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Old 01-03-2003, 05:22 PM
LolaCocaCola LolaCocaCola is offline
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Lola gets her first lapdance...

I guess I may aswell share this little story with the rest of the class for show & tell...

On my recent trip to Louisville, my friends and I ended up going to a reasonably upscale "Gentleman's Club" one evening ~ for the Kentucky folk out there, we went to "PT's", which claims to be a topless club, but honey-child, those girls showed everythang! They serve liquor at this establishment, so I'm not sure how they get away with that, but anywaaaaaay....

I guess there were about 8 stages or so (sans poles), and basically you sit around the tables and the girls give table dances, giving individual ummmm attention to everyone.

I have been to "Scores" in NYC before, but this place was much more, shall we saaaaay....explicit!

Well, this one stripper who had on a little Catholic school-girl outfit took a particular liking to me and showed me some special attention - not quite the coochie-in-your-face action they give the men, thank gawd, but she did manage to unhook my bra and give me boobie-love!

One person we were with knew one of the managers, and at one point a small battalion of girls surrounded our table and gave us all modified lap dances au gratis! I'm sure we were the envy of the room. Heh.

It was a fun evening, but it's hard not to feel sorry for the girls a bit ~ especially whenever I went to use the ladies room (which is mostly used by the strippers and the odd female patron) and I would hear the girls talking about putting their kids through school, and their boob-job surgeons and such.

Most of the girls were attractive, but some looked a little rough around the edges. I was a little amazed at this one dancer who somehow stuck matches or sparklers in her nips and one up her hey-nanny-nanny and turned her self into a human Macy*s 4th of July firework!

Hoowah!

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Old 01-03-2003, 05:31 PM
Incubus Incubus is offline
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heh, thats a beautiful story. The strip club I occasionally frequent (when this poor college student can afford it) sometimes has female patrons and they always get lots of attention. I've seen some pretty kinky stuff, with the strippers taking off the woman's shirt/bra (with consent of course). One stripper had 2 of her friends there and they were doing all sorts of naughty stuff. Suffice to say I was quite entertained.
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Old 01-03-2003, 05:36 PM
Slainte Slainte is offline
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Sounds like a good time...

Especially this part:

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...this one stripper who had on a little Catholic school-girl outfit took a particular liking to me and showed me some special attention - not quite the coochie-in-your-face action they give the men, thank gawd, but she did manage to unhook my bra and give me boobie-love!
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:11 PM
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Forgive me but I'm still young. What is boobie-love?
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:54 PM
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I know where we should have the next doper getogether.
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Old 01-03-2003, 08:14 PM
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Racer's in Sparta is even better. KY strippers ROCK!!
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