What's your "hooker name?"

Has this been played before on the board? It's a party game of one or two year's standing. Your hooker (or drag, or porn star) name is figured out the following way:

first name: your first childhood pet

last name: the street you grew up on.

Therefore, mine would be "Tiki Greentree." I work with "Brandy Buckingham" and (the winnah!) "Midnight Cherry."

[Omniscient]

We've all played this game before, and some variations are using your middle name/pets name/street name in a variety of orders.

Mine would be Gina George, not bad, but I'm a guy so the pets name doesn't quite fit.

[Gaudere]

"Rusty Marion"

Pity I'm not a redhead.

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"Eppur, si muove!" - Galileo Galilei

[Ukulele Ike]

Molly Highland. Yuck. Sounds like the porn star's unattractive best friend.

'Scuse me while I put my hair in a bun and slip on the horn-rims.

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Uke

[Mojo]

"Mommycat East Capital" doesn't quite sound right.

My 2nd pet/street combo, "Bob Parkwood", is better.

[NicePete]

Sam Hillaire

[BurnMeUp]

Petey Madison

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[topolino]

Let's see...
1st pet's name: Rusty
Street where I grew up: Sunset
My middle name: Lynne

Rusty Sunset. Lynne Sunset. Rusty Lynne.

Cleo 94th Street. Not very sexy. All my addresses have been numerical, so this game just doesn't work for me at all.

[Gaudere]

If we include middle names, I could be Rusty Joy. Sounds like a hoooker who hasn't had a trick in a while.

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"Eppur, si muove!" - Galileo Galilei

[Guy Propski]

Bingo Clinton.

There's a presidential joke in there, just waiting to be released.......

[Bluepony]

Snoopy McGregor?? Can I buy another vowel, Vanna??

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[GregAtlanta]

Charley Roscoe

Now that's a great porn star name.
-- Greg, Atlanta

[Lucky]

Gigi Cumberland. I think I may have found a new career.

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[Gail]

Scratchy (he was a cat and I was six)

East River

Scratchy East River

Hmmm I don't believe I'll be a hooker any time soon.

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Gail
"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend--
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again...."
-Steely Dan

[Falcon]

Hmm...Gretel Old Stone.

Nope, I'm not becoming a porn star anytime soon either.

[Xgemina]

Sabrina Colorado...

Think I would need an operation to fit that name...

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"Nuts!"
Gen A.C. McAuliffe
"The general's nuts."
unknown 101st AB grunt

Mittens Route 3?

I'm gonna stick with "Buck Naked".

[SkeptiJess]

Butch Derrick. Hmmm. Actually, if I were a man, that would knid of work, wouldn't it?

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Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity

[manhattan]

Sherman Jung Shan Bei Lu?
Good thing my real porn star name is better.

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[Revtim]

Chin-Chin Tulane.

MAJOR drag queen!

[Jodi]

Curly Goldrush

The question is, is Curly Goldrush a boy or girl?

[BoBettie]

Snowball Dodd....hmmmmm- possibilities??

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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

[Persephone]

Suzie Silverside. Hmmmmm.....nah, not good.

Suzie Alger (Alger being the street we lived on when we got Suzie the dog)......yeah. That works. Maybe I could get on to one of those "older women" sites...

[kanashimi]

If you use the first pet you remember:
Pipper Hastings.
If you use MY OWN first pet:
Kitty Hastings.
Hey, those are better than my real name!

[Omniscient]

Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?

Curly Goldrush....I don't know about boy or girl, but I'm sure I could come up with the fetish specialty

[kanashimi]

Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[kanashimi]

Christi - Suzie Silverside sounds great!!

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[kanashimi]

Oops, brainfart -- sorry

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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation." - Rhett Butler

[aseymayo]

My husband claims his is Buster Cherry.

I'm Marigold Cross - a sex kitten dominatrix?

[MrKnowItAll]

"Rusty Greenwood"

Hmmm. Maybe I should shower more frequently.

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Carpe hoc!

[Gr8Kat]

Whiskers Rowell

Well, the Whiskers part... no, forget it, nothing sexy here

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"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it," Jack Handy

[glee]

Sooty Velvet-whiskers Riverway

(Private Parts or Seaman Staines sound better)

I was just a kid - he was a rabbit. One day he wasn't there and my Mum said he'd gone to a better place. I thought he'd died - but no!
She told me years later that he was an 'active' bunny and so he went to a farm and fathered a lot of bunnies....

