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Old 07-13-2003, 09:32 PM
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How do you get semen stains out of jeans?

Here's a question. I have seen CSI, and other forensic shows that use black lights to find semen stains and blood stains, and other bodily fluids. They seem to show even after washing the clothing, how do you get these stains out if you had too. Just curiosity!!!
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:36 PM
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It should be mentioned (but usually isn't) that washing machine detergent shows up VERY well under a black light. In fact I've seen many a dorm room that looked perfectly normal in regular light, but at night with black lights on you can see the walls are covered with detergent (think graffiti style).
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:40 PM
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If you are a real man, or woman, especially a couple, any bodily fluids aren't wasted on the clothing or the sheets.
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:48 PM
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Curiosity, my ass.

As someone who has had to ban her husband from using ivory and white towels in certain, er...instances, I can attest to the fact that multiple applications of bleach doesn't do it.

WAG, mabye some sort of "enzymatic" stuff, like you'd use on pet stains may do it. Though if we've learned anything from Monica Lewinsky, drycleaning should do it.
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:50 PM
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Though if we've learned anything from Monica Lewinsky, drycleaning should do it.


wHAT IS THE WHOLE STORY ABOUT THAT DRESS LIKE WHERE DID THEY FIND IT, DID THEY EVER CONCLUDE ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:56 PM
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wHAT IS THE WHOLE STORY ABOUT THAT DRESS LIKE WHERE DID THEY FIND IT, DID THEY EVER CONCLUDE ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
She kept it, didn't have it cleaned, and they matched DNA from the dress with DNA from Mr President.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...lood092298.htm

Personally, I don't blame her. Not for not having the dress cleaned, but for blowing the president. I mean, c'mon! He's the PRESIDENT. I can guarantee that if I said, "Honey, the President wants me to blow him." My husband would say, "Go right ahead honey, make me proud!"
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:59 PM
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Personally, I don't blame her. Not for not having the dress cleaned, but for blowing the president. I mean, c'mon! He's the PRESIDENT. I can guarantee that if I said, "Honey, the President wants me to blow him." My husband would say, "Go right ahead honey, make me proud!" [/B][/QUOTE]

More women like you would make this president alot less stressed
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:25 PM
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More women like you would make this president alot less stressed
Unless my blowjobs can magically make a man less stupid (and they definitely don't do that), I doubt this president would benefit at all. And that's coming from a registered Republican.

BTW, there's a "quote" button on the lower right-hand side of this box my post is in, right next to the "edit" button. That bounces you directly to a "post reply" screen, with whomever's quote already all nice and formatted for you.

And welcome to the SDMB.
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:26 PM
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Unless my blowjobs can magically make a man less stupid (and they definitely don't do that), I doubt this president would benefit at all. And that's coming from a registered Republican.

BTW, there's a "quote" button on the lower right-hand side of this box my post is in, right next to the "edit" button. That bounces you directly to a "post reply" screen, with whomever's quote already all nice and formatted for you.

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Why thankyou i find this place amazing all my question sanswered like its nothing its great
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:14 AM
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Why thankyou i find this place amazing all my question sanswered like its nothing its great
You're quite welcome. We're a good bunch of gramatical, punctuation and fact obsessed people. Most of us...the rest are a bunch of pervs.
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:25 AM
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You're quite welcome. We're a good bunch of gramatical, punctuation and fact obsessed people. Most of us...the rest are a bunch of pervs.
Well said, DuckLips.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:38 AM
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Well said, DuckLips.
I know my semen.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:39 AM
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And no, you can't quote me on that.
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:58 AM
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You mean you're passing up that great sig opportunity Sue?
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:51 AM
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Borax & water might do the trick. I wonder if howtocleananything.com has any hints? They would probably call them organic stains.
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:04 PM
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You're quite welcome. We're a good bunch of gramatical, punctuation and fact obsessed people. Most of us...the rest are a bunch of pervs.
grammatical

:::d & r:::
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:20 PM
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roadrunner70, enjoy this one instance of being omitted from the perv pool cuz it ain't likely to ever happen again.
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:17 PM
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As someone who has had to ban her husband from using ivory and white towels in certain, er...instances. . . .
Ivory? What's wrong with using Ivory?
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:43 PM
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Ivory? What's wrong with using Ivory?
I do believe you're parsing this incorrectly. Try it with "ivory" as an adjective rather than a noun; thus: "...using (ivory and white) towels..." instead of "...using (ivory) and (white towels)..."
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:25 PM
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Meat tenderizer. Soak the garment in water with 2 or 3 tablespoons of meat tenderizer for 20 or 30 minutes before washing. The papain dissolves the protein. If you're doing the soak in a washing machine, let the machine agitate the detergent and tenderizer for a minute, then shut it off for 20 minutes. After that, just run the regular cycle.
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:40 PM
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Borax & water might do the trick. I wonder if howtocleananything.com has any hints? They would probably call them organic stains.
Or orgasmic - never mind the cleaning - just wear it and be proud.
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:46 PM
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I trust our little political hijack is well and done with? Yes?

Yes.
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