This is just too funny! (And totally clean!) Dildo Days occur during the middle of August usually on the first or second weekend. It get’s better:
The Dildo Days ‘extend’ from Friday to Sunday.
‘Come’ on in.
Yes, I’m a child.
Drats. kicks dirt
Every day is Dildo Day!
What do you think their high school team has for a mascot?
They’re fishermen. That means they can bait their hook better than most people. They’re master baiters, if you will…
That’s just… Oy. I mean, Dildo?
[Kelly Bundy] The mind wobbles…[/Kelly Bundy]
Dildo Days? :eek:
Take a look at the third dildopic (“Dildo wharf”). Just what is that, just to the right of centre?!?
It is a replica of a giant squid that was caught in Dildo in 1933.
They should warn a person. I had a flashback to some really weird Cthulhu porn I read once.
:shudder: