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Old 08-20-2002, 02:21 AM
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do straight guys like their ass played with, and/or licked?

yes, i believe they do..
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:01 AM
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This one doesn't.
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:06 AM
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You just don't know where that has been.
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:07 AM
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(meant to say '...that tongue'. dammit)
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:47 AM
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hmmm, it's a mood thing. Not so much with the fingering biz, but if I'm in the right mood then a rimmer is O.K.

Also if I'm with two women and they are in a "69" and I am coming at the "6" from behind then often the "9"'s nose is in a really interesting place, either bumping my testicles, or massaging my "taint"/anus. Thats nice, but can leat to exacerbating the prexisting overstimulus of being with two women.
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:53 AM
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This one does.
It is not what you do, rather who you do what with, that defines your sexuality. I like women. YMMV
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Old 08-20-2002, 09:48 AM
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When being fellated, a very slight pressure on the anus (no deep fingering) can make me come faster. I read somewhere that in some old culture, women used to insert a piece of tissue in their lover's anus and pull it out when they came. That usually had the effect of making their partner come.

From a biological standpoint, anal stimulation does normally have a positive effect on men engaged in sexual activities. But psychological inhibitions can provoke the opposite effect.
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Old 08-20-2002, 10:03 AM
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Sure...how else are you gonna find your male G-spot?
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Old 08-20-2002, 10:04 AM
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This one does not. I'm sure it feels good and all, but no matter how much I, ahem, clean myself I never think it's clean enough. The thought of it makes me cringe.
I do know that there are zones in that area that are supposed to make a world of difference, but the thought of my girl pulling up a dirty hand and unconsciously wiping it on me-YUCK, I can't complete that thought without provoking a case of the supremely nasty willies...
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Old 08-20-2002, 11:18 AM
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Old 08-20-2002, 12:23 PM
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Yep.
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Old 08-20-2002, 12:24 PM
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This GAY guy doesn't.
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Old 08-20-2002, 05:59 PM
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hmmm, it's a mood thing. Not so much with the fingering biz, but if I'm in the right mood then a rimmer is O.K.

Also if I'm with two women and they are in a "69" and I am coming at the "6" from behind then often the "9"'s nose is in a really interesting place, either bumping my testicles, or massaging my "taint"/anus. Thats nice, but can leat to exacerbating the prexisting overstimulus of being with two women.
Dude! I didn't recognize you at first. Ladies and gents, we have Ron Jeremy as a poster!
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Old 08-20-2002, 06:23 PM
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Dude! I didn't recognize you at first. Ladies and gents, we have Ron Jeremy as a poster!

I don't know if you mean that to be an insult or not, but have you seen Ron Jeremy lately? Not attractive at all. Besides as I mentioned overstimulus is a concern for me, and judging from his need to maintain a "grip" on himself at all times in his films, I'd say maintaining minimal stimulus is more a concern of his.
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Old 08-20-2002, 06:42 PM
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Nah, not an insult. But you gotta admit, your scenario sounds like it's straight out of a por flick.
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Old 08-20-2002, 06:54 PM
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Heh, nah in a porno I'd have a bigger wang and the women would both be satiated by my attentions alone. Typically this is not the case. But the scenario is an occupational hazard that isn't too terrible, you see I DJ at the only "swinger" club in my state so I'm rapidly becoming even more jaded than trudging through South American jungles avoiding 7.62 rounds made me.

The only real drawback is that I may just become so inured with the lifestyle that I'm no longer interested in a "normal" relationship.
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Old 08-20-2002, 06:55 PM
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A porn flick by NASA perhaps. WTF is he talking about?
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Old 08-20-2002, 07:37 PM
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I certainly enjoy anal stimulation. however, the societal stigma associated with a straight man enjoying fingers and dildos in his ass is so severe that the topic doesn't lend itself toward casual beer drinking conversation with the buddies...
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Old 08-20-2002, 10:22 PM
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Maybe I would but that area is so darn hairy... I have the same feelings as Meatros on this subject.
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Old 08-21-2002, 01:51 AM
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I'm going to agree with Meatros, it's not a societal conditioning or homophobic thing with me. It's a feces cleanliness thing. A little tickle is fine, I keep the outside of my anus pretty clean, but penetration is right out. I've experienced it, and it doesn't feel good to me. Also I would never ask, expect or even want a woman to put her tongue on my anus. Especially if I planned on kissing her anytime in the next week or so.

My sexual philosophy is "If it feels good, do it." So more power to anyone who enjoys it, but rest assured that not every man is a major league anal monster.
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Old 08-21-2002, 02:44 AM
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This GAY guy doesn't.
Then, what the hell are you doing being gay, and all?
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Old 08-21-2002, 08:01 AM
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"Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for...THE MAJOR LEAGUE ANAL MONSTERS!"

BTW, yes, I dig it.
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Old 08-21-2002, 08:47 AM
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How in the hell would I ever kiss you after that?
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Old 08-21-2002, 08:58 AM
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Anything on or around (taint or crack)is ok but my anus is exit only thank you very much.

Wait, that dont sound right. Everything down there can be played with , but nothing gets penetrated.
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Old 08-21-2002, 12:32 PM
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Then, what the hell are you doing being gay, and all?
Contrary to popular belief, not all Gay men are into anal sex!
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Old 08-21-2002, 06:23 PM
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As I am well aware. I was trying to mildly ridicule that belief by the use of the .
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Old 08-21-2002, 07:07 PM
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No fucking way.
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Old 08-21-2002, 07:50 PM
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Yes.
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