Never mind Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses, or claiming that we’re descended from apes. Post something here that will really set the lynch mob after you.
Example: The Star Wars Christmas Special is canon.
Wesley Crusher was the best character ever out of all the series and movies of Trek.
Han shot first.
Willow is unattractive to either sex.
Poco is better than Toto.
O.J. was innocent.
OK.
Muhammed was a warmongering psychotic.
Jesus was gay, and his visions and assertions of godhead were the result of ingesting psychotropic herbs.
St. Paul was a deep cover agent for the Sanhedrin, assigned to distort the Jesus sect from within so that Jews would reject it. He got in a little too deep, and the plan worked a little too well.
There is no magical sky pixie, and those who require such a belief in order to behave decently are morally inferior to those who do so on their own.
Gautama Siddhartha was a libertine con man who deceived his followers into sacrificing their goods to him in hopes of acheiving a mystical state of perfection.
Bill Clinton was one of the best Republican presidents we’ve ever had.
Terry Pratchett is the biggest hack in all of literature, and is regularly ghostwritten by Jackie Collins.
Great! Now I feel all dirty! Sorry, PTerry!
“Blasphemy, blasphe-you, blasphe-everybody-in-the-room…”
Engel
I think fur coats look great.
I can top you all, heh heh!
Fred Phelps is right! *
*I am joking, you know!
Britney Spears is still, um, intact.
George W. Bush is the most intelli. . .
no, I just can’t do it.
SUVs are the greatest vehicle ever made.
Everybody should always drive the speed limit in the fast lane.
“The Princess Bride” really wasn’t that great.
This message board sucks.
Cecil isn’t real.
“I’m sensing some _____, Captain.” Need I say more?
Enterprise is canon. Church canon, that is.
Bill Clinton was one of the best DEMOCRATIC presidents we’ve ever had. 
Jimi Hendrix was a hack guitarist who used studio tricks to make his music.
Boston will never win the World Series.
Eating veal is a crime.
Eating red meat at all is a crime.
Bill Gates life and achievements are a good thing.
Eminem is the pinacle of music in the western world
Jordan’s Wheel of Time series is pure genius.
Jordan’s Wheel of Time series is nothing more than drivel.
There, now I’ll get it from both sides. 
Left Behind is prophecy.
Tolkien made better works than the ‘The Lord Of Rings’ when he took his morning dump.
Peter Jackson’s pinacle was Bad Taste, and his LOTR trilogy was simply encoding pure crap into cinematic crap.
Star Wars wasn’t very good. Except those prequel things. Those were the best movies ever made. Jar Jar Binks is the funniest character!
SNL is WAY better than that Monty Python crap. Especially these last few years.
Garfield, BC, and Family Circus are funnier than any other cartoon published today.
Piers Anthony is one of the leading writers working today.
I feel so dirty.
Lord of the Rings was boring, dorky, and the most overrated movie series I’ve ever seen.
Vegetarians are overly sensitive hippies.
The Atkins diet is ridiculous.
Sexual harrassment lawsuits are stupid and way out of hand.
Michael Jackson gets a bad rap.
Ducks and runs for cover