Babar Recruits New Doper

[Babar714]

I'd like everyone to meet Evry1sMom. She's a good friend of mine whom I've been talking with for about a year via IM. I think she'll fit in quite nicely. So, flame her a little to make her feel welcome. Here's your Mom!

[PurpleCrackwhore]

Welcome to the Board and prepare to be addicted!

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[Babar714]

okay, I jumped the gun. she's still registering...

[Babar714]

and doesn't have her password yet...

[Babar714]

Okay, well, she was still signing up when I introduced her, and she is having problems getting her password. Aren't I red-faced.

[Satan]

Well, that was anticlimactic...

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Yer pal,
Satan

[ChiefScott]

Yeah. I'm going back to the threesome thread.

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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

But no smilies.

[Babar714]

Me, too.

[UncleBeer]

I'm home mom. What's for dinner and can I borrow the car tonight?

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"Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones."
--Miguel de Cervantes--

[Demo]

Welcome, whateveryournameisgoingtobe! Beware the evil [b]clique[/i]!

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"Every one is bound to bear patiently the results of his own example. "
-Phædrus

[Demo]

{i]make sure you [b]KNOW[x] how to use UBB before you go {i}trying{/quote] to use the amn codes...

[Babar714]

She'll be here, I promise. She had to take her kid to the doctor's while she waited for her email to work. I really didn't plan out this recruiting thing very well.

[Satan]

Is she black?

:: ducking ::

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Yer pal,
Satan

[Mullinator]

She is now approx. 5 hours late.

I think this calls for a pit thread, you goat-felcher.

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Oh boy, my first official case of sig line writer's block.

[WallyM7]

Mom. the decision has been made.

Besides, you'll love it there. They have Bingo and Euchre, and you'll have a TV in your room.

Of course we'll visit.

[Babar714]

Hey, it's not my fault. It's not hers, either. Her damn email kept on pulling a 404 and she couldn't get her password. she said she was done when I posted. But she's online now, and I'll try to get her over here.

[Babar714]

Hey, it's not my fault. It's not hers, either. Her damn email kept on pulling a 404 and she couldn't get her password. she said she was done when I posted. But she's online now, and I'll try to get her over here.

[Konrad]

Just admit you made her up. She doesn't really exist and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can begin getting treatment for your psychosis.

[enter 4 men in white lab coats]

[WallyM7]

"Hey, it's not my fault."

Uh huh. The old Richard Nixon dodge. Well, it didn't work for him and it ain't working for you.

Do you have any other imaginary friends? Maybe a 6 foot tall rabbit?

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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

[Babar714]

Actually, it's the Lando Calarissian defense.

[pluto]

Babar --

You haven't been seeing any 6-foot white rabbits lately, have you?

Any strange interludes with Claude Raines?

It's okay to have an imaginary friend, just don't start introducing her to the other children, okay?


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"pluto ... a seriously demented but oddly addictive presence here." -- TVeblen

[Evry1sMom]

Hi everyone.....I'm FINALLY here...and no, i'm not a figment of Babar's imagination...but ...as he said...I am new to this so....have patience, please

[Globe-trotter]

Hi mom! When can I get my allowance?

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Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

[Babar714]

Booyaaaaaaaaah!

[Evry1sMom]

Hey...what can i say....empty pockets once again....no allowance for you

[Babar714]

Good ol' Lando always came through.

[Evry1sMom]

Hmmm....nothing like impressing my new friends with my inability to figure out this site....i'll get it sooner or later...

[UncleBeer]

Hi mom! I'm gonna ask again "What's fer dinner?" I've been a good boy, cleaned my room and everything. Can we have spasketti? Huh? Can We? Can We? Can We? Can We? Huh? Can We? Pleeeeeeease?

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"Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones."
--Miguel de Cervantes--

[Babar714]

Okay, this Mom doesn't spank little punks, she KICKS ASS! Beware

Well, we sure have the asses that need kicking! She should do just fine here.

Oh, Mom? UncleBeer hit me! And Satan is sitting on MY side. Make them stop!



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Ranger Jeff
The Idol of American Youth
Riders In The Sky

[Babar714]

Hitting on the one called "Mom" already, Arnold? Let's explore that a bit, shall we?

