DC sniper mugshot provided by psychic!

Mugshot of sniper as seen by psychic

I don’t know who the psychic is, but I hope we get the chance to see how close she comes.

My prediction is that the psychic will claim success as follows: the sniper will turn out to have two eyes, a nose & some lip hairs that could be taken as a moustache. Sniper has also worn a mock-turtleneck sweater at some time during his life. Also, psychic impression was acquired early in the morning, before sniper had a chance to comb his hair. If sniper is not now overweight, he probably has been at some point in his life, or will be in the future. Sniper squints when bright light is shined in his face.

And people say psychics are frauds :rolleyes:

I think I know that guy. I saw him in the mirror this morning, except he had longer hair, and wasn’t as fat, and a bit taller.

G… G I’m getting ‘G’… George?..Geoffrey?..Gary?..Geraldine?..Gus?..Graham?..anyone?..erm…maybe it’s not G…no…‘E’… Eric?..Edna?..Englebert?!

So, a psychic is IDing a psychotic.

sigh

Looks a little like Shrek to me… and that’s no turtleneck… that’s a dickie! :eek:

Just find the guy that bit his mustache and there you have him.

I wish these people could be hauled in for interfering with an investigation when their psychic impressions inevitably turn out to be false. What’s the difference between this junk or me calling in an outright fake report?

That’s just a hideous picture. Made me laugh when I looked at it.

I guess she got psychic impressions while playing with her Etch-a-Sketch.

Or perhaps when the sniper turns out to be a thin oriental woman, the psychic can claim “well, that’s what I intended to sketch, but my drawing skills aren’t that good…”

Hey, isn’t that Richard Jewel?

OH MY GOD! The Sniper is Ernest Borgnine after being on a weeklong bender!

Hey, I think i saw that guy at the grocery store yesterday. but I live in Indiana.

gdrlh

It looks like a cross between the sea cap’n and Jimbo of the Simpsons.

The sniper is Albert Einstein?

bernse, that was the best laugh I’ve had in weeks.
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Hey! Where’d they get my – uh-oh.

That reminded me of something. Ever seen this?

Etch-a-Sketch FAQ

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.

No, that’s Moe who runs the bar.

The sea cap’m always has a pipe and says “Arrrrr” like a pirate quite often.

Zengledirk Slaptybum! Or Jerry Dorsey.