Who should be the Prom Queen of IMHO?

[Czarcasm]

All posters are eligible, not just the IMHO'ers.
1 vote for Opalcat! (forgive me now?)

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Slythe

[OpalCat]

LMAO

Can I vote for myself?

[Silo]

HEY! can we wait for the womens page to go up before we vote on this. Ok OPcat, I give you a vote...but I may retract it.

[Osip]

Sorry Opalcat my vote is Swimmingriddles if she decides to run for prom queen.

[MysterEcks]

I'm casting my vote for Green Bean, just because she said something nice to me once. (That'll teach the rest of you to ignore me.)

'Course, if anybody wants to make a small gift of little bits of paper with dead politicians on them, I can always rethink my position....

[Jeannie]

Hmm...who should I vote for? I mean, there are so many people who have announced that they would like to be Prom Queen of IMHO...

Okay, let's see...

Alright, I vote for...(drumroll, please)....OpalCat!

[OpalCat]

many of the women have their pics up in their profiles at the Teeming Millions Homepage

http://fathom.org/teemingmillions

[Czarcasm]

Let's try to keep it down to the Straight Dope posters, o.k.? I plan a separate "Queen of the Internet" contest later.

[DRY]

I, too, am waiting for the women's picture pages to be posted.

I also want to know which of the ladies here want the post--I used to think it was funny when I heard that a high school somewhere voted a cow, dog, cat, inanimate object, or some guy, as "prom queen". Now, I don't really laugh, as it saddens me to think that some poor teenaged girl won't be able to someday tell her children she was prom queen because of some stupid joke

So, who wants the job? I'm only gonna vote for someone who says she wants it (I've got a couple in mind, but more because they've been nice to me [like Mysterecks], than because they're good looking. Though, come to think of it, they're very attractive as well.)

Opal, I've seen your page, and it's very well done. You're certainly attractive enough and embody everything else to make a most excellent "prom queen", regardless of how I end up voting.

[GraceTX]

I vote for aha. I want to see him add THAT to his sig line.

[DRY]

I vote for aha. I want to see him add THAT to his sig line.

Actually, Grace's post gave me an idea: maybe I should sell my vote.

I'm not brazen enough to think someone would give me sex for it , so I'll settle for being named in the sig, and said sig must be used for at least six months.

I.E., something like "voted for as SDMB prom queen by DRY, who happens to be my favorite poster"

Yep, that's the ticket.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Diane, based upon her posts here, esp the one re nails. Whoo-hoo!! ;0

[soulsling]

i'm all votes for Swiddles. Swimming Riddles for Prom Queen.

so whens the Prom???

[billyt123]

Shayna... have you seen her pic?

[Ellen Cherry]

I got an email once from a guy from South Dakota who said I was "purty," after viewing this: http://www.courier-journal.com/tech/...ark991220.html

Guess they don't get much purty out thar.

[Krispy Original]

I nominate Colfire. She would make a perfect Prom Queen.

[DRY]

Shayna... have you seen her pic?

What red blooded, hetero- male SDMB poster (I almost typed in "poser") hasn't?

Shayna hasn't posted to this thread yet, and, even though she's one of my favorite posters, she's gotta campaign for the position, dammit!

[evilbeth]

Well, as much as I would like to engage in a little shameless self-promotion and vote for myself (since I never win any of these stupid contests), Opal Cat does already have a tiara so my vote goes for her!

[Danielinthewolvesden]

folks, I will agree that Opalcat is cute, and she designs a cool webpage, but check out Diane's picture, she posted a link to it in PIT "the people behind the pictures": the "big hair" foto- woo-ho! Looks like Morgan Fairchild. Looks like prom queen material to ME>

[Coldfire]

I nominate Colfire. She would make a perfect Prom Queen.

Thanks Kripsy Originaught. We love you too.

(Pluralis Majestatis, if that means anything to you. Guess not. Typing "Coldfire" was too much of a task )

[Diane]

Ah gee, thanks Daniel.

::: Digging toe in dirt, head down, eyes up, bashful grin. :::

[aha]

I vote for aha. I want to see him add THAT to his sig line.

I would like to thank grace and all the little people who made this moment possible

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are:
OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Shayna - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1

you've gotta be kidding, that's all the votes so far?
Not that you ladies don't all deserve them, you all qualify, but i haven't seen any campaigning myself.

[enteem]

1 for Osip (either fruit flavor)

[Biggirl]

I was the first woman to start a thread here. And I have very big breasts. Ask anyone whose met me IRL.

[Diane]

I just want to know one thing. Will there be pig blood involved?

[aha]

And I have very big breasts

That does it...I am casting one vote for Pink Slinky

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are:
OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Shayna - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1

[Diane]

Hey, I have big boobs too. ::out:::

http://hometown.aol.com/kitten8808/myhomepagepics.html

[andros]

I'd vote for Esprix, but he'd probably slap me silly with his handbag . . .


:&R::

[Biggirl]

Hey, I have big boobs too. ::out:::

I cannot compete with the blonde, however, my breast come down to my knees.

Um. . . you mean that's not a good thing?

