I was asked out on a date today

VunderBob · #1 09-17-2003, 02:54 PM

I went to the credit union today to deposit some money into my dwindling account. I have a bit of loyalty to the various clerks, cashiers, and tellers I encounter in the businesses I frequent, and today the teller was one of my favorites, so the semi-flirtateous small talk started right away.

She asked me the usual questions about my job hunt, how I was dealing with unemployment, etc. Then it happened.
"I have two tickets to the football game Sunday, and I'm alone. Would you like to go?"

My jaw dropped, then a big smile came across my face as the novelty of the situation dawned on me. I had to decline, since my wife would have a problem with me going on a date, but I letter her know I was very flattered by the offer.

I guess that for a fat, balding 42 year old guy, I still have it...

Dolores Reborn · #2 09-17-2003, 03:08 PM

How nice for you! Nothing wrong with a little ego-boosting, huh?

Avarie537 · #3 09-17-2003, 04:35 PM

Go Bob Go!!!

BTW - are you coming to the Chili Cook-Off on Saturday? I posted a whole thread about it and it has been soundly ignored!

BlueMit11 · #4 09-17-2003, 04:53 PM

Wow...I'm 17 and haven't been asked out on a date, ever. Well...not technically. Oh well, good for you.

kevja · #5 09-17-2003, 05:55 PM

Good for you.

And by the way she asked you out, (straight forward, honest, direct) you've got a winner!

Have fun.

VunderBob · #6 09-17-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevja
Good for you.

And by the way she asked you out, (straight forward, honest, direct) you've got a winner!

Have fun.

I woud have a keeper , if I wasn't married. This fact is an integral part of why I think this is funny...

VunderBob · #7 09-17-2003, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avarie537
Go Bob Go!!!

BTW - are you coming to the Chili Cook-Off on Saturday? I posted a whole thread about it and it has been soundly ignored!

I missed the post. What are the gory details? What, where, when, $$$??? Is this the event the Eiteljorg has hosted in years past, perchance?

On second thought, maybe not. I have to think of my fellow churchgoers. Confucius Say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.