Old 04-23-2000, 06:37 PM
RoboDude RoboDude is offline
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After reading the "Porn Remakes of Films" thread, I started to wonder what we'd see if someone made porn movies based on TV shows. Here are some ideas:

Groped by an Angel

Third Cock From the Sun

the Sex-Files

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Old 04-23-2000, 06:49 PM
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Star Trek: Voyeur
Star Trek: Deep Thrust 9
N.Y.P.D. Screw

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Old 04-23-2000, 06:55 PM
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huh. How about Malcome in the middle?
Old 04-23-2000, 07:08 PM
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I think there is an X-Files porn. Something about anal probes.

A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

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Old 04-23-2000, 07:18 PM
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The Capital Gang-Bang
The McGlaughlin Grope
Old 04-23-2000, 07:46 PM
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The Dicks of Hazzard
Night Rider
Orgasm, she screamed
LA Raw
Beverly Hills 90-60-90

Sorry for the metric reference
Old 04-23-2000, 07:48 PM
Torgo Torgo is offline
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Genital Hospital
Ally McSqueal
Touched by an Anal-Angel
Gaywatch (probably already done for real)
Two Guys, A Girl and a Horse
Just Shoot All Over Me

I know one was done for real based on the Brady Bunch entitled "Back Door Bradys."

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Old 04-23-2000, 11:40 PM
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Chicago Grope

Wet Dream Maker

Small Weiner

the Vice is Right

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Old 04-23-2000, 11:46 PM
Inky- Inky- is offline
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For fans of PBS:

Masterbate Theater
Rim Suspect
Antiques Load Blow
McNiel Lay-Her Spew Shower
Are You bieng Serviced?
This Old Crotch

And while TV commercials might not strictly speaking count, and itmight not be all that dirty sounding, but I've the phrase "Foaming Pipe Snake" bouncing around my head for days.
Old 04-23-2000, 11:52 PM
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I don't know about you guys, but heck, I'd like to see these movies!

Or failing that, make them. Anyone want to star in them?

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Old 04-24-2000, 02:03 AM
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Since we've already done some of Fox's Sunday night lineup, may I suggest:
King of the Dildo
The Simpsucks


The BJs
Will in Grace (or Fill in Grace)
The Beat-off
Flays 'er (SM extreme porn)
Buffy the Vampire Flayer (more SM porn)

And some that work unchanged:

Party of Five
Veronica's Closet
Family Guy
Everybody Loves Raymond
Old 04-24-2000, 10:06 AM
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I can't believe no one's mentioned Ally McFeel yet...

Spin Titties
really good Friends

And, reaching back into the vault:
The Cosby Blow
Family Sighs
Hill Street Screws

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Old 04-24-2000, 07:57 PM
RoboDude RoboDude is offline
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Sister Fist-Her

Just Screw Me

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Old 04-25-2000, 09:00 AM
G.B.H. Hornswoggler G.B.H. Hornswoggler is offline
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Who Wants To Get a Blowjob?
The Screw Carrie Show
3rd Cock From the Sun (or, for gay porn: 3rd Cock in The Son)
Fucking Amy
Grace Under A Series of Large Men
Wankin' With Mr. Cooper
This Old House of Ill Repute
Win Ben Stein's Dick
Siezed Roughly by an Angel
Two Guys, a Girl and a Big Jar of K-Y
Whose Orgasm Is It Anyway?
Boy Fucks World
Sabrina, the Teenage Slut

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Old 04-25-2000, 03:02 PM
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Sabrina, The Teen Aged Whore
The T&A Team
Monday Night Letsball
Porn Star Search
Who wants to be 12"?

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Just like anybody else does
Old 04-25-2000, 03:28 PM
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Speaking of old shows:

Leave It to Beaver
Family Affair

(these works just fine as is)

The Dick and Dyke Show

And hijacking some kids' show titles:

Poke Her, Mon


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