[Diane]

:::choke:::

Don't worry about any competition, I don't even have a date.

[soulsling]

hey, Diane, anytime you need a date, i'm your man. Don't hesitate to ask.

um... i'm 25, does that matter?

[Shayna]

I stopped by to see why Grace nominated aha as Prom Queen of IMHO and look what I found! Li'l ol' me has actually been nominated. Why, thank you, Billy. Shucks, I'm so flattered.

But DRY, hon, I can't in good conscience campaign for myself against my fellow Hags. They're all beautiful and worthy of a crown, so how could I possibly [move the hell over Diane, you're cramping my style] try to get you to choose me over the lovely and talented [HEY! SCRAM! ::Jabs Swiddles in the ribs with my elbow::] Swimming Riddles? It just wouldn't seem fair for me to sing my own praises [:: Pulls GreenBean's hair and knocks her off the stage ::] or resort to dirty beauty-pageant tricks [::Stomps Opal Cat's foot with my 3" spiked heel sending her hopping out in agony::] I'm way too nice for that sort of thing [::Blushing coyly::].

I hear there are nice parting gifts for the other girls, though!





[::Running scared and hiding, since my last attempt at humor in this forum went over like a lead balloon::]

[GraceTX]

Bwahahahahaha!! I got it and think it's a hoot.

I can't vote for you since I've already cast my vote for Aha but I willing to campaign for some Shayna votes.

Shayna also has big boobs. I've even had the priviledge of touching them. And don't forget she's got that GORGEOUS long, red hair.

Okay so touching the boobs part isn't truthful but if it gets you votes, I'm willing to give it a go. LMROO!

[Diane]

um... i'm 25, does that matter?

Not to me. Do you like older women?

I still want to know if there will be pig blood involved.

[UncleBeer]

While boobs are nice, very nice, I think we oughta go with a someone whose name is gonna give the pageant a bit more punch; I can see it now, Queen EvilBeth. Whaddaya think?

Did I mention boobs are nice, very nice?

[Shayna]

::Sniff::

UncleBeer quote: "I can see it now, Queen EvilBeth. Whaddaya think?"

I may have to modify my sig again.

I'm devastated.

[Shirley Ujest]

If nominated, I promise to break all my campaign promises and set afire my parade float of tissue paper and tin foil.

If not nominated, I promise to heckle and mock the reigning queen and set fire to her parade float.

[vanilla]

Well, My vote goes for Drain Bead.
Just picture the headline: Young woman nails Satan, voted prom queen.

[Milossarian]

All this talk about boobs ... I'm a butt man.

Nobody ever takes their pic with their back to the camera, except in magazines I used to have to hide from my mom.

I cast my vote for Cristi, just to add someone new to the contestants list.

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are: OpalCat in the lead...
OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Shayna - 2
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan...)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1


Okay, someone get some pig blood in here, will ya?
Pig Blood Wrestling???

and yes Diane, i love older women

[evilbeth]

Did I mention that I, too, have big boobs? And red hair...



Thanks, Uncle Beer--if chosen I will do my best to corrupt the title with my evil.

[Monster104]

I'm going to have to vote for Shayna. After all, she had an orgasm in one of my threads, and is quickly becoming one of my favorite people around here.

[TwistofFate]

ah, I cant choose between Shayna and Swiddles, Or OpalCat...
Can I get three because I'm so great?

[DRY]

that the pictures of all the candidates I've seen (Diane,
Swimming Riddles, Ellen, Drain Bead and Shayna--apologies,if I've forgotten anyone inadvertantly) have made me realize that you all would make fine prom queens. Each and every one of you is someone who I believe is very physically attractive.

(This is the last serious thing I'll have to say in this post, BTW)

Well, except for Coldfire. Sorry, Coldfire, but my fragile sense of masculinity will not allow for me to even contemplate the idea of another male being physically attractive.

Diane wrote:

I just want to know one thing. Will there be pig blood involved?

Well, do you want there to be, honey?

Not to me. Do you like older women?

I still want to know if there will be pig blood involved.

See Shayna's birthday thread (re my response to Zyada) for MY attitude with respect to older women.

And if you get me to vote for you, I'll start a thread on your birthday, wishing you a happy birthday, too, assuming I don't get banned by then (I believe you were the one born on Valentine's Day, right? That's pretty easy to remember, LOL!)

Monster104 wrote:

I'm going to have to vote for Shayna. After all, she had an orgasm in one of my threads, and is quickly becoming one of my favorite people around here.

You know, I was all set to vote for Shayna. She was the reason I became a poster instead of a lurker (OK, that's not exactly true. But she is one of the more interesting posters to this board.). However, she still refuses to put me in her sig, choosing instead to fawn over Uncle Beer, who voted for someone else, and some dude named Bricker. And she's never had an orgasm in my thread, despite the fact that it WAS FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!
(Besides, you'll soon find out that Shayna having an orgasm in a thread isn't exactly "man bites dog", if you know what I mean.)
(I feel compelled to apologize in advance if Shayna's truly offended by this.)