[Schizm]

Fluffy Hollow Circle

Damn, I've never heard of this game, but I thing mine turned out rather well.

[Jophiel]

This is too good. My first pet was a three legged cat we adopted from a stable. My porn name?

Tripod Everglade

Wanna guess the third leg?

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"I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn't."

[SkeptiJess]

>> Hey Jess, ya wanna trade?
Curly Goldrush....I don't know about boy or girl, but I'm sure I could come up with the fetish specialty <<

Nah... I'm thinking seriously about taking "Butch Derrick" to the chatrooms and masquerading as a man... Who knows? there might be a book in it!


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Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity

[ChrisCTP]

Miracle Front


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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[Louie]

Mosquita Cantrece. Sounds exotic.

[Czarcasm]

Let's see...
Pet's name-Tippy
Street name-Canoe
That would make my "hooker" name...

This game is stupid.

[Strainger]

Bruno Thicket here. The last name needs a little work.

Something similar I was taught on a trip to a friend's cabin one time - First name = high school mascot, last name = mother's maiden name to get your porn star name. By that convention my porno name is Bulldog Linn (I have a feeling that a few of the Georgia contingent will have "Bulldog" as a porno first name). Another guy on the trip had a porno name of "Ram Ramirez." One couple showed up late. When the girl walked through the door, we asked her what her high school mascot was. She replied "Beaver." Than we asked her mom's maiden name. She said "Hunter." We busted.

[Doobieous]

I have heard many variations on this game. I'll go through the ones here and the ones i remember.


I have two choices for my hooker first name, Either spock or tor(avich)

so it would be:
Spock Lynscott or Tor Lynscott. Hmm not good.

Using Straingers way it would be:
Spartan Edwards...hmm sounds like it could be a band name...The Spartan Edwards.

Another way for the porn name is to take your middle name, and then the name of your current street: James Lynscott...... That actually works.

For Hooker or Drag Queen name, take your dogs name, and then your mothers maiden name: Sara Edwards (it used to be Puzzle Edwards)

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"Raw to the floor like reservoir dogs"
- A.V. Helden

[AHunter3]

Uh...Kitty 196th?

[This does not sound like a portent of an active business-is-pleasure life]



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[Kat]

Using the first pet I remember my parents owning: Lady Jackson. (mixed-breed dog)
Using the pet my parents owned when I was born: Shep Jackson (Some kind of shepherd mix)
Using the first pet that I considered "mine" as a kid: Sundance Jackson (black and white cat, named to go with my Mom's other cat, Butch)
Using the first pet that was actually "mine" exclusively: Bear Jackson (one of my sister's 2 (supposedly both male--HA!) mice's babies)
Using the first non-rodent pet that was actually "mine" exclusively: Pogo Jackson (Siamese cat, the name came with him)

[timmar68]

I was a Navy brat so i didn't grow up on one street.
The rules that I was taught was the first name is the name of your first pet and the second one is your mothers maiden name.
So my name is Scruffy Baker. (I just asked a friend of mine what his name would be and he said Collette Dwiggins. i love it!)

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MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!

[topolino]

My, there are alot of Rusty's. My Rusty was a Collie.

I don't have a pet now but, using the name of my most recent pet, I'd be Scarlett Sunset. Heh.

At work, we have a Patch Duquene (Do-cane) and Buttons Sommerford.

[Xgemina]

Strainger said:
"First name = high school mascot, last name = mother's maiden name"

That would make it: Camel Hopper...

think I'll stick to Sabrina Colorado and get the operation...

[aseymayo]

Good heavens, all the sports teams at my high school were the Quakers - the fighting Quakers, no less.

If I add ma's maiden name, I get Quaker Hill. I like it...I think.
(You quaker hill, you brought 'er).

[funneefarmer]

The name of the street I live on is the same as my last name and my middle name is my father's. I'm sure my father would be just thrilled to see his name in the credits of my debut piece of porn. My first pet was a "Penny", not sure that would work for a man.

[Guy Propski]

I like my youngest sister's porn name--Prescious Smoke Rock. Sounds like a cute crackhead.

[Gazelle]

Flora's Way (first pet, street name):
Fish Wyanoke, the aromatic madame.

(Fish was a chocolate Labrador retreiver. Dad wanted a fish, the rest of the family wanted a dog, so we got a dog and named her Fish.)

Strainger's Version (high school mascot, mother's maiden name):
Lion Winters

Doobie's Version (middle name, current street):
Stephens Whitewater <--- pretty cool!

I LOVE THIS GAME! I've been laughing for a half hour.

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