Since this thread was closed, I’ve decided to open this thread. If you don’t want to post offensive language, replace slurs with “elephant” and verbs with “Boogle.”
Bill Clinton dies and goes to heaven, Pope dies and goes to hell. After the mixup is fixed, they pass each other on the way. Pope says “Finally, I can mee the Virgin Mary.” Clinton says “Uh, about that.”
“Bill, you know we’ve been dragging the swamp for your wife and we have some good news and some bad news.”
“Go ahead, I’m ready.”
“Well, the bad news is we pulled her up with a grappling hook and she was dead and there were crawfish and crabs and other critters hanging off of her.”
Moderator’s Notes: Great. So now we’re reduced to reposting stuff from locked threads? I think not. Nor do I think there’s really a need for a collection of offensive jokes in this forum.