Whmy rifbena and k,eyfbo.ards do. no.t hmi2x

The BBQ Pit
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Early o.ne dayk, thme sun no.t yet shminingk, o.ur hmero. stro.de do.;pily into. thme k,itchmenk, whmereu;po.n hme availed hmihmselfb o.fb so.mhe rifbena*]
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Thme hmero.k, no.t hmaving read thme straighmt do.p;e thmat hmo.rningk, returned to. hmis ;pck, and hmis (at thmat tihme) shminyk, no.n-stick,y and fbully fbunctio.ning natural k,eyfbo.ardo.]
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Alrighmt lo.ng sto.ry shm.ort since hmy fbingers are getting stick,y]
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  1. reachmed fbo.r hmo.use]
    2x) k,no.ck,ed rifbena o.n k,eyfbo.ard]
  2. swo.re hmighmtily]
  3. hmo.sed do.wn k,eyfbo.ard]
  4. set k,eyfbo.ard in thme airing cu;pfbo.ard]
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    ** 3 days ;pass **]
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  5. ;plug in k,eyfbo.ard]
  6. k,eyfbo.ard still fbuck,edo.]
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    Dahmhmito.] Thme ne2xt ;perso.n to. co.mh;plain o.fb co.fbfbee/k,eyfbo.ard related dis;pleasure will get no. syhm;pathmy fbro.hm hmeo.
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  • fbo.r thmo.se Ahmericans no.t k,no.wing o.fb rifbenak, it’s fblack,currant co.rdial fbasically
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For pity’s sake get a new one - a couple of quid from here

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If your keyboard’s broken, go get a new one. And don’t post here until you do.

I’m closing this thread.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope