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Old 07-25-2004, 09:13 AM
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Quotes that at first sound profound but really are obvious, stupid or pointless

What are your favourite "pretend-deep" quotes; stuff that sounds deep and meaningful but is in fact obvious, trite, pointless or stupid?

I'm thinking of Time Cubes "A mother and baby are the same age, as a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother" (really?!?) and Fight Clubs "On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero" (really?!?). They sound deep enough to give you a couple of seconds pause, until you realize what has actually been said: nothing.
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:34 AM
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What are your favourite "pretend-deep" quotes; stuff that sounds deep and meaningful but is in fact obvious, trite, pointless or stupid?
The quote of that nature that leaves me grinding my teeth is the so-called wisdom of Yoda from Empire Strikes Back: "Do, or do not. There is no try."

Yeah, right. Try telling that to any firefighter!
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:10 AM
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"Wherever you go, there you are."

Dumbass.
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:24 PM
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I liked the Matrix's "Everything that has a beginning...has an end." Oh reeeeeeeally?
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:42 PM
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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. (annon, from a bathroom wall in Kelly's bar in Kansas City Mo 1974)
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Old 07-25-2004, 03:26 PM
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Mean people suck.
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:56 PM
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The damn pervasive annoyingly pretentious Serenity Prayer®, without a doubt.

Look, folks:

You obtain the wisdom to know the difference between the things you can change and the things you wish you could but can't largely by trying and finding out. From your successes and failures you learn, if you have the courage to make the relevant attempts. Serenity to accept the things you cannot change comes after.

In the order the stupid thing is written (and posted and replicated everywhere ad nauseum, it sounds to my ears like "God let me wimp out and accept as unchangeable the things I wish I could change but don't have the courage to make the attempt and find out."
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:49 PM
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I liked the Matrix's "Everything that has a beginning...has an end." Oh reeeeeeeally?
Anyone who saw the last Matrix move knows thats a bigass lie.
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Old 07-25-2004, 10:10 PM
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"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life". No, really?
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Old 07-25-2004, 10:14 PM
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Anyone who saw the last Matrix move knows thats a bigass lie.
Wow. You actually -watched- the last Matrix?

I figured Reloaded was enough to keep anyone from caring how the last one turned out.
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Old 07-25-2004, 10:32 PM
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And just in case you're interested. . .

Humbly submitted for your perusal an earlier thread on the subject.
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:04 PM
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"Which is farther, to Duluth or by bus?"

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Old 07-25-2004, 11:26 PM
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Fight Clubs "On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero" (really?!?).
Well, I disagree with this one. Of course it's obvious, but it wasn't stated in the movie as a profound piece of wisdom, but rather as a truism along the lines of "Hey, we all gotta die some time". Similarly, "Wherever you go, there you are" was a take-off of mock-profound quotes and wasn't meant to be profound in itself.
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Old 07-25-2004, 11:33 PM
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Wow. You actually -watched- the last Matrix?

I figured Reloaded was enough to keep anyone from caring how the last one turned out.
I was out of sleeping pills.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:36 AM
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"He who questions training, trains in asking questions"

'Mystery Men' was a pretty crap movie, but it has some memorable lines.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:37 AM
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"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

Try telling that to a quadriplegic sometime.
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Old 07-26-2004, 03:16 AM
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I hate to bring this up, but some of these ARE really important because some of us are....well.....a little dense. Especially if we suffer from, and are trying to recover from, addiction. They may seem blindingly obvious, but sometimes we have blinders on a lot of the time.






I really didn't plan for blindingly and blinders to be in the same sentence. It just came out that way.






I leave now.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:25 AM
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"Wherever you go, there you are."

Dumbass.
I think that's actually a good saying, and not at all as obvious as it seems, at least to a lot of people. The point is that you cannot escape your own worldview, your own prejudices, your own shortcomings, just by moving away or being in some other circumstance. It's like that story about the old man who hears from two guys just arriving in a town far away from where they lived before. The first to arrive asks the old man, "What are people in this town like?" The old man says, "Well, what were they like where you came from?" Guy says, "Oh, they were horrible. Nosy bastards. Couldn't get along with any of them." Old man says, "People here are the same way." Next guy comes along and asks the old man, "What are people in this town like?" Old man askes, "What were they like were you came from?" Guy says, "Great! Everybody was friendly and kind and good hearted." Old mans says, "People here are the same way."
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:51 AM
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My favorite twist on this one is, "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stranger."

In other words, "See this twitch? It's from something that didn't quite kill me."


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"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

Try telling that to a quadriplegic sometime.
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Old 07-26-2004, 06:07 AM
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Well, that's another one. Maybe it's because I'm an old man, but I see value in some of these. Like that one. It doesn't mean that your muscles will be stronger if you're beaten to a pulp, but that your character will be stronger if you endure great struggle. Christopher Reeves may be a quadriplegic, but he is stronger than ever.
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:18 AM
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"No matter where you go, there you are" was never supposed to be deep -- it was intended to be silly, since it is such a tautology.

I always hated the chorus to "The Gambler." People seem to think it's wise (though it says nothing) and even uplifting (with sentiments like "The best you can do is die in your sleep." Pretty cheerful. )
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:35 AM
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"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon." Milton Friedman

So no inflation in barter economies, then? Ok.

