auto, depending on user preference and the flick of a switch), magazine-fed, lightweight, usually rifle or carbine sized. Effective in close quarters, also accurate enough for moderate distance shooting.
Early model Uzi’s were definitely submachine guns. Later models introduced selective fire, and it became a very compact assault rifle.
I dunno where Taggert got his carbine definition - the M1 Carbine is not limited to a four-round capacity (in fact, it uses 15 and 30 round magazines), and neither is the carbine version of the Winchester 1876 (15 round tubular magazine built in under the barrel). “Carbine” refers to the length of the weapon, being somewhat shorter than a traditional rifle. The M-4 Carbine is a short-barrelled version of the M-16 with a telescoping stock currently in use with our military, and it uses the same magazines as its big brother.