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Old 07-21-1999, 10:30 PM
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If, given the choice, you had the opportunity to spend a full day with one (living) person, who might that person be? Anyone. Be honest.

My choice: Neil Armstrong

Or maybe ... Drain Bead
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Old 07-21-1999, 10:58 PM
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Maya Angelou
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Old 07-21-1999, 11:21 PM
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I don't think I've ever known or knew of anyone that I could tolerate for a full 24 hours. I like my solitary lifestyle too much.

If I had to spend a literal day with someone, it would probably be either Ray Bradbury or Harlan Ellison.

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Old 07-21-1999, 11:33 PM
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I'm gonna cheat and name more than one cause my opinion changes depending on how intellectual I want to be, and how amorous I feel.

Michael Jordan on most days.

Dave Matthews if I'm feeling emotional, he'd be great to get drunk with and talk chicks.

And whatever sex symbol I am currently lusting for. Hey I'm a guy, these things are important to me , at the moment I'm thinking Angie Everhart.

Hugh Hefner, come on, talk about living the perfect life.

George Lucas would be intriguing, and I'd love to pick his brains.
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Old 07-21-1999, 11:46 PM
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Well, number one choice would be Billy Graham. #2 would be Steven Spielberg.
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Old 07-22-1999, 12:41 AM
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I can think of a couple of people here whom I know personally and whom nobody would know. But for famous people:

1.) Gary Oldman. I don't know why, but I think it would be really cool to see what he's like.

2.) Robert Plant. Just curious.

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Old 07-22-1999, 12:54 AM
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I think it'd be cool to hang out with Quentin Tarentino or Steven King...two pretty weird guys.

My female choices would be Daryl Hannah, Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, or Debra Winger. Not from the sex orgy angle, rather for their (seemingly) fun personalities. (although they'd be friendly to the eyes as well)

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Old 07-22-1999, 02:54 AM
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Me!

Or Pamela Anderson. And that's from the sex angle.



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Old 07-22-1999, 08:49 AM
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For my money I'd go with Michael Palin. The man has been just about everywhere in the world, and hell, if it gets dull we can do the Parrot Sketch.

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Old 07-22-1999, 09:44 AM
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Pat Conroy. He has some amazing stories to tell about how he grew up. I've heard snippets of interviews with him, and I'd love to hear more.

My oldest cousins. I haven't seen them for three years, and they deserve a whole day of attention. They're only 9 and 12, and their mom is hardly ever home (she's an ER nurse).
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Old 07-22-1999, 11:32 AM
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Jane Goodall.

From a sexual angle, Brendan Frazer.
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Old 07-22-1999, 01:00 PM
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My sister. She was killed when I was 13.
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Old 07-22-1999, 02:22 PM
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Stephan Hawking would be a serious trip. That man could take days to begin to grasp.
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Old 07-22-1999, 02:33 PM
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Billy Joel..would love to talk music with him...
and (since other have done it) from a sexual angle, George Cloony...I think I'd need more then 24 hours, though

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Old 07-22-1999, 08:50 PM
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Ruth Rendell (British mystery author). I would love to pick her brain. And maybe I would inspire her to put an American character in her next story ;-)!

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Old 07-22-1999, 09:05 PM
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The Three Stooges

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Old 07-22-1999, 09:11 PM
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The guy I had the hots for that left for Michigan a couple of months back. Sigh. And this is definitely a sex thing.
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Old 07-22-1999, 11:45 PM
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I would like to be with someone really funny like Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) or Chris Rock.
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Old 07-23-1999, 12:52 AM
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Do they have to be living presently? If not, I would wanna spend my time with Elizabeth I or Hapshetsut (sp?). Possibly stop in and visit Emily Dickenson or Carl Sagan.
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Old 07-23-1999, 12:57 AM
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Alicia Silverstone. Or Staci Flood( a dancer on Happy Hour.)

My choices for a guy-
I wanna play ball with Micheal Jordan.
I wanna talk politics with Jesse Jackson.
I wanna travel with Jimmy Buffet in the Carribean( he knows all the party spots)
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Old 07-23-1999, 01:21 AM
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I'm tempted (like Mr.KnowItAll and Beeruser)
to take advantage of the day and spend some quiet time alone. But if it's anybody, living or dead...I'm going for intellect AND some good laughs...it's a toss-up:

"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
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Old 07-23-1999, 01:51 AM
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Some nice answers so far. I like the idea of talking with Stephen Hawking, being a physics student.

