What’s the meaning of it all? Who cares! IT’S A BED OF HAM!
'nuff said.
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Sitting on a roast lamb?
Life is a bed of ham, old chum,
Lay on a bed of ham!
Put down the crackers, the cake and dessert—
Forget that old stuffed clam.
Life is a bed of ham, old chum,
Lay on a bed of ham!
Your pillow’s meat, it can’t be beat!
Come taste your blanket, it is basting—
Right this way, for time is wasting.
Everyone’s hopping on this brand new fad—
Even Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Life is a bed of ham, old chum,
Lay on a bed of ham!
Eve, even our ;j posters love that song! Brava!
From site linked in the OP: "Sliced ham, Cavallaro said, is “a pure form of America: all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together.”
Whoops. He was supposed to use sausage…
I can only prey to all that is holy that he is getting NEA grants for this so that I, in some small way, am helping to subsidize this genius.
Also, can I just say “yuck” about this?:
*"Cavallaro, a *burly man ** with long unkempt hair and a beard" 
Oh, Swaaammmpppyyy!
“I’ve heard of having good taste in interior decorations, but this is ridiculous!”
Or, if you didn’t like that pun…
“Did you hear the one about the artist whose girlfriend asked him to pork her?”
No, no… I can do better… hang on.
“John… you insulted my mother… you punched my father… but sprinkling my bed with ham? That’s the coldest cut of all.”
There ya go.
His wife says he hogs the sheets. (what a ham-handed attempt at a joke)
No hair net or plastic glove?
312 lbs of sliced ham on a bed is art, but using Prosciutto “would have been pompous”?!? :dubious:
But Cavallaro! They ordered roast beef on rye with a bed of Lettuce on the side!!
Absolutely. We must take these things into consideration.
No, he is using processed ham, which is ‘parts’ boiled and pressed together.
Now it all makes sense.
Boy, is his mommy going to be maaaaaaad! :eek:
I like my burly men with kempt hair. He is kinda cute though. Hmm… maybe if I showed up with a bottle of merlot, some mustard and rye bread…
And shampoo and a comb and some clippers? 
Well, that explains that.
For the love of God, what’s next?
Plate of shrimp?
[Homer]Mmmmm . . . bed of ham . . .[/Homer]
I disagree. That bed would seem to be the perfect place to beat ones meat.
Cavallaro: As idiotic as Christo, but on a budget.