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#1
07-31-1999, 10:04 AM
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This really pisses me off. A few months ago some of my fellow cops and I got into a heated debate one night over the "Ginger vs. Mary Ann" issue after we all got done finishing up a traffic accident. I took Mary Ann's side since my premise was that I would much rather get stuck on a desert island with a "girl next door" type than a Hollywood starlet. Naturally I and a few other brave souls were immediately exiled into the minority of opinion and publicly chastised and mocked for our beliefs. The other day while playing softball one of the Ginger Faction yelled out something profane about Mary Ann, prompting me to throw a full can of beer into left field to silence the heretic. Anyway, is this a question that is deep down in the psyche for guys "Ginger v. Mary Ann"?
------------------ "...send lawyers, guns, and money..." Warren Zevon 
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#2
07-31-1999, 11:07 AM
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I never met anybody who picked Ginger.
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#3
07-31-1999, 01:20 PM
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Doesn't seem like anything to waste a full can of beer over...
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#4
07-31-1999, 01:32 PM
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Mary Anne in a heartbeat. And while I'm at it, let me add that I lusted after Bailey and not Jennifer on "WKRP in Cincinatti".
Finally, Betty was hotter than Veronica.
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#5
07-31-1999, 01:59 PM
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Definitely Mary Ann. Sure, Ginger was easier but Mary Ann wasn't all that innocent, plus she was much better looking.
I remember one time in the supply hut...no, I'd better not say.
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#6
07-31-1999, 02:43 PM
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Mary Ann by a long shot, but every once in a while I used to think about Mrs Howell...okay, okay, maybe it was the money that was the driving force.
Veronica was hotter, and Jughead was smarter. I also chose Betty White over Rue MacClanahan in the "Golden Girls". Okay, maybe you detect a theme here - just to let you know I liked Jennifer in WKRP and have always been in lust with Adrienne Barbeau (sp) from Maude and the classic movies "The Fog" and Swamp Thing" - Now that is the theme that I wish to project ------------------ The worst thing that can possibly happen is not be used for something by someone - Kurt Vonnegut
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#7
07-31-1999, 06:28 PM
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Ginger.
Period. All that casting couch experience....... An ancient Irish belief states that when you die, St. Peter puts you up-side down into a barrel containing all the beer you have spilled in your lifetime, and if you drown--TO HELL WITH YOU! ;]
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#8
07-31-1999, 07:59 PM
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Mrs. Howell
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#9
07-31-1999, 09:37 PM
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Anybody but the Skipper.
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#10
07-31-1999, 10:53 PM
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May I add a female perspective here?
The Professor was a HOTTIE! ------------------
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#11
08-01-1999, 10:23 AM
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Yeah, Bailey always did it for me over Jennifer on WKRP, even with her glasses on. Come to think of it, in all my teenage fantasies, she never took off her glasses.
------------------ "...send lawyers, guns, and money..." Warren Zevon
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#12
08-02-1999, 12:07 AM
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All these men saying that they like Mary Ann sure made me do a double take!
------------------ MaryAnn Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!
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#13
08-02-1999, 07:53 AM
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Mary-Ann hands down. No contest.
Also, as with others, Bailey over Jennifer from WKRP. Of course, if I could choose anybody it would be my wife. I have to include that. Married folks will understand why.
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#14
08-02-1999, 09:53 AM
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I'll second Ginger. For the same reasons daniel gave.
Quote:
Although I always preferred Jessie over Kelly on Saved by the Bell.
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#15
08-02-1999, 10:51 AM
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Maryann, not even close. 90% of the guys I know agree.
Bailey, too, even though I'd be afraid of Les Nessman following us. I wonder if Dawn Wells and Jan Smithers know of the adolescent lust they inspired. I guess so...
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#16
08-02-1999, 11:08 AM
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I also agree with the Mary Anne and Bailey as being the best.
Why is it that there have been several shows that have two female roles and eventhough one is supposed to be the better looking, many would choose the other? Personally, I felt that Mary Anne was better looking, not just the attitude. Now on Home Improvement, I would take both Heidi and Jill. Jeffery
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#17
08-02-1999, 11:31 AM
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Yeah, I have to go with Mary Ann/Jessie/Bailey/Betty/etc. etc. etc. =)
I guess I've never been attracted to the really glamorous and really beautiful women in life or in entertainment. I've always been attracted to women who are pretty but not drop-dead gorgeous. Not sure why. =) Powers
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#18
08-02-1999, 04:39 PM
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But what about Wilma or Betty?
