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Old 07-23-2004, 10:05 PM
Age Quod Agis Age Quod Agis is offline
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Translate this phrase from the Dave Chappelle Show

I was watching a Chappelle Show on the tivo tonight, and he was saying that he saw a music video with a phrase that could only have made it past the censors because white people don't know what it means yet. The phrase was something like "skeet-skeet-skeet."

Apparently, I'm one of the white people that Chappelle was talking about because I have no idea what that means. But since I hate being left out of a good joke, I would appreciate it if someone would translate that phrase for me.

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Old 07-23-2004, 10:09 PM
dnooman dnooman is offline
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Semen. Otherwise known by many other euphemisms.
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Old 07-23-2004, 10:42 PM
Age Quod Agis Age Quod Agis is offline
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That makes sense. Thanks, dnooman.
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:32 AM
Saranga Saranga is offline
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I hate to hijack for such silly reason, but I have another Chappelle Show question that I just remembered.

The other day they aired the "I Know Black People" episode. At the end of the show he mentioned a question that none of the contestants got right. It was something to the effect of: "You meet someone on the street and give them two dimes and a nickel, you just gave them a ______"

Anyone remember the answer? I may not remember the setup correctly, but I am fairly certain it was two dimes and a nickel.
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:39 AM
citrus x paradisi citrus x paradisi is offline
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After only having heard it used before in 'Get Low,' I didn't even think it had a meaning. Is there any reason that half the chorus is just repeating 'semen'?

:sigh: Fourteen years old, and already behind the times...
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Old 07-24-2004, 01:43 AM
Zsofia Zsofia is offline
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It's not just semen, it's the act of, er, producing it. It generally, I think, is said with a motion. You know. In the song referenced, it goes something like "Down these females crawl! Down skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet..."

I asked this question in Cafe Society a few months ago, BTW. I found out later that all my guy friends knew it intuitively - I suppose it's just that I don't think about the penis every waking moment.

It's a funny feeling, being part of the joke, isn't it?
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Old 07-24-2004, 01:49 AM
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From the window to the wall till the sweat drips off my balls and all those bitches crawl AWW SKEET SKEET mothafucka a god a god damn!

It’s basically shooting your load (preferably on a woman)
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