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Old 03-27-2000, 01:03 PM
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Did you see any black helicopters?
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Old 03-27-2000, 01:25 PM
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We're invading.

Slowly.
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Old 03-27-2000, 01:29 PM
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The secret password is "eh".
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Old 03-27-2000, 01:40 PM
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Did you see any black helicopters?
Naw.. those are all still freaking out the anti-government militia-types in Montana and Idaho, I think.
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Old 03-27-2000, 02:13 PM
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Have the troop convoys included a mobile Tim Horton's? If not, then don't worry, because our troops cannot function for prolonged periods without a "double-double" and a bear claw.

Actually, Fort Lewis is used by many NATO troops. I recall about 12 years ago, there was a British group training there, composed of Gurkhas. You haven't seen anything until you've seen a Gurkha pipe band, marching along at Rifle Regiment pace!

I believe our brave boys and girls are down at Fort Lewis as it is much closer than going to our training ranges in Alberta or Manitoba (chosen back in the '50s for their similiarity to the Ukrainian Steppes).

The Canadian force sent to Korea was sent to Fort Lewis, shipping out directly from there to Korea.

We have US ships in our port very often (expecting the USS Abe Lincoln in April), and our anti-submarine ships often do join exercises with US subs.

The troops you saw were probably part of EXERCISE CASCADE PEAK. Here's a link:

http://www.dnd.ca/commelec/vol35/esoldier.htm



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Old 03-27-2000, 02:14 PM
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It's revenge for what youse did to Terence and Philip.

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Old 03-27-2000, 02:16 PM
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They're coming to reclaim Point Roberts.
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Old 03-27-2000, 03:16 PM
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If you've been in the service any amount of time, you get used to the Canadian Forces either training with them or just having them pass through your base.

Using the Canadian Forces base facilities in Germany was routine for a lot of us doing tours in Europe. Plus we got a better deal with the exchange rate. I've done several deployments in Canada also.

I guess when you think of exotic, distant lands and people, Canada doesn't really come to mind since we pretty much share a common language among other things. Military-wise we were so intergrated under NATO in all our procedures and other aspects.

I know this sounds kinda patronizing, especially to the Canadian dopers here, but seeing Canadian military in the US is pretty much routine for people like me.

Still sucks about the Braves dropping the Series to Toronto. I still have bad karma about that.


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Old 03-28-2000, 12:35 AM
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Can anyone, Canadian or otherwise, tell me why I have been seeing convoys of Canadian Military vehicles on I-5 in Western Washington? I usually only travel anywhere on I-5 on the weekends, and at these times, I always see Personnel carriers, trucks toting tanks, and other miscellaneous military vehicles, all with Canadian plates.

This is in the general area of Fort Lewis and McChord AFB, but why would Canadian Soldiers be rallying down here?

(We have been joking that Canada is silently invading the US while no one is paying attention..)




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Old 03-28-2000, 12:45 AM
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Just a WAG, but joint training exercises seems to make sense.
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Old 03-28-2000, 12:54 AM
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The only specific reference to a Canadian military presence in Washington I could find was to the participation of some RCAF fighters in an air show in Tacoma.

I'll bet it's no suprise to see US military vehicles tooling down the roads of the various NATO countries. I guess it's only fair that we get our share of foreign troop presence as well.
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Old 03-28-2000, 08:17 AM
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I seem to remember an article sometime back (in the Chicago Tribune) about a Canadian General who was in charge, on secondment from the canadian army, of a large US unit in Texas, IIRC. An unusual situation, eh? I think he was a general, anyway, eh?
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Old 03-28-2000, 10:18 AM
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I seem to remember an article sometime back (in the Chicago Tribune) about a Canadian General who was in charge, on secondment from the canadian army, of a large US unit in Texas, IIRC.
A Newfoundlander no less. And with a Polish pope, you better be careful with your jokes.

First, we take Point Roberts. Then we take the Northwest Angle. Then Aroostook County, the Alaska Panhandle, St-Pierre, Greenland, the rest of Alaska, the Turks and Caicos, and them islands in St. Mary's River that should be on the Ontario side of the line instead of Michigan.

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Old 03-28-2000, 10:32 AM
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Having dated a Newfie for approximately a year, there's only one thing I can do upon hearing of a Newfie general in charge of anything:

*violent shudder*

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Old 03-28-2000, 04:13 PM
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The Newfie in question is Major General Hillier, second-in-command at Fort Hood, Texas. He's there as part of the joint exercise training that we do with you guys - been there about 2 years. There are two limitations on his authority - he can't be in comand of the base if the US. camp commander (a Lt. Gen) is off the base, and he can't preside over court martials.

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Old 03-28-2000, 04:27 PM
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jti said:

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There are two limitations on his authority - he can't be in comand of the base if the US. camp commander (a Lt. Gen) is off the base, and he can't preside over court martials.
And three, he doesn't have the key to the liquor cabinet.

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Old 03-28-2000, 10:40 PM
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A lot of cross-training goes on between US and Canadian militaries. Especially the Search and Rescue crews. But it's all just camouflage..we began the invasion years ago, and it was working too...until someone exposed it in a film called "The Canadian Conspiracy". (Real movie, check it out!)
Face it, with the choices you've got in November, Canadian rule wouldn't be so bad, now would it?
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Old 03-29-2000, 01:34 AM
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Oh yeah, like our choices are any better.
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Old 03-29-2000, 09:57 PM
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Ahem.

Labradorian:

You'll take the Northwest Angle over my cold (very cold), dead, Minnesota body
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Old 03-29-2000, 11:39 PM
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dhanson...true, true. Chretien, Dictator For Life, or Jurassic Clarke, or that new guy..who belongs to a party called CCRAP. (US readers, I am not kidding!!)
Sheesh..what happened to all the leaders? ME for Prime Minister!!
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Old 03-30-2000, 09:57 AM
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Sandyr: We'd just be liberating them from the oppressive colonial government in St. Paul. Besides, don't they have an secessionist movement (of two or three people) we can support with our equivalent of the CIA?

Vive l'angle-du-nord-ouest libre!

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Old 03-31-2000, 07:43 AM
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I see British units all the time, their little Range Rovers leading deuce and a half's down I-90. Remember, Yakima Training Center is one of the largest places for full scale training outside of FTC in California and Fort Hood. My guess is that they need a place to train, and that YTC already has tanks and APC's out there for use, making the training cost cheaper. Or, they could be playing OPFOR for US exercises..?

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Old 03-31-2000, 07:45 AM
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I see British units all the time, their little Range Rovers leading deuce and a half's down I-90.
Well who the hell else do you think trains you guys?
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