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Old 06-15-2003, 02:51 AM
Major Kong Major Kong is offline
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Who wants to see a girl fuck a horse?

I know I might be a pervert BUT,

Why would I want an email about this:

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Subject: I cannot believe a 18 years old girl can handle a horses cock in her pussy! Watch this clip!


You think you have seen some pretty crazy porn on the internet? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT! I saw the most unbelievable movie clip ever to grace the internet! These guys put up a clip of a beautiful teen farm girl who actually fucks her horse!
NO BULLSHIT, SHE ACTUALLY FUCKS A HORSE WITH A 20+ INCH COCK! ( can't tell you the exact size cuz that's part of the game ) THE MOVIE QUALITY IS GREAT AND HAS SOUND TOO! IT IS UNBELIEVABLE!


THIS LITTLE SLUTS CAN REALLY HANDLE A GIANT HORSE COCK IN HER TIGHT LITTLE TEEN PUSSY LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE! YOU HAV TO WATCH THIS CLIP BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS IT AND TAKE IT OFF.

HERES THE GOOD PART. THESE GUYS AREN'T A NORMAL PORN SITE SO THEY DON'T WANT MONEY TO LET US WATCH SO ITS FREE. BUT WHAT THEY DO IS MAKE YOU TAKE THIS TEST THAT ASKS HOW BIG A HORSE DICK IS. THAT'S SOMETHING THAT
ONLY PEOPLE INTO ANIMAL SEX WOULD KNOW. SO I THINK THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SOMEONE WHOS INTO THIS STUFF..NOT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUST THEM. SO IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMALS JUST GUESS THE SIZE. THERE ARE ONLY 3 CHOICES AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT YOU'RE IN. YOU GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP..AND HEY DO NOT FORGET TO SAVE IT CUZ YOU'LL WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN OR SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS LATER!


CLICK ON THE LINK TO WATCH THIS LITTLE SLUT FUCK HER HORSE FOR 8 MINUTES! DO NOT FORGET TO SAVE IT SO YOU CAN WATCH IT AGAIN LATER!


onegemvzzre^lnubb(pbz




Just who are they trying to attract with this? Tell me you have hardcore lesbians fucking and eating bacon off each other or teens who love to suck dick and watch the No Spin Zone, but I don't want to see anyone fuck a horse.

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Old 06-15-2003, 02:53 AM
Anamorphic Anamorphic is offline
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Erm... you probably didn't want to include the actual links in your post...
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:00 AM
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I have to admit I really do like....What? Oh! They are "live" horses! Uh, never mind.....I hate that shit too!
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:02 AM
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How do you fuck a horse, anyway? Sure if the horse attempted to mount the cute farm girl horsey-style, she would be crushed to death.
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:20 AM
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Good lord, those hyperlinks actually do redirect you to some site called "Farm Girls", I closed it really quick before anything loaded, I thought maybe he put some other URL in. Maybe somebody should edit that to get rid of those URLs?
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:28 AM
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Yeah, those sites suck. Every time I try to look at the god damned video they make you pay first. Then when you do pay, it's always a rip off. Crappy video quality and ugly chicks.





Oops.


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Old 06-15-2003, 04:23 AM
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I'll bet Mr. Ed is pissed.

But Wilburrrrrr
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:38 AM
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Moderator Notes.

Major Kong, don't post links to porn sites on the SDMB.

Furthermore, you may want to read up a bit.
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Sex: The medical approach is OK, the Penthouse approach is not. If you are not sure, err on the side of caution and/or contact a staff member before you post.
Everybody posting their porn spam on the SDMB is just about my worst nightmare. Don't do this again. This thread is closed.
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