If I were to spend 24 hours with somebody, though, I think I'd pick Robin Williams just for the laughs.

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Old 07-23-1999, 07:18 AM
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After careful consideration, I'd have to say Paul McCartney. Just to jam with the guy.
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Old 07-23-1999, 08:48 AM
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Hey pl, my hubby would probably pick Nathan East if he could pick a bass player.

Hmmm, my picks?
History:
Catherine the Great
Catherine de Medici (would I make it out alive? or was it Lucrezia that was the poisoner?)
Shakespeare

Now:
Sandra Bullock - she seems fun
Barbara Kingsolver - great writer

Fantasy:
old boyfriend

Zyada, what part of MI was your heartthrob from? Maybe I know him...(::laugh:: see Geographical Misconceptions thread) My dad always says "Michigan is a small town" cause you're always meeting someone you know in some obscure place.

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Old 07-23-1999, 08:49 AM
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Whoops! Lucrezia is a Borgia not a de Medici!


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Old 07-23-1999, 10:20 AM
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Well, he wasn't from MI, he he just moved there for a job in one of the Detroit suburbs.

He was from England (Bristol) (British accents make me melt!)
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Old 07-23-1999, 10:51 AM
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Maybe Biggles knows him!
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Old 07-23-1999, 11:10 AM
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By the way, thanks for considering me, sly...but why?
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Old 07-23-1999, 04:44 PM
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By the way, thanks for considering me, sly...but why?
Aww shucks. You just seem a very interesting person. Besides, any woman who enjoys football and Alice in Chains can't be all bad.
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Old 07-25-1999, 02:37 PM
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Dead: either Leonardo da Vinci, Nostradamus or Edgar Allan Poe
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Old 07-25-1999, 03:08 PM
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Elizabeth Peters -- who is one of my favorite writers and who seems like a person with so many interests she would HAVE to be an entertaining person.

Florence King -- another favorite writer who seems like she'd be a real hoot. She is something of a misanthropist, though, and probably would not want to spend 24 hours with me or anyone else.

James Randi -- 'cuz he's my hero!

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Old 07-26-1999, 01:36 AM
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Charlie Rose

He is the most intriguing interviewer out there. He makes things interesting because he's not just asking questions, he's having a conversation. You really get a sense of his personality when he interviews, and I just think it would be neat to sit around and discuss sports and politics with the guy.

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Old 07-26-1999, 02:44 AM
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Harvey Milk. I'd want to find out how he managed to stay an activist up to the point where an assassin's bullet ended his life. I'd also like to find out his reactions to how the gay-rights movement has progressed since his death.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu. I think it would be wonderful to converse with him about the status of the movements for civil rights for all, and about how he came to fight for gay civil rights in particular. (You didn't know he was a prominent figure in gay rights?) I think he could even help to partially recuperate my cynical attitude about Christianity.

Dorothy Parker. The only person in the world I'd enjoy getting insulted by.

And whoever my current crush would be... Seth Green? Yummy
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Old 07-26-1999, 10:04 AM
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How come no one has said Uncle Cecil? No to insult anyone, but you people must all be shallow and ungrateful. People like you make Unca Cece cry. (Or was it implied in the original question that we are all really talking about our second choice, after Cecil?)
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Old 07-26-1999, 11:22 AM
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I'm sure Unca Cece was the unspoken first choice of us all. Certainly he was for me!

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Old 09-15-1999, 05:21 PM
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I would like to be with someone really funny like Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) . . .
The definition of an oxymoron.

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Old 09-15-1999, 05:41 PM
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There is someone I met in Mexico two years ago. I would give anything to spend a day with her. We basically just talked for a few hours one afternoon, but it seemed magical. I wish I had the chance to find out if it were anything more.
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Old 09-15-1999, 05:46 PM
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Old 09-15-1999, 05:52 PM
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iwould have to say, Axl Rose
hes one of the most intriguing people.

dead: jim morrison, hendrix, marley,
gandhi, etc etc etc

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Old 09-15-1999, 07:37 PM
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While working at Tower Records in the Village, we were closing and the final line of customers was formed. While I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that someone cut in the line unintentionally.

I finished and said, "Next," and the one who cut came forward. The guy who was cut said, "I was first," and the girl who cut just stood there.

My policy in situations like this was someone would relent and all would be good. Never failed before or since. But this was that one time...

