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Old 06-01-2004, 03:28 PM
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Can someone tell me how to fix this before I toss myself to the nasty robotic killing machines?
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Old 06-04-2004, 02:14 PM
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<b>Less Than Zero</b> by Bret Easton Ellis. This book will make you depressed for about a week.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:33 PM
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On The Beach by Nevil Shute. I hated that book. They just gave up! So the world was a radioactive ball. Big deal. Always go down fighting!

So depressing.......
I actually liked it, but i agree, horribly depressing.

I thought "Memoirs of a Geisha" was rather depressing, the same with "Of Mice and Men", and we cannot forget the granddaddy of all depressing books "Les Miserable".
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:05 AM
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Oh! I had forgotten about that one. He's a cheery writer altogether. I don't think I've ever read anything by him that ended even remotely well. Personally I think After the First Death is even worse than The Cheese. With The Bumblebee Flies Anyway following close on.
Oy, vey. I had to examine three books by the same author for a YA literature class that I took this past semester; I chose The Chocolate War, Beyond the Chocolate War & We All Fall Down.

Oof. Fantastic reads - I enjoyed them all & think they're valuable, but what unremitting gloom.
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:44 AM
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When I read depressing books, I like TRASHY depressing books. Wallowing in self pity is not a time to read great literature.

I vote for Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.

None of the characters have happy endings.
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:41 PM
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Nobody got anything to say for James Joyce here?

Dubliners makes Thomas Covenant look like Gilbert and Sullivan by comparison.
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Old 06-05-2004, 04:17 PM
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Most depressing books ever are:

House of Sand and Fog: I really like the plot conflict, but shit this was a very depressing book.

There is another book, but I cannot remember the name of it; it's about an old man, crippled, who looks back on his life of nastiness and destruction. I hated that old bastard that I threw the book out into the trash [something I would never do with a book - this was the only time - since I usuallly give books away or sell them].
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:15 PM
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I don't know the author of the most depressing book I've ever read. It was something that my mother had me read when I was fourteen or so, and I handed it back asking why, why would she think I'd want to read it? I never got a good answer.

The title was Rebecca but I don't think it was the Daphne du Maurier novel, unless:
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There's a scene in that book about a woman throwing her infant son off a balcony, killing him. That's the only part I haven't been able to block out by now.
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Old 06-05-2004, 08:24 PM
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The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. Sure, this (heavily autobiographical novel) ends on a tentatively upbeat note, but most readers know how Plath's own story ends.

An Underachiever's Diary by Benjamin Anastas.
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Old 06-06-2004, 04:42 AM
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Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, not the least because the events therein could well happen in the not-so-distant future.

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Everybody dies. Everybody in the world. Horribly. Without a killer robot in sight.
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