jipes! And I had my geek-o-mare last night*! Forsooth!
*cue wobbly screen indicating dreamlike state…*I was back home for a trip to see the parents, etc, and discovered, to my dismay, my extensive DVD collection was GONE!!! (which is odd, cos the collection is here with me, not there with… them. Odder still that DVDs didn’t exist when I moved here, so there’s no reason for them to be there). Anyhoo, it turned out mum had made a donation to some sporting team (also odd, cos sports and teams thereof are not really something our family is involved in, nor is it something we even care about). Ok… where was I? um… Yeah, donation, and it seems in the kerfuffle, that mum had given them all my DVDs. I asked her what the name of the team was so I could call them and get my movies back, but the team had just changed their name, she knew the new name, the ‘Stingrays’, but not the old name (the old one was listed in the phone book, the new one was not). I was furious, more angry than I’ve ever been that not only had mum made this major screw-up, but she didn’t seem to see the harm in it. (this kinda relates to waaay back when I was about 8 and we moved house. Mum gave a bunch of my books and comics to the kids of some friends. The kids were nasty, awful kids and I was very hurt, disturbed, confused that my STUFF could be transfered away like that without consulting me and even more that my stuff could go to kids who were SO undeserving. This is possibly why I’m such a packrat now. Ok… back to the nightmare). I’m FURIOUS, shaking with anger, unable to speak I’m so angry. My beloved movie collection is GONE and I know not where! cue dramatic chord, zoom on Gene’s angushed face, fade to commercial
…And then I notice the jade chops (two lions) on the piano are gone. And a painting on the wall. I ask what happened, did she donate those too? Mum comes out of the studio to see what I’m talking about (in all of this emotional turmoil she is still laughing and being jolly and not seeing anything to be concerned over). Then we realise the windows on the other side of the house are open (apparently these windows NEVER open) and we go and look and see the muddy footprints on the floor where some interloper has come into the house and nicked all my neat stuff (there’s SOME comics left, but they’re shitty copies of Femme Force and Starriors, for the most part comics, DVDs, toys are gone and yet, only a few of parentses’ stuff from china, US, etc are gone) .
*I related the story to my wife when I woke up, and she just laughed. I spose it is pretty funny, that in my dream all my geek stuff was taken, cos many years ago when (I was a kid) we actually were burgled, they didn’t even go into my room, cos all of the toys/comics/geekabilia on the room made it appear as if there just wasn’t anything worth looking for in there!
fade to black, roll theme, roll credits*
*it was the hayfever medicine that made me do it, honest!