------------------ SoxFan59 "Its fiction, but all the facts are true!"
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#19
08-03-1999, 12:52 AM
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If I was stuck in a desert island, I'd take both, that way you have the best of both worlds!
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#20
08-03-1999, 09:57 AM
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Definitely Betty Sox. I like redheads, I married one, but I think Wilma's voice just annoys me too much. I like Betty's better.
Jeffery
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#21
08-03-1999, 06:37 PM
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Mary Ann, though after all that time with those weenie men on that desert island, if Ginger begged to be included in a menage a trois I don't think I'd have the heart to say no.
Bailey, definitely. And Adrienne Barbeau.
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#22
08-05-1999, 10:59 AM
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Further to the curious preference shown here for brainy women over bimbos, how can any red-blooded woman-lover not include as a preference what's her name over Chrissie on 3's Company? Wassit Janet? Chrissie you send for pretzels and beer while you find yet another way to make Janet talk about making dinner so it sounds like you're "doing it." Ahhhh. By the way, in re: 3's Company, if anyone says they would choose Mrs. Roper, I'm gonna. . . .
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#23
08-05-1999, 01:04 PM
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WHAT? You would take Velma over Daphne? I agree with everyone else as far as Mary Ann, and Bailey.
But Daphne is the hands down winner from Scooby Doo.
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#24
08-05-1999, 01:13 PM
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Poor misguided soul. You who would take the superficial fluff of Daphne over the exotic and ageless alure of Velma.
Like I said on the gay choice thread, I like smart shorties. And Velma not only figured out all the clues, she was the shortest as well. What a hottie! Your Quadell
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#25
08-06-1999, 12:50 AM
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Mary Ann. And Velma (over Daphne).
http://cartoonnetwork.com/doc/scooby...-00_pg007.html Oh yeah! Your Quadell
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#26
08-08-1999, 09:43 AM
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The object of my adolescent lust:
Starbuck (over Apollo) Rick Simon (over AJ) Peter Brady ...Who else can I totally embarrass myself with ? My mind draws a blank, thankfully.
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#27
08-08-1999, 03:14 PM
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Phoebe, Monica or Rachel?
Monica needs to put on some weight...for pure delicious yumminess, it's gotta be Rachel, but for a long-term commitment, I think Phoebe would give you the most bang for your buck. But that's a girl's opinion. A straight girl, and what do I know? As long as we're ont he subject of yummy stars and starlets... how is it that I know only one other person besides myself, and she is also a straight woman, who thinks that Julia Roberts is the most divinely lovely and appealing creature ever to grace the planet? (If God gave me the option of looking like anyone, I wouldn't hesitate a second to pick her.) There are sexier women, hotter women, more beautiful women. But as far as I'm concerned, she is just THE "It" girl. Anyone? Is it just not "cool" to appreciate Julia, or what? And if only me and one other person feel this way, how in hell did she become the most bankable actress is history? ------------------ ************* We do precision guesswork
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#28
08-09-1999, 09:25 AM
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Stoidela: you are definitely not the only two who feel that way
 Julia Roberts, mmmmmmm. I have no idea who Mary Ann and Ginger are but as the name Ginger conjures up visions of my housemate, and she reads this board, I'd better choose her ------------------ Bíonn caora dhubh ar an tréad is gile (there is a black sheep even in the whitest flock).
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#30
08-09-1999, 04:00 PM
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Oh God, do I feel old - Jinky has no idea....boo hoo hoo
Julia Roberts was posted on the thread "things I don't get" by ME - she is a one dimensional actress, not very attractive (in my opinion),and she hurt Lyle Lovett. As for why she is so bankable, look around at other things that really don't make sense (ie. Ricky Martin, Spice Girls, Courtney Love...the list is endless) ------------------ The worst thing that can possibly happen is not be used for something by someone - Kurt Vonnegut
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#31
08-09-1999, 05:18 PM
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Mary Ann. But i do agree with APB9999 a nice little menage a trois hour tour now and then.
And poor jinks, I posted this in a little either or survey on another BB and 75% responded 'who?' I have a little picture of Mary Ann that definetly reinforces my conviction.
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#32
08-10-1999, 12:18 AM
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Mary Ann.
