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Old 10-30-2003, 11:02 AM
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Twat did you say? I cunt hear you!

I've got an infucktion in my ear, but tits all right.

Seriously, I've got an ear infection. Had it for a while apparently. I've never had an ear infection before so I didn't recognize the signs until I went deef.

Although I didn't have any signs I'd ever heard of. No fever, no ear pain-- just a killer headache, a stupid stiff neck and horrible post nasal drip.

But the worse part is that I'M DEAF!

Huh? Wha? Huh? I have corn feet? Do the cow teat? You wanna sow some peat? Hey. . . where is everybody going? If you're all gonna meet, why didja tell me?
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:06 AM
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Great title.

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I am so pissed at you. I'm hooked on that stupid Rocket Mania game like you wouldn't believe. I've made it all the way to Master of Pyrotechnics but only once.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:09 AM
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I am so pissed at you. I'm hooked on that stupid Rocket Mania game like you wouldn't believe. I've made it all the way to Master of Pyrotechnics but only once.
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Huh? You missed me? You took a super rocket? You made it to the Pyromania concert once? Wha?
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:10 AM
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Hope you get your hearing back soon. And another vote for great title.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:27 AM
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It just will not do for the Queen of Sheba to have such a mundane ill as an ear infection.

We shouldn't discuss the Rocket Mania game, as then I'd have to admit I'm --> <-- this close to buying the full version.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:43 AM
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I feel your pain, Biggirl. I once couldn't hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold.

One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:53 AM
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I feel your pain, Biggirl. I once couldn't hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold.

One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:57 AM
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mlerose, just cause you say it twice doesn't mean she can hear it any better.



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Old 10-30-2003, 11:57 AM
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Homebrew, please let me know if you purchase it. I'll buy it, too, and we won't be alone.
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:12 PM
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Biggirl, You`re ugly and you`re mother dresses you funny. Plus, she wears army boots.
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:22 PM
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It doesn`t matter that I can`t spell, because Biggirl can`t hear me anyway.

([your] - dammit!!)
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:33 PM
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And another thing. . . If I'm the one whose deef, why can't you hear me? I sound pretty loud to myself and I cannot talk any louder-- didn't I just tell you I have a monster headache? Did I? Huh? Wha?

Oh, and whuckfistle, my brother doesn't make messes. I'm an only child.



I've already purchased Rocket Mania. It's got 3 different game modes: Classic, Arcade and Strategy. You can play stategy forever and never lose. Me and my kids have had a game going for about a month now (you can save games) that's got to be close to a half a billion points by now.
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:37 PM
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Maybe it's because of some wax and maybe it' snot!
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Old 10-30-2003, 02:36 PM
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Twat you say?
I cunt hear you!
I have an ear infucktion

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Old 10-30-2003, 07:15 PM
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unclviny, you need to rework your sig. We ask that sigs be kept to a maximum of four lines, including blank lines. Your sig is 7 or 8 lines long, counting the blank lines. You can either rework your sig, or I'll remove it for you in a few days.

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Old 10-30-2003, 07:48 PM
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Imagine how different things might be if the 2 above posts were reversed in sequence.

I really have too much time on my hands.
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by unclviny
Twat you say?
I cunt hear you!
I have an ear infucktion

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

unclviny
I always heard it was,


Twat?
I cunt hear you.
I seem to have a slight ear infucktion.
Bear ass me again.
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:20 PM
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[continuing hijack]
The highest level you can attain in Classic mode on the free trial of the full version of Rocket Mania is "Brother of Dragons" at 3 million points. (It was a looong night.)
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Old 10-30-2003, 09:56 PM
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Is it OK to say "twat" and "cunt" now? 'cause if so, I've got something new to say to the doe that keeps trampling my tomatoes.
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Old 10-30-2003, 10:08 PM
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Is it OK to say "twat" and "cunt" now? 'cause if so, I've got something new to say to the doe that keeps trampling my tomatoes.
Was it not OK to say "twat" and "cunt"?
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Old 10-31-2003, 08:01 AM
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I always heard it as:

Twat's that? I cunt hear you.
I've got an ear infucktion.
Tits ok, I'll finger it out.


