A clarification for: If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?

[FineButNotDandy]

Regarding this classic topic:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_155
Cecil, your comment about the person who asked the question:

"But despite this wealth of scientific knowledge, the Teeming Millions routinely write in with questions that not one sane person has ever asked in 6,000 years of recorded history."

That's because no person did ask the question; it's obvious it was generated by the typewriter of one of an infinite number of monkeys.

[Rajen Bull]

Read "One of our dinosaurs is missing" by David Forrest-the book is out of print, but I have a copy. Thankfully the nefarious plot was foiled.

[Gymnopithys]

Cecil's answer to that one really sent me rolling on the floor laughing. It's the one that got me hooked on Straight Dope. I printed it. I read it once in a while. I suggest you do too. A remark: The Chinese people being poor and therefore skinny, the question should have been: If all the obese people of the western world jumped...

[MannyL]

Originally Posted by Gymnopithys

Cecil's answer to that one really sent me rolling on the floor laughing. It's the one that got me hooked on Straight Dope. I printed it. I read it once in a while. I suggest you do too. A remark: The Chinese people being poor and therefore skinny, the question should have been: If all the obese people of the western world jumped...

We wouldn't get up high enough to cause an effect