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Old 12-29-2002, 06:36 PM
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There was a little girl

There was a little girl,
who had a little curl
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Old 12-29-2002, 06:56 PM
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and she had a big gun,
and loved to have fun.
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Old 12-29-2002, 07:07 PM
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Till one day,
Along came Bubba-Ray.
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Old 12-29-2002, 07:14 PM
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If Astro was looking for a pleasant rhyme
I'm afraid you are wasting your time
For, I fear here, there are some
Who have to wreck your fun

(It was a nice start tho, Astro)
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Old 12-29-2002, 07:33 PM
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If you wish that fun was near
You will always find it here
For the little girl
With a curl
Is bringing us a beer
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Old 12-29-2002, 07:35 PM
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Of course she just killed a deer,
and she noticed you were near,
so she got another hook,
and you knew that you were sunk.
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Old 12-29-2002, 08:03 PM
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".....and when she was good, she was very, very good....."
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Old 12-29-2002, 08:12 PM
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And when she was bad she was horrid.
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Old 12-29-2002, 08:12 PM
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until she understood
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Old 12-29-2002, 08:18 PM
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I like pie.

...D'oh!
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Old 12-29-2002, 11:41 PM
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I like play, d'oh!
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Old 12-30-2002, 12:02 AM
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I like cookie, d'oh!
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Old 12-30-2002, 01:02 AM
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Can I have a flaming Moe?
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Old 12-30-2002, 01:25 AM
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No, No, No, No, No...
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Old 12-30-2002, 01:39 AM
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She was a neo nazi ho.
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Old 12-30-2002, 02:20 AM
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God I hate this thread
Oh screw it, I'm off to bed
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Old 12-30-2002, 02:30 AM
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And then she followed Mushono,
and gave him violent head.
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Old 12-30-2002, 08:28 AM
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I think this would do better;
As a "G" rated thread.
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Old 12-30-2002, 08:52 AM
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor is online now
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Quote:
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I think this would do better;
As a "G" rated thread.
Was this girl in a "G" string?
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