Twice in my life I’ve had conversations about The Odor of Sick People. And I don’t mean “Jean’s been in bed for a week and hasn’t seen a bar of soap since Tuesday” odor, I mean an odor specific to the illness.
I mean, some maladies (leprosy, for example), seem like they’d come with a certain smell, but I’m talking about colds, or flu, or (as was the topic of today’s discussion) cancer.
One of my dear friends from high school swore back then (and still does) that she can smell colds and flu. Even if the person wasn’t exhibiting symptoms yet, if this girl said, “I smell a cold,” while in an enclosed area (say, a car) with the person, chances are that person would be slurping NyQuil before the week was out. Furthermore, she could tell the difference between the smell of a cold (which she said was sort of bitter) and the smell of the flu (which she said was sort of sweet). Once, she said, she got a whiff of something totally unidentifiable, but she knew it was some sort of illness–and she ended up with measles.
Then today, I was talking to Coworker #1 about Coworker #2, who has had some health problems that she refuses to disclose to us (not that she has to or anything, but it’s a small office, and we’re all pretty good friends, so it’s weird not to know what’s going on with her), and who is out of state right now for medical testing.
Coworker #1 said that lately he’s noticed The Odor of Cancer when he’s around her. When he was young, he had a teacher who had cancer, and the smell got so bad that kids started refusing to come to her class (eventually she was no longer able to teach because of her illness). Coworker #2’s odor is not that bad, he said, but is noticeable to him and he definitely identifies it as Cancer Smell.
Me? I haven’t smelled a thing . . . I don’t think.
I have noticed that lately I can’t stand Coworker #2’s perfume; frequently she comes into my office in the morning to chat while I’m scarfing down my breakfast, and the smell was so bad I couldn’t eat (it made my throat catch). Sometimes she’d start to leave, get out the door (Thank You, Sweet Jesus, I’d think), and then come back to say something else, and it would make me want to cry. But how do you ask someone politely to leave your office because their stench is killing your appetite?
Anyway, that’s all I’ve noticed about her smell, lately, but I think it hardly counts, because:
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I HATE the smell of perfume
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In fact, there are a few bottled scents that make my throat catch (so the fact that this is a recent phenomenon could just mean that she’s switched from Giorgio to Chanel No. 5) and
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Once the coworker’s perfume wears off later in the day, I’m fine.
Anyway, I was just curious as to whether anyone else out there is able to identify (a) that a person is ill, and (b) the nature of the illness, by scent.
And is it freaky that I DO NOT have this ability, or freaky that you DO?