Speaking of Shayna, she wrote:

But DRY, hon, I can't in good conscience campaign for myself against my fellow Hags. They're all beautiful and worthy of a crown, so how could I possibly [move the hell over Diane, you're cramping my style] try to get you to choose me over the lovely and talented [HEY! SCRAM! ::Jabs Swiddles in the ribs with my elbow::] Swimming Riddles? It just wouldn't seem fair for me to sing my own praises [:: Pulls GreenBean's hair and knocks her off the stage ::] or resort to dirty beauty-pageant tricks [::Stomps Opal Cat's foot with my 3" spiked heel sending her hopping out in agony::] I'm way too nice for that sort of thing [::Blushing coyly::].

I hear there are nice parting gifts for the other girls, though!


[::Running scared and hiding, since my last attempt at humor in this forum went over like a lead balloon::]

Ya know, Shayna, I might have bought into this catfighting business if you hadn't mentioned in the "Ticketing" thread that YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER!

Besides, you don't have to slam the other contestants, Just flatter me in your sig.

Speaking of which:

::Sniff::

UncleBeer quote: "I can see it now, Queen EvilBeth. Whaddaya think?"

I may have to modify my sig again.

I'm devastated.

Geez, Shayna, I could have saved you some grief. Sucking up to the mods doesn't work (after all, Aha has only one vote, and it didn't come from a mod. Wait a second, it came from the one person on this board who's flirting with me. WTF, GRACE??).

Now, sucking up to a relative newbie such as myself does work. It's like that scene from Revenge of The Nerds: Newbies like myself (nerds) make much better lovers than jocks (in this case, mods), because we just want to think about shagging you, while the mods are too busy..well, moderating.

Shayna, you were a cheerleader. You should know this.

Two timing Grace wrote:

Shayna also has big boobs. I've even had the priviledge of touching them. And don't forget she's got that GORGEOUS long, red hair.

Okay so touching the boobs part isn't truthful but if it gets you votes, I'm willing to give it a go. LMROO!

You blew it, Grace.

I WAS ABOUT TO VOTE FOR YOU! Flirting with me, and having touched Shayna's boobs...I not only would've voted for you, I'd have stuffed the goddamn ballot box!

Speaking of which, ladies, I'd like to urge you once again to campaign for my vote. No, not vote for me as Prom King--I'd rather be the corrupt pageant organizer who gets to do all the ladies and decide who wins and who's miss congeniality.

I want you to campaign for my vote--persuade me why I should vote for you. Send me pictures. Flirt with me. Kiss up to me in your sig.

I should say that not only will I campaign on this thread (AND others) tirelessly for you (I'm a very prolific poster), I'll get out all my sockpuppets (Banned, Mark Serlin, Sentinel, Parrot, UpperUS, UpperOsip, etc) and put you in as Prom Queen. It's in the bag.

Give it up (take that any way you like it) for good old DRY!

[Czarcasm]

Does sucking up to the Moderator help? I don't know. Let's try it for a while; strictly as an experiment, of course.

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are: OpalCat in the lead...
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is so great...)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is so great...)
Shayna - 4 (because JohnLarrigan is so great...)
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah!)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan...)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1

since this is the moderators thread, i'm just wondering what prompted me to take on this responsibility in the first place... i'd like to see some sucking up to Slythe by you ladies myself just to make things interesting, but don't forget me. Sucking up to me will always get you in good standing and favor with me, and what that might get you, well... i can only whisper that in your ear.

[GraceTX]

(Besides, you'll soon find out that Shayna having an orgasm in a thread isn't exactly "man bites dog", if you know what I mean.)
(I feel compelled to apologize in advance if Shayna's truly offended by this.)

Bwahahahahaha! You really have used that search engine haven't you?

Ya know, Shayna, I might have bought into this catfighting business if you hadn't mentioned in the "Ticketing" thread that YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER!

As having had the opportunity of meeting Shayna in person, I can tell you that she'd excel at the catfighting if she put her mind to it. Don't let Chocolate (who is an infrequent poster on this board) beating her up fool you. Chocolate has been known to not play fair. Which is why I love that girl so much (Hi Choc!). Well that and because she's my partner when we play cards.

Geez, Shayna, I could have saved you some grief. Sucking up to the mods doesn't work (after all, Aha has only one vote, and it didn't come from a mod. Wait a second, it came from the one person on this board who's flirting with me. WTF, GRACE??).

Now, sucking up to a relative newbie such as myself does work. It's like that scene from Revenge of The Nerds: Newbies like myself (nerds) make much better lovers than jocks (in this case, mods), because we just want to think about shagging you, while the mods are too busy..well, moderating.

Nerds better than jocks you say? Hmmmm, you've given me something to think about DRY. I don't know about Shayna but heck, I'll change my signature. You gotta give me something really good to put there though.

You blew it, Grace.

I WAS ABOUT TO VOTE FOR YOU! Flirting with me, and having touched Shayna's boobs...I not only would've voted for you, I'd have stuffed the goddamn ballot box!

Dang! Dang! Dang! If I'd only known. I can't change my vote now but I'm willing to do a lot of sucking.....up if it helps.