[Arnold Winkelried]

Is there any purer love than the love for mother? I don't want to even begin to think about what you're insinuating.

Originally posted by Ranger Jeff:
Well, we sure have the asses that need kicking! She should do just fine here.

Oh, Mom? UncleBeer hit me! And Satan is sitting on MY side. Make them stop!

::running, jumping, pouncing, hugging::

JEFF!!!!!

Jeff's back!!!!!!!!

::bouncing, happy dance::

Jeff's back!!!!!!!!!!

-Melin

[Irishman]

Melin:

::running, jumping, pouncing, hugging::

Lucky Jeff.

Hi Mom. Welcome to the club.

[Catrandom]

Hi Mom, and welcome.

Remember, when they make fun of you it means they like you (or that's what my mom always used to tell me...)

Catrandom

[Arnold Winkelried]

Hey Mom, I forgot to mention Catrandom. You can trust her with your life.

[Kat]

Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried:
Never use the word "fat", "evolution", or "god" in a post, otherwise you're in for big trouble and a never-ending thread.

And you used <font color=00FF00>all three</font> of them in a single post. You might want to warn Mom not to stand next to you for a while, until the curse wears off.



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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

"I'm a god. I'm not the God--I don't think." --P.C.

[Persephone]

Hi Mom! Can I get my nose pierced? Oh come on, all my friends have their noses pierced!

YES I'd jump off a cliff if all my friends did it! Geez! Why do you ask me that every time I want to do something fun!

I'm going to the library now, okay? YES the library! YES I'm telling the truth! Man, tell just ONE LITTLE FIB....can I go now?

See you later! YES I'm wearing clean underwear!



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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage." --anonymous redhead

[MrKnowItAll]

Another mother. Great. That's all I need.

Seriously though, welcome. If Babar vouches for you, you must be OK.

So are you a Wendy and Peter Pan kind of mother, or the dreaded I-had-such-high-hopes-for-you kind?

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Mr. K's Link of the Month:

What is John Kricfalusi ("Ren and Stimpy") doing these days?

The Goddamn George Liquor Program

[WallyM7]

YES I'm wearing clean underwear!

Lemme see.

Ouch!

Sorreee.

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I don't have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.

[ReservoirDog]

Hey, Mom. Welcome. Um... look around, but maybe don't go to the Pit right away. Things have been a little... er...
Anyway, we're generally happy fun people! Enjoy.

[WallyM7]

Well I'll be hornswaggled.

I thought Babar was having another flashback.

Hi, Mom. This one's for you.

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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Originally posted by Irishman:
Melin:
Lucky Jeff.

Hi Mom. Welcome to the club.

Hey, that Cowboy's a special guy -- but ::sideways glance:: there's always a warm spot in my heart for an Irishman.

Did I mention I'm a redhead?

-Melin

[Arnold Winkelried]

Mom, let me warn you about a couple of the posters here.

WallyM7 is fine, but when he talks about the voices in his head, just nod and smile.
Ukulele Ike talks with his mouth full.
Babar714 has a tendency to make up imaginary friends.
UncleBeer will pretend to be nice to you, but don't turn your back on him, because then he'll denigrate you with his clique.
Eve is actually a dominatrix, so don't get in a thread alone with her.
The moderators will say "this is a nice friendly environment", but as soon as one word passes your lips that's mocking/critical of one of them, whoosh! you're out the door.
Never use the word "fat", "evolution", or "god" in a post, otherwise you're in for big trouble and a never-ending thread.

I have much more information available on the regular posters. E-mail me privately and I'll give you the straight dope.

[Catrandom]

Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried:
Hey Mom, I forgot to mention Catrandom. You can trust her with your life.

Most of you can, yes...

Catrandom

[Arnold Winkelried]

Originally posted by Kat:
And you used <font color=00FF00>all three</font> of them in a single post. You might want to warn Mom not to stand next to you for a while, until the curse wears off.

I've fixed that. Today at lunchtime I walked backwards under a ladder and crossed the street right before a black cat ran across it. But thank you for your concern.