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Old 09-18-2003, 02:37 AM
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funny user names

I saw a couple good ones today

SwimmingwithChickens

Milk Milk Lemonaide
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:55 AM
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Among MANY other fabulous names, fizzygoodmakefeelnice cracks me up every time I see it!
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:03 AM
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i like buh-buh-buh-bacon!
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:14 PM
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Howard Juneau is a funny one.
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:33 PM
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:03 PM
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i'mthecowgodmoo is still my favorite, hands down.
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:07 PM
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:08 PM
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Shut The Fuck Up Donny!
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:03 PM
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:09 PM
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ThatGuyWithPants, and of course, as mentioned by lieu, the infamous Shut The Fuck Up Donny.
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:12 PM
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Look!ninjas and 7 up yours are among the most humorous user names here
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:42 PM
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fizzestothetop
imthecowgodmoo
seal_clubber

I know I'm forgetting some.
I think seal_clubber changed his name to seal_cleaner. Although the search turned up a seal_clubber2. I liked the original too, though.

I like the name ThatGuyWithPants, and wasn't there someone named Holy Shit, I Like Pie?
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:50 PM
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Whack A Mole

Yeah, I kinda miss the old handle.
But, of course, I got pie.
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Old 09-19-2003, 03:54 PM
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[b]look!ninjas[b] is a pretty cool one but the bestest best name is aaaaaarrgg
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:12 PM
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whuckfistle cracks me up when I see it.
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:16 PM
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I still miss FireUnderpantsBoobs...
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:21 PM
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owlofcreamcheese made me laugh when I first saw it. I figure it means "I love cream cheese." Count me in on whuckfistle, too.
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:24 PM
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Big fan of Satisfying Andy Licious, and his posts are pretty good too.
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:32 PM
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Oh, also owlstretchingtime.
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Old 09-19-2003, 05:11 PM
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Not on this board, but somewhere else on the 'net I saw someone with the handle: DrMcNinja

The mental image of an Irish ninja in medical school pleased me verily.
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Old 09-19-2003, 05:26 PM
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I giggle every time I see gatopescado.

But not because of the actual name.
For some reason I always read it as gatoescapado which would translate as escaped cat instead of catfish.
And that sends the tune of "Band on the Run" through my head with the lyrics "Cat on the Run".

But I'm sure that I'm the only one that happens to.
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Old 09-19-2003, 05:45 PM
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My favorite is Don't poke the bear, Dad!
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:11 PM
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I'm too new to the board to make an offering but those are some good ones!

Arrr!
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:27 PM
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I like the especially typographic Deep Fried.
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:41 PM
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There are quite a few names that make me smile and even laugh whenever I see them.

Hugh Jass
Skid Marx
Ellis Dee

There are many others whose punning or double entendre has been quite clever, and I always think I could have been more creative with my own nick if I had tried.

There's nothing funny in it, but a name I really enjoy seeing is Shadiroxan.

Of course, those already mentioned are fine as well. And I'll think of 20 more as soon as I hit submit.
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:58 PM
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I still miss FireUnderpantsBoobs...
That's who I was thinking of.

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Old 09-19-2003, 07:27 PM
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I like you with the face myself.
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:38 PM
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I laughed when I first saw tanookie because I played a lot of Super Mario 3.

What about 1920s Style Death Ray?
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:43 PM
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Atomic Badger Racing
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:52 PM
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LEt's not get started on that again.
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Old 09-19-2003, 08:40 PM
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owlofcreamcheese made me laugh when I first saw it. I figure it means "I love cream cheese."
Actually, it was explained that the name was supposed to be bowlofcreamcheese, but that name would have been too long, so the first letter was dropped.

I think Dewey Cheatem Undhow is a pretty funny name myself.
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Old 09-19-2003, 08:54 PM
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Mine.

Or the name Owlstretchingtime.
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:24 PM
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I think Diogenes the Cynic is damn funny.

UncleBeer is my favorite by far.
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:24 PM
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In another zone I knew a guy with the name: NudeMoose. And then there was PlopSac. Finally, XtheGimpX from Pulp Fiction fame.
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:49 PM
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I forgot Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:25 AM
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I like EddyTeddyFreddy.
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:27 AM
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I like you with the face myself.
Yeah, this one always reminds me of the great Cyclone pinball machine when the carny voice would yell out "Hey you! With the face!" "Ride the Cyclone!"
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:37 AM
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czarcasm, Shirley Ujest, and Crunchy Frog are the only ones that I can think of right now. The clever usernames are one of the things I l-o-v-e about this board.
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:42 AM
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What? Has no one mentioned the great and wonderful Happy Scrappy Hero Pup? Best name on the board, hands down.
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:09 AM
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I like dorkusmalorkusmafia and El_Kabong.
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Old 09-20-2003, 02:19 AM
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Just saw "hybrid dogfish".
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Old 09-20-2003, 02:23 AM
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Quite fond of the name SentientMeat.
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:18 AM
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you with the face is my favourite as well. Then Dewey Cheatem Undhow and Wang-Ka
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Old 09-20-2003, 10:01 AM
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Have to include Muldoon's Squishiness.
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Old 09-20-2003, 08:43 PM
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And of course, don't mind me.
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Old 09-20-2003, 10:09 PM
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I just noticed a post from donkeyoatey, whose name brought a smile to my face.
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Old 09-21-2003, 02:12 AM
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Old 09-21-2003, 02:37 AM
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Elemenopy always makes me grin REALLY big.
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Old 09-21-2003, 06:07 AM
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I think Diogenes the Cynic is damn funny.

Aahh, old Doggy-knees is my favourite too!!

Sorry.

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Old 09-21-2003, 10:36 AM
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