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Old 08-12-2002, 05:21 PM
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Bra in the Freezer, I don't Get It

Shaving cream on the hand and tickle the nose I get. Hand in a warm glass of water I get. Bra in the freezer, I don't. I imagine it would be painful to put on, but wouldn't the wearer notice the coldness in her hand before she put it on? Someone, please enlighten me.
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Old 08-12-2002, 05:23 PM
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I don't get it either.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:04 PM
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It's just dumb.


That is all.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:06 PM
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My brother once got his eyebrows shaved off while he was sleeping. Most cruel joke I've ever heard of because he was forced to look really stupid for a really long time. That's one I don't get, because it's so mean. Shaving cream, I understand. It's nicer to use whipped cream though, because it tastes better. That warm water tricked NEVER worked when I was a kid.

Bra in the freezer though? I don't think I've ever heard of that.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:15 PM
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only idea i can come up with is, in the case of an underwire design, one would not lnow the wires were frozen untli putting it on - the straps would have warmed while the metal was still cold.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:18 PM
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Perhaps the water bra? See http://starbulletin.com/2000/11/07/features/story2.html

I like the photo.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:43 PM
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happyheathen beat me to it. I'm assuming that the woman puts the bra on, and then recognizes the frozen metal a few seconds later (and dances around trying to get the bra off, swearing at whichever bastard thought this was a funny gag).
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:12 PM
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Silver Fire, take a look at this picture.

The only freezer joke I've heard of is to soak someone's underwear in water and then put it in the freezer. Supposedly you get maximum yuks if you can lay it on something flat so when the prankee finds it and holds it up it looks like it's had the sh*t starched out of it. I guess they'd have to wait for them to thaw and dry out if they were in a hurry to use them.
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:04 PM
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I hate to sound stupid here, but what is the the hot water thing?
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:08 PM
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Bra in the freezer, you say?
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:13 PM
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Exactly-you have to SOAK it first, then put it in.

By morning, it's frozen solid, and you can't wear it.
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Old 08-13-2002, 12:45 AM
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Wow, that's really, really dumb. Kids are stupid. Then again so are people in general so it makes sense. Thanks everyone!


Oh, Monica. I almost forgot. Put water in bowl. Heat water to about body temperature. Put bowl next to prankee. Put prankee's hand into bowl. This is supposed to make the prankee pee his/her pj's. I guess the theory is since people can incoporate outside stimuli into their dreams (I had/have the hardest time with alarm clocks because of that) the warm water reminds the prankee of urine and induces urination. I've never seen it attempted nor have I heard any sucess stories. Maybe its' just an urban legend.
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Old 08-13-2002, 12:53 AM
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I think the warm water just encourages your body to urinate. You've never gotten that feeling before when you stick your hand into warm water? I haven't actually seen it done, but I can see where it might work. I wouldn't do it if they were at my house, that would be a bitch to clean up and definitely not worth the laughs.
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Old 08-13-2002, 01:54 AM
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Exactly-you have to SOAK it first, then put it in.

By morning, it's frozen solid, and you can't wear it.
That's also the way I heard it (in some teen movie from the late 80s). It's just a silly thing to do at sleep overs.

On the other hand I live in a very warm climate and man oh man toss a damp shirt in the freezer for 30 minutes and put it on and it feels oh so good. Boxers too. Dry will work too but the coolness goes away too quickly. ALmost makes up for not having AC.
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:12 AM
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Better yet, sit your own self into the fridge... Ooo, feels so good, especially if the AC's broken. Now if you'll excuse me-

*Sound of fridge door opening*

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...
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Old 08-13-2002, 04:41 AM
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- - - Oh dude, that guacamole is ruined.
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Old 08-13-2002, 05:21 AM
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Oh, Monica. I almost forgot. Put water in bowl. Heat water to about body temperature. Put bowl next to prankee. Put prankee's hand into bowl. This is supposed to make the prankee pee his/her pj's. I guess the theory is since people can incoporate outside stimuli into their dreams (I had/have the hardest time with alarm clocks because of that) the warm water reminds the prankee of urine and induces urination. I've never seen it attempted nor have I heard any sucess stories. Maybe its' just an urban legend.
Cecil's column on the subject: Why does putting someone's hand in warm water make them go to the bathroom?
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Old 08-13-2002, 06:04 AM
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The bra in the freezer thing has already been covered, but there's also that Who's The Boss? episode that covers it.

Hand in warm water thing: my sister tried to do it to me once, but she used cold water. No peeing in my sleep, but I woke up with my hand contorted into a claw, and my fingers were stiff and painful for the first few minutes when I woke up. She asked if I felt funny, I told her about the hand, she asked "Anything else?" I told her no, then I figured out what she was up to. I told her about using warm water, and reminded her who went to sleep first in our house, in case she got the notion to try it again.

My cousin tried to do the water trick on his little brother once, but the dummy used hot water in his ignorance. So hot in fact that his brother woke up screaming instantly.
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Old 08-13-2002, 08:12 PM
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I saw this thread title last night and didn't open it.....the title sounded like such a good idea in this hot and muggy weather that I put my sports bra in the freezer before I left for work this morning. I am sitting here in my steaming hot house with my cold bra on.....and it feels better in here than it has for weeks. I have another one in there for when this one heats up.

And to think the whole thing was a thread about pranks........Maybe I should stop OPENING threads and just continue to get my inspiration from the titles?
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Old 08-13-2002, 08:28 PM
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Glad we could, uuuuhh.... help.
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Old 08-13-2002, 09:59 PM
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I saw this thread title last night and didn't open it.....the title sounded like such a good idea in this hot and muggy weather that I put my sports bra in the freezer before I left for work this morning. I am sitting here in my steaming hot house with my cold bra on.....and it feels better in here than it has for weeks. I have another one in there for when this one heats up.
See, I thought the same thing, here. Gotta keep the girls cool, you know.
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:12 AM
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:41 AM
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To the tune of a famous call-and-answer knock:

"Bra in the freezer: Cold tits!"

First thing I thought of when I saw the title. I crack me up.
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Old 08-14-2002, 04:34 AM
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Some of my college friends went to some leadership conference (I knew a lot of RAs) that was to last Friday to Sunday.

On the first night, a bunch of the girls snuck in to the guys' rooms and stole a bunch of their underwear. As previously mentioned in this thread, they soaked them in water and put 'em in the freezer.

The next night, the guys, known for being competitive, and not particularly subtle, snuck into the girls' rooms and stole a bunch of bras and panties.

Did I mention that they weren't known for being subtle?

They then got a large pot of water, dumped all the bras and panties in there, then froze the whole damn thing.
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Old 08-14-2002, 05:06 AM
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KK, thank you! ROFLMAO
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