So I’m out in Ohio this weekend poking around the house we want to buy. Outside the temperature is about 10-15 degrees F. Simple enough.
During the 7 hour drive there it was snowy and icy and we slid off the road into ditches twice (Lady Chance says I do an excellent shriek, FWIW). Then I spend some time at Baby Kate’s new daycare filling out forms and then poking around the heated house but for at least half the time I’m in the unheated basement or attic looking for things the inspection should check. Simple enough.
We pick up some stuff to eat at a drive in and head back to the hotel, food in hand.
When we get to the hotel I’m OK…but as I’m walking from the car to the lobby (about 30 feet or so) suddenly everything goes sort of fuzzy.
Waiting at the lobby elevator my teeth start to chatter uncontrollably and my mid-section starts to shiver HUGELY and completely beyond my ability to stop. Lady Chance asks if I’m all right and I tell her I must have hit a wall…my core temp must be too low or something.
Up in the suite with her and the kid I can’t eat. I look at the food and my stomach is rumbling but I have no motivation to eat at all.
So Lady Chance puts me to bed in some clothes and puts the covers over me and turns the heat up REALLY high in the room. This is about 7:30-9PM.
I wake up at 9:45 absolutely blazing hot. Sweaty and boiling I figure now I’m OVERHEATING. I wake Lady Chance up and she says I feel like a stove. I strip down and hit the bathroom and run my head under a cool shower for a bit but I still feel like I’m boiling.
I go back to bed naked and stay on TOP of the covers and pass one of those horrible, endless half-awake/half-asleep nights. During the sleep parts I’m stuck in a recurring nightmare of being in one of Piers Anthony’s more terrible novels (Ugh!).
I wake up with an enormous head-cold. Stuffed up, headachy, body aches, sore throat. Still gut rumbling hungry but not interested in eating (which is a weird space to be in).
Now, Monday, I STILL have the cold and am staying home from work.
So tell me…what the hell happened there? Did my internal sensors stop regulating or what? Did I actually come close to freezing to death or burning up?
That was one scary night, I’ll tell you.