Hope you get well soon Biggirl.
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:13 PM
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I've heard all those variations, but instead of, "I cunt hear you," it was always, "I cunt hair you."
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Old 11-01-2003, 12:13 PM
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"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you cherry well. I have an ear infucktion. I need to go to my doctor and get some penisillin."
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Old 11-01-2003, 12:41 PM
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Three dea... er, hearing challenged, people meet one another on the street corner.

First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday."
Third one says, "So am I, let's go get a drink."
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Old 11-01-2003, 01:01 PM
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'Twat? I cunt hear you. I think I have an ear infucktion. Tits all right, but you bare ass me again so I can finger it out.'

Seriously tho, ear infections suck. I had a severe one over the summer and the medicine they gave me caused my immune system to go nuts so I had nasty ears and nasty hives.

Hope you feel better soon.
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Old 11-01-2003, 01:11 PM
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Yikes, catsix! Antibiotic allergies suck. Make sure you find out exactly what medicine it was, and keep a record of it. So far, I'm allergic to three antibiotics, and two others make my kidneys fail, so I have to be careful of what I am prescribed.
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Old 11-02-2003, 04:44 AM
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Yes, of course I clicked on this thread expecting a discussion of ear infections and hearing losses.

"Lying sack of shit"? Why, no, of course not. Whatever are you suggesting?
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:32 AM
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Wow, what a nice tight snatch!

No thanks, Iím not hungry at the moment.
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Old 11-02-2003, 06:46 AM
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Why oh, why are these antibiotic pills so HUGE!? It takes me 5 minutes to get them down my gullet. Stupid ear infucktion.


Why would you want to tie back your tits, lucie?
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Old 11-02-2003, 02:02 PM
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Yikes, catsix! Antibiotic allergies suck. Make sure you find out exactly what medicine it was, and keep a record of it. So far, I'm allergic to three antibiotics, and two others make my kidneys fail, so I have to be careful of what I am prescribed.
That sucks! You must dread getting ill!
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Old 11-02-2003, 02:12 PM
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[continuing hijack]
The highest level you can attain in Classic mode on the free trial of the full version of Rocket Mania is "Brother of Dragons" at 3 million points. (It was a looong night.)
[/continuing hijack]
[more hijack]I made it to "Enlightened Sage", and then gave it up to preserve my sanity, marriage and job.[/more hijack]
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Old 11-04-2003, 02:44 PM
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I'm a good girl. I take my horse pills. I put the drops in that make me even deafer. I do this for a week and a half and expect good results. Only I don't get them. My jaw is now stiff. My neck doesn't do to good a job turning, my glands are so swollen you could actually tell right through my really, really fat face. So I call my doctor. He tells me something that I think I must have misheard.

Oh no, what I heard is not what he said, what he actually said was "Come in. We need to see if we need to go to an eerie function." Right? Nope. Ok, how 'bout "We need to plumb some conjunctions."

What he said was, "Come in. We need to see if you have to get YOUR EARDRUM PUNCTURED."

AARRRGGGGgaaah
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Old 11-04-2003, 02:52 PM
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I'm a good girl. I take my horse pills. I put the drops in that make me even deafer. I do this for a week and a half and expect good results. Only I don't get them. My jaw is now stiff. My neck doesn't do to good a job turning, my glands are so swollen you could actually tell right through my really, really fat face. So I call my doctor. He tells me something that I think I must have misheard.

Oh no, what I heard is not what he said, what he actually said was "Come in. We need to see if we need to go to an eerie function." Right? Nope. Ok, how 'bout "We need to plumb some conjunctions."

What he said was, "Come in. We need to see if you have to get YOUR EARDRUM PUNCTURED."

AARRRGGGGgaaah
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Old 11-05-2003, 08:32 AM
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I've always gone with "Twat's that you say? Twat? I cunt hair you! I'm sorry, I cunt finger out what you're saying..."

And BigGirl, get better soon.

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