She just seemed more possible... ------------------ Brian O'Neill CMC International Records rockuniverse.com/cmc/cmc.html ICQ 35294890 AIM Scrabble1 Yahoo Messenger Brian_ONeill
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#34
08-12-1999, 04:37 PM
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Re Julia Roberts: I agree that she's one of the greatest sights around, but isn't she downright odd looking? It seems that women with sort of unusual features (hey, she's got a huge mouth)often are very attractive.
And girls with glasses.....ahhhhhhhh yes... -- Greg, Atlanta (Mary Anne, of course.)
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#35
08-13-1999, 11:03 AM
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I have many points to make:
a. Ginger is a redhead, I would take an semi-hot redhead over a very pretty brunette any day because redheads in the sack will ROCK YOUR WORLD. Yes it is a stereotype (i.e., red in the head, fire in bed...) but I can tell you that I'm batting 5 for 5 on the redhead theory... b. Julia Roberts is actually an alien that can clone herself into two shapes. One is a very hot, sexy, desirable woman and the other is a big mouthed, homly, campy looking skinny thing that looks like a wet washrag. At least that's my theory... c. Daphine started my down the path of redheads, and if you had rough sex with Velma her glasses would fall off and she would be worthless d. Anyone who chooses anyone of the Golden Girls scares me, there like my grandma sicko e. Rachel, rachel, rachel. My wife and I have a list of five everchanging people that we can leave each other for without any questions asked. Hers is Brad Pitt, Val Kilmer, Matt Damon... One of mine is Jennifer Aniston, whoa nellie! ------------------ The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. George Bernard Shaw
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#36
08-14-1999, 03:47 PM
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Jahender:
I heard a joke along the lines of your deal with your wife. A couple each has one person the other can sleep with if given the chance. The wife had Brad Pitt, and the husband had Madonna. One day, the husband comes up and says, "I think we should change the people on our lists." His wife agrees. "I'll change mine to Ricky Martin," she says. "Okay. And I choose the baby-sitter..." ------------------ Brian O'Neill CMC International Records rockuniverse.com/cmc/cmc.html ICQ 35294890 AIM Scrabble1 Yahoo Messenger Brian_ONeill
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#37
08-14-1999, 11:20 PM
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Mary Anne, absolutely
Bailey was the object of many of my fantasies. And let me throw in another one. Jan Brady over Marcia. Does anyone remember the lame "Archie" tv movie of a few years ago where Betty uttered the unforgettable line "I want to be BAD, Archie!" -- Guess that answers the riddle once and for all.
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#39
08-27-1999, 03:48 PM
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I say screw both of them.
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#42
09-02-1999, 02:17 PM
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I have been in the logistics field for 16 years so I would have to go with Mary Anne. Ginger is a high maintenance item with low cost to benefit ratio.
------------------ ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST
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#43
09-02-1999, 03:46 PM
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I wasn't going to post on this topic at all, but there is one issue on which I feel very strongly, and I can no longer remain silent about it.
Julia Roberts is downright repulsive, and I wouldn't kiss her for money. Stoidela, jinky, et al: I support your right to think otherwise, but may I suggest a visit to your local optician? We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress. ------------------ Of course I don't fit in; I'm part of a better puzzle.
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#44
09-02-1999, 03:47 PM
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I wasn't going to post on this topic at all, but there is one issue on which I feel very strongly, and I can no longer remain silent about it.
Julia Roberts is downright repulsive, and I wouldn't kiss her for money. Stoidela, jinky, et al: I support your right to think otherwise, but may I suggest a visit to your local optician? We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress. ------------------ Of course I don't fit in; I'm part of a better puzzle.
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#47
09-04-1999, 01:13 PM
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I can't remember which episode, but I recall this comment made by Ginger:
Skipper: "We don't have time for tomfoolery." Ginger: "I always have time for Tomfoolery. Dick, and Harryfoolery, too." Her pause after "Dick" made it quite clear what she meant. Still, it's gotta be Mary Ann.
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#48
09-08-1999, 08:33 PM
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Too young for Gilligan's Isle.
Would've been Rachel, but some goddamn bitch trainer told Jennifer Aniston to lose weight and she did and now she just one more pretty, way-too-skinny actress. sigh... Come on, guys, support me, we don't like bones, we like women who have somethin to love, ya know? ex:Courtney Cox-way too skinny.
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