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Old 01-06-2000, 04:46 AM
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In the last issue of 'Fundamentalist Today' they started a six-part series titled 'Root Beer - The Heavenly Brew'.

//aside see we can have fun too.

I thought I might start a thread here to discuss this very important issue, and, perhaps, come to some sort of conclusion on what the best brand of root beer might be.

Since I started this OP, no fair bringing other, less inspired, libations into the discussions.

//aside - go start your own OP

In the end, if we can whittle the list down to four candidates, I've got some really cool colored beads we can use to vote for the best brand.

/* aside - isn't voting with colored beads the most theological way of coming to a scientific consensus??? */

Here is my first take on the top four.

Red bead - IBC Red top
Pink bead - A&W
Gray bead - Dad's
Black bead - Barq's

/* final aside - There is just something warm and cozy about the thought of a cold frosty root beer, and a slice of pepperoni pizza */

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Old 01-06-2000, 05:25 AM
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I'd go with IBC and Stewart's.
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Old 01-06-2000, 05:28 AM
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Heathens!

Hires Root Beer.

All others are mere pretenders.

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Old 01-06-2000, 05:32 AM
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Never tried Stewarts... is that an East Coast thing??

Hires.. I fergit about that... Dad's comes off.. Hires goes on...

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Old 01-06-2000, 08:19 AM
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For the "major" brands, it's IBC, hands down. I have had occasion, though, to find a particular "microbrew" that is all natural. It is a clear rootbeer, no coloring added, and it is expensive. Absolutely the best I have ever had. I have only found it at one little country store in the North Georgia mountains. I can't remember the name, but it's certainly worth the drive. If you're ever in Helen, GA, stop by Betty's Store and pick up a few.

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Old 01-06-2000, 10:33 AM
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Nah, Stewart's is brewed in Denver. I'm not sure what their distribution is like, but it's easily available all over the NYC area.

Damned good stuff. No offense meant.

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Old 01-06-2000, 10:38 AM
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none taken... I used to live in Rhode Island, and think I may recall Stewart's actually. Is it a clear bottle, and they also have flavors like orange and cherry and stuff. 'Stewart's' is in a handwriting type a logo??

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Old 01-06-2000, 10:45 AM
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Barq's, thank you very much!!
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Old 01-06-2000, 10:46 AM
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IBC, but Dr. Brown's is also drinkable. Barq's is an abomination unto the Lord.

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Old 01-06-2000, 10:51 AM
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Being somewhat of a Root Beer aficionado, I would have to rank the various name brands accordingly (just my top five):

1. Sioux City Sarsaparilla
2. Stewart's
3. Canfield's
4. Barq's
5. IBC

Note: I've had some home brews that blow all of these away!!!
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Old 01-06-2000, 10:56 AM
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Barq's is an abomination unto the Lord.
You Suthun types are so judgmental!!
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Old 01-06-2000, 11:07 AM
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Well, I really like beer, but I don't know that I actively root for it. Whiskey is nice, too, and I try not to play favorites.
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Old 01-06-2000, 11:11 AM
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Yer all heathens!

Birch Beer, if you please...

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Old 01-06-2000, 11:11 AM
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Sarsparilla is not Root Beer.. though the argument can be made that it evolved from root beer... and them other libations... well. STAY ON TOPIC!!!

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Old 01-06-2000, 11:12 AM
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Birch Beer.. bleeechh....

abdomination fer sure.. but go figure the source...

Oh and BTW.. not ROOT Beer...

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Old 01-06-2000, 11:15 AM
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Hey!!! I's suthern, and I LIKE Barq's!! But in San Antonio at the old Lone Star brewery they make their own root beer, and THAT is some GOOOOOOOOOOOD stuff!!
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Old 01-06-2000, 11:20 AM
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oooo.. good point.. In DFW there is a place called humperdink's (not sure if has anything to do with Englebert) that makes their own Root Beer.. yummy as well...

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Old 01-06-2000, 11:24 AM
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Lauralee...Fretful is a grad. student about 30 miles from me; we're both immigrants to the area, me from NY and her from VA. So I tend to joke with her on and off, sometimes on local stuff.

I work in the same town as our resident Prince of Darkness, too.
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Old 01-06-2000, 11:56 AM
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Thomas Kemper & Stewarts get my $bestColor bead.

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Old 01-06-2000, 01:00 PM
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I like Dad's brand. But I really prefer Pepsi(cherry flavored)!
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Old 01-06-2000, 01:05 PM
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Frostie in can!?!?!?! What has this world come to?