[Yes, there's Friedman's theory that says that it is excessive monetary growth that is the cause of inflation and that inflation can only be tackled by quantity restraint on the part of monetary authorities (which certainly is not meaningless and even contains some truth), but the quote itself is just trite.]
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:22 AM
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"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon." Milton Friedman

So no inflation in barter economies, then? Ok.

[Yes, there's Friedman's theory that says that it is excessive monetary growth that is the cause of inflation and that inflation can only be tackled by quantity restraint on the part of monetary authorities (which certainly is not meaningless and even contains some truth), but the quote itself is just trite.]
Umm, there is no inflation in a barter economy unless some monetary or pseudo-monetary aspect is introduced.
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:48 AM
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The point is that "Look before you leap" is advice that needs to be born in mind -- it's an ideal, but sometimes "He who hesitates is lost." They're BOTH necessary advice, depending which error you tend towards. So each by themselves seems both trite, obvious, and yet not universally applied.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:24 PM
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Umm, there is no inflation in a barter economy unless some monetary or pseudo-monetary aspect is introduced.
Which, I believe, was precisely hawthorne's point.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:34 PM
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:39 PM
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Priceguy and hawthorne, actually, I disagree: I suspect that a straight barter economy is more susceptible to inflationary (and deflationary) pressures than a monetary economy. Whether money is involved or not, the law of supply and demand seems absolute - so, consider what happens to a barter economy during either a famine or a particularly bountiful harvest: The amount of goods being exchanged for food items is going fluctuate rather drastically from the norm. While this is unlikely to be a permanent change, it is going to happen.

(BTW, IANAE, so I could be wrong here...)
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:50 PM
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Which, I believe, was precisely hawthorne's point.
I suppose he'll correct me if I misinterpreted his meaning, but I think he was citing inflation in a barter economy as disproving that inflation was necessarily a monetary phenomena.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:00 PM
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Priceguy and hawthorne, actually, I disagree: I suspect that a straight barter economy is more susceptible to inflationary (and deflationary) pressures than a monetary economy. Whether money is involved or not, the law of supply and demand seems absolute - so, consider what happens to a barter economy during either a famine or a particularly bountiful harvest: The amount of goods being exchanged for food items is going fluctuate rather drastically from the norm. While this is unlikely to be a permanent change, it is going to happen.

(BTW, IANAE, so I could be wrong here...)
What your describing isn't inflation, just a change in the relative value of one good. Other goods lose value relative to a product that experienced a famine. Inflation is a rise in the overall price level.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:01 PM
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I suppose he'll correct me if I misinterpreted his meaning, but I think he was citing inflation in a barter economy as disproving that inflation was necessarily a monetary phenomena.
In that case, the quote isn't entirely on-topic, since it's false rather than just dumb. Anyway, I suppose we'll have to sit back and wait for hawthorne to settle this.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:21 PM
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stuff that sounds deep and meaningful but is in fact obvious, trite, pointless or stupid?
"All you need is love"—pretty much the whole song.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:00 PM
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In that case, the quote isn't entirely on-topic, since it's false rather than just dumb. Anyway, I suppose we'll have to sit back and wait for hawthorne to settle this.
Why do you say it's false? Besides it being true, I also happen to think it says a lot with few words.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:43 PM
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"Wherever you go, there you are."

Dumbass.
You have to make allowances for obvious sayings, when they are used with the intent of enlightening someone who's overlooked that very obvious principle. Some time ago, a member here was complaining about his complete lack of focus and direction regarding college, changing schools and majors as often as most of us change our socks, seemingly.

One of the replies was headed...Wherever you go, there you are...and in the context it was appropriate as well as a bit humorous.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:49 PM
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Mean people suck.
Again, it's addressed to those who don't get it. There are people who think its cool and impressive to be mean to people. They are the ones being addressed by this statement.
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Old 07-26-2004, 03:07 PM
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Why do you say it's false?
I don't think it's false. I don't even have an opinion. Let's go through this. Until hawthorne pops in here and explains himself, collapsing the waveform, there are two possibilities:

1. hawthorne cited inflation in barter economies as evidence that the quote is false. This is your interpretation of his statement. If this is the case, hawthorne's mention of it was a little off-topic since then, the quote is, by hawthorne considered false rather than dumb. That's what I meant when I said it was false, not that I personally consider it to be false.

2. hawthorne agrees that there is no inflation in barter economies and finds this so obvious that he finds the quote to be stating the obvious. That's my interpretation of his statement. If this is the case, hawthorne's mention of it fits squarely into the topic.
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Old 07-26-2004, 04:48 PM
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I don't think it's false. I don't even have an opinion. Let's go through this. Until hawthorne pops in here and explains himself, collapsing the waveform, there are two possibilities:
Gotcha.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:00 PM
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:28 PM
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My contribution:

Fuck'm and Feed'm Fish

Which doesn't sound profound on first, or last for that matter, hearing. I think it's a general, "Bite me," addressed to vague and not present at the moment to be insulted in person, antagonist.

I've always wanted to use this phrase on the SD. But up till now haven't found just the right place.

You may now return to the economics lesson.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:33 PM
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From a Billy Joel song:

"I got remote control
and a color TV.
I don't change channels
So they must change me."


And this was BEFORE the car accidents!
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Old 07-27-2004, 01:08 AM
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I can see how KidCharlemagne came up with his interpretation, but Priceguy got what I meant.

I sure sucked the fun out of this thread.
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