Can we please stop with the numerology?

So I went to go pick up a check from one of my clients yesterday at a building in Manhattan. I get on the elevator and hit the button for the 11th floor. One other woman gets on the elevator and selects the 9th floor.

“Oooh, look,” she says. “I picked 9 and you picked 11. Is that a bad sign?”

“Yes, lady,” I wanted to say. “This elevator is doomed to drop into the basement in a flaming wreck.”

Instead, I ignored her completely, not saying a word.

When is this crap about trying to find special significance in the numbers 9 and 11 going to stop?

I’m still getting the e-mails on nearly a daily basis from business associates, friends, my crazy aunt and people I’ve never even met. Always something about how different numbers add up to 9 or 11 or how 9 and 11 show up in the number of letters in people’s names, etc.

Folks, terrorists made a statement by orchestrating a series of attacks on September 11th, 2001. Their discontent with the U.S. has escalated to the point where they’re willing to kill thousands of innocent civilians to take away our sense of security. That’s the statement they’ve made. Osama Bin Laden is not trying to speak to us in some sort of obscure mathematical code. His message appears to be somewhat more straightforward.

Truth be told, there are all sorts of ways to fabricate all sorts of seemingly odd coincidences by playing around with numbers. If the 9/11 attacks had happened on any other day of the year, I’m sure we’d see the same number of “coincidences” and attempts to derive some deeper meaning from the date of the attacks, the time the planes hit the towers and the Pentagon, etc.

I wish all of these number freaks would stop trying to become the next Nostradamus and would quit looking for significance in these numbers. Want to look for something significant? How about confronting the fact that thousands of innocent people died? Is that not significant enough?

Yet, almost a year later, people are still trying to find special meaning in the digits… Here’s one from someone I don’t even know, who apparently felt the need to warn the rest of the universe by sending out a broadcast e-mail to any valid e-mail address he could find:

“The digits 9, 1 and 1 add up to 11, which is not only the date of the attacks, but also produces two 1’s, which look like the twin towers of the World Trade Center.”

Oh, yeah. Hell of a coincidence there… :rolleyes:

Hey Mr. E-mailer, add the first two digits of your IQ together. This will produce a zero, which looks awfully like the void that exists between your ears. How’s that for a numerical coincidence?

I wish more people would read Snopes. <sigh>

Y’know, there were 485 words in that post.

I bet I can make some sort of pattern from them…nah.

I have discovered the code!

Capital letters=2
small letters=1

THespos: TH=4. espos=5… 4+5=9!

Da Big Apple: BGA=6 a ig pple=7… 6+7=13!
9/13!

'Ware the Ides (minus 2) of September!!!

Hmm. If we write out “nine/eleven”, then give each letter a numerical value from 1 to 26, and add them we get 105. 105 is 5 x 21, and 1, 0, 5 add up to 6, so 5, 21, 6 2 words, 10 letters, add all those together we get 48, which is 12 x 4, or 2 x 2 x 3 x 2 x 2, which add up to …11! 48 is also 16 x 3 and so 1 x 6 = 6 + 3 = 9…9 and eleven can both be derived from the numbers nine and eleven! Oh my god! There’s no significance here at all!

I’ve got to call a TV station with this.

I, for one, am convinced.

Thank god the terrorists didn’t attack on July 11. Just THINK of having to change the signs on all those chain stores.

Worse, Uke, they’d probably be named The Official Patriot Store and we’d all be labeled as traitors if we didn’t shop there regularly.

Either that, or (he says, slapping his forehead at the immediate followup post) legislation would be passed to prevent people from the Middle East from working there.

“It was necessary to destroy the purveyor of bad coffee in order to honor it…”

Don’t make me whip out a 2o dollar bill and start folding it…

Ah, THespos, [symbol]QespoV[/symbol], is good Greek name. I show you how is number using old-fashion Greek gematria from old country…

[symbol]Q[/symbol] = 9
[symbol]e[/symbol] = 5
[symbol]s[/symbol] = 200
[symbol]p[/symbol] = 80
[symbol]o[/symbol] = 70
[symbol]V[/symbol] = 200

Total: 564.

Factoring: 564 = 223*47

47!!! See? I knew something bizarre was up with that! Because…

564 = 12*47

4+7 = 11.

1+2 = 3.

There are three digits in 564: 3*3=9, so of course, the sinister 9-11.

Did you know there was a “47 Society” dedicated just to the number 47?

And “564 = Sacrament, Paroketh, Uranus, Minerval, Covenant, Grimoire, Third Eye, Unicorn, Esoteric, Harmony, Good Ones, Oriental,
Ahura-Mazda, Sannyasa, Mokuso.”
Esoteric Oriental Grimoire? Good ones? This has got to be some kind of conspiracy. Probably one of those tong triads.

Oh, YEAH? Wait 'til you hear about the similarities between Lincoln and Kennedy…

One of the minor differences the Pond makes between the US and the UK is how we each write dates.

9/11 to me is November 9. (We would use 11/9 for September 11).

Does this obvious flaw worry fans of numerology?
Depressingly, I doubt it.

(Remember the ignoramuses who claimed ‘The Two Towers’ was an insult to 9/11, and shouldn’t have been published…)

I have nothing to add.

I just could not let this thread end with 11 comments.

Hey, my PE classroom is room 911- oh no! We’re gonna be hit by a plane!