LauraLee, I getchur point, sweetcakes.
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Old 01-06-2000, 01:08 PM
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Well, I was debating with myself whether to leave this here or move it to MPSIMS. On the one hand, it is a debate, like who was the better starship captain or the better baseball player. On the other hand, there ain't much debatin' goin' on, and, I mean, it's root beer fercryingoutloud.

So, since a couple other people have brought it up, and I'm in a housecleaning mood, I'm throwing it over to MPSIMS. Have fun!

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Old 01-07-2000, 12:30 AM
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Forget Root Beer (yuck) - Diet Coke is the ONLY thing to drink.

Yes this does belong in MPSIMS.
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Old 01-07-2000, 12:34 AM
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Frosty! Oh...wait... that hasn't been made in years has it....

Ok... IBC...

Now where was that Diet Pepsi I was drinking.

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Old 01-07-2000, 12:34 AM
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Well in that case get to debating about this!!! You know.... [blank] is best because [blank]. We can do this, I know we can!!

Poly, no problem... just poiting out it wasn't a "Suthern" thang. (But maybe a Texas thing??)
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Old 01-07-2000, 12:51 AM
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Uh, LauraLee - Texas was a part of the Confederacy.... Y'alls suthin too!

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Old 01-07-2000, 12:58 AM
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Actually, Frostie is still made and available from Price Club (at least in the DC area). In fact, there's a case of it in the office fridge. It gets my vote for best canned RB, but for bottled I'd vote either IBC or Dominion.
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Old 01-07-2000, 12:59 AM
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Yeah, so the damnation of all Barq's lovers can't be just a southern thing.... that being mah point, hunney-chile!!
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Old 05-26-2000, 08:05 AM
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any other takers???

This was buried in the thread, and I was wondering if there was anyother input on this very important subject...

@ DavidB

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Old 05-26-2000, 08:39 AM
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::grumble grumble:: Dang pounders bumping long-dead threads up. Some of us don't much go for the "resurrection" thing over here, ya know. Well, it's a perfect thread for our new IMHO forum. Off it goes.

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Old 05-26-2000, 08:49 AM
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In my very own home-town, Higganum, Connecticut, there is a small bottling company called Undina that makes not only the best root beer in the world, but the best birch beer as well, which is much yummier than root beer, IMHO. (Of course)
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Old 05-26-2000, 08:57 AM
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Hey!!! I's suthern, and I LIKE Barq's!! But in San Antonio at the old Lone Star brewery they make their own root beer, and THAT is some GOOOOOOOOOOOD stuff!!
Exactly Lauralee, that is some good stuff!
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Old 05-26-2000, 09:51 AM
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I'm shocked *shocked! I say!* that no one has mentioned Henry Weinhardt's (sp?), the best mass-market root beer out there.
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Old 05-26-2000, 11:05 AM
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I second the IBC and Stewart's.

Back where I grew up, they had a place called Stewart's Hot Dogs...it was one of those drive-up restaurants where they hooked the trays on your car window, a la Fred Flintstone. They served Stewart's root beer, too, of course. I miss it.
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Old 05-26-2000, 01:34 PM
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Um, I don't see how there can be any discussion.
Virgil's Root Beer.
Hires? Barq's? These are all water/high-fructose-corn-syrup and a little artificial flavoring (and caffeine, in the case of Barq's). If you ever see Virgil's anywhere, buy it. This is what rootbeer is supposed to be.
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Old 05-26-2000, 01:35 PM
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Um, I don't see how there can be any discussion.
Virgil's Root Beer.
Hires? Barq's? These are all water/high-fructose-corn-syrup and a little artificial flavoring (and caffeine, in the case of Barq's). If you ever see Virgil's anywhere, buy it. This is what rootbeer is supposed to be.
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Old 05-27-2000, 12:49 AM
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Root beer isn't quite what it used to be. One of the traditional ingredients, sassafras root, contains small amounts of a chemical called safrole that has been shown to cause cancer in high doses in laboratory animals. (Safrole is not to be confused with the artificial sassafras flavoring called sassafrol.) If you have acess to sassafras trees, you could brew your own in the traditional manner (if you dare).

I tried Barf's once. Never again. It tastes like medicine.

Hires and A&W are good, but every bit as good was a brand called "Wildwood" that also happened to be dirt cheap. I used to buy it when I lived in W.Va. It disappeared from the shelves before I moved away.
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Old 05-30-2000, 11:54 PM
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Considering the fundamentalist flavor of this thread, I thought I'd make sure that everyone knew that A&W was started by Mormons. It stands for Alice and Willard. As in Marriott. That's how they got started - with root beer stands. I make no judgements here, I just wanted to make sure everyone was making informed decisions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
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