Chick doesn't budgem guy is asking me, "Who was first?" I was so surprised at the bullshit, plus I wanted to go home, so I said, "I didn't see. Let me take care of her and I'll get you next."

He looks at me and goes, "Oh, you didn't see? I know you saw. What, are you too stupid to know what you saw? Well, of course you're stupid, look at your job!"

I stared right at him and simply said, "Fuck you!"

I rang in the woman and he started to being his stuff on the counter. I was like, "I'm not ringing you in!" and I started taking acre of someone else.

He yelled, "You have to ring me in! It's your job!"

I'm like, "My job does not mean dealing with an asshole like yourself."

"I demand to see your boss," he said.

She came over. She didn't like me much, but she liked overbearing jerk-offs less. I explained in front of him the whole deal, and sais, "I refuse to ring him in."

She looked at him and said, "If you want to pay for that, go upstairs. He doesn't have to ring you in."

He was all, "Well, if he doesn't ring me in, I don't want it!"

She looked right at him and said, "Then I'll be glad to take your merchandise and put it back on the shelves. And since you are not buying anything, you can leave or I'll have security escort you out for loitering."

Dude left in a huff.

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Old 09-15-1999, 07:38 PM
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Old 09-15-1999, 07:41 PM
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*sigh*

Please forgive the lengthy off-topic post. I zigged when I should have zagged.
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Old 09-16-1999, 12:06 AM
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Dead: Robert Heinlein
Alive: P.J. O'Rourke. We'd sit around and drink Dewars and be funny.
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Old 09-16-1999, 12:35 AM
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Alive (and predictably): George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. Together might be cool.

Dead, fellow alumni of the above: Jim Henson. And Frank Oz, but he's still kickin'.
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Old 09-16-1999, 01:46 AM
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I actually had this very conversation a couple weeks ago over coffee with a friend. I started off with Frank Sinatra, then changed my mind and went with Cleopatra, then with Hitler, then with Shakespeare, then with Catherine the Great, then with Sun-Tzu.

My friend had to think on it for a few minutes, and decided on Jesus, but said that Hitler would be fascinating to talk to.

I then thought about serial killers and other big time criminals. I love Buddy Holly, so he occured to me too.

For living people, I'd probably go with David Letterman or Stephen King.

I sure hope I'm never given the chance to spend 24 hours with anyone. I'll never be able to decide.

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Old 09-16-1999, 03:24 AM
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This reminds me of a question me and a few friends once tried to answer: if you could have an evening with three people, living or dead, who would they be ?

Now, it's easy to shout out stuff like Pamela Anderson or Paul McCartney, but most of us would ocme to different conclusions when we REALLY thought of it. Let's leave those first two for questions like "Who would you like to have sex with" and "Who would you like to jam with". Or a combination of the two, whatever

Anyway, after some thought my three dinner guests were:
1) Adolf Hitler (sure would be interesting to see how someone who was obviously brilliant in some respects was so perverted in other humanitarian ideas);
2) Jesus Christ (I'm not a christian in the orthodox sense, but I sure would like to confront him 2000 years down the line and ask him what he thinks about the hype )
3) Djengis (sp. ?) Khan (as the leader of the largest empire in history, he sure would be a hell of a dude to talk to - he had also been known to down a beer or two in his day.... )

I can't even begin to contemplate what would happen when you put these three guys at one dinner table, but that's why it's a fictionous question..... Hitler and Christ discussing Jewish racial policies, and Khan butting in demanding who the fuck the Jews are in the first place

You could probably think of 100 more funny situations like this..... well that's another thread isn't it.

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Old 09-16-1999, 03:24 AM
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HEY Don't be knocking Rowan Atkinson. I'm not a huge Mr. Bean fan, but I AM a huge Black Adder fan, and I've seen R.A. perform some solo & sketch comedy that was really damn hilarious.

Anyway... first off I'd have to say my husband. Married 8 years and still we can sit all day and talk without running out of stuff to say.

Celebrity types... hmm.. Sinéad O'Connor or Laurie Anderson
Sex thing... Brendan Fraser. Mmmmm... breeeeennnnndaaan

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Old 09-16-1999, 06:11 AM
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Leo Kottke. Musician, singer, off the wall story teller. Somebody should go and write down his stories. His universe is somehow orthogonal to ours.Sometimes reminds me of Gary Larson.

Leo has been known to fly to a city and then have to ask where he is, having forgotten his route and destination.
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Old 09-16-1999, 09:15 AM
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Old 09-16-1999, 09:41 AM
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