What would make a good bumper sticker for the 2000 elections?

[Soupy]

I saw one that said "Lick Bush in 2000" with a Rolling Stone tongue logo.

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"Bush and Gore. Just what this country needs: More sex and violence."

[GreenEyes]

How about

Dumb and Dumber.. make the choice 2000

[PattyCake]

Why not use one that's already on a lot of bumpers? "Shit happens."

[tracer]

Or an old favorite:

"Cthulu in 2000. When you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!"

[TVeblen]

"Abandon Hope."

Or "Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber"?

Veb

[as_u_wish]

How about we take a cue from Nancy Reagan: Just Vote No One.

[Mr. Blue Sky]

"Campaign 2000: We are so screwed!"

[Revtim]

"Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store."

[Jo3sh]

My old favorite's obsolete these days.

ZAPPA/GARCIA
prez'n'veep

[bradysg]

Campaign '00 - A Pair Of Zeros.

Campaign 2000 - A Election With Less Signifigant Figures Than The Year (Took Physics this year, hope this isn't stupid)

Campaign 2000 - Heads or Tails?

Campaign 2000 - Apathy or Antipathy?

[Asmodeus]

[London_Calling]

Two half wit's don't make a whole lot of anything.

[Saint Zero]

Campaign 2000: "We apologise for the inconvience"

[Al Phosgene]

If you don't Vote, don't complain, it's your fault
If you -do- Vote, don't complain, now it's really your fault.

[matt_mcl]

Campaign '00 - I'm Moving to Canada.

[MysterEcks]

CAMPAIGN 2000--YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING

[Jenbo]

The bore or the lush...

[Anti Pro]

"We're Bushed" or "Want More? Vote Gore"

[Gilligan]

"Y2Campaign - Y bother?"

[Chronos]

I saw one once, "Under the Republicans, man exploits his fellow man. Under the Democrats, it's just the reverse."

[Shirley Ujest]

I like Dave Barry's Presidential campaign slogan:

Isn't it time we expected less?

[Little Nemo]

Free Sirhan Sirhan

[jayron 32]

Election 2000: Like it Matters...

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Revtim wrote:

"Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store."

Har! How about:

"Bush and Gore: just use a Tampax."

[Biotop]

"Bush/Quayle 2000"

Please, please, please...

[Al Phosgene]

The Bush Brothers for President
The South Will Rise Again

[justwannano]

What a bunch of ZEROS

[Persephone]

Campaign 2000: Wow. Two Huge Non-Events In The Same Year.

[Nacho4Sara]

"Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store."

Haha!! ROTFLMAO!!!

How about:

[b]AL GORE: The world's highest ranking pot smoker.[b]

[capacitor]

How about: Colin Powell, where are you?

[Sequent]

This is a test of the electoral college system. This is only a test.

[shimmery]

My uncle is selling bumper stickers on his website ( www.thinbrain.com ): read my lips, no new bushes.
(don't even ask about all those stories on his website -- he's one of those Funny Guys -- I just hope its not genetic)

[vanilla]

My favorite is an oldy: Nobody for President,
Cause Nobody can do a good job!

[Silver Fire]

Campaign 2000?? Puh-leeze...

[DoctorJ]

"Bush and Gore: The Evil of Two Lessers"

"Bush and Gore: 300 million people, and this is the best we can do?"

"Don't blame me, I didn't vote"

Someone in The Nation classifieds was selling "Bush for Lawn Ornament" stickers.

You could always support the candidacy of Sparky the Penguin (of "This Modern World")--"Because you could do a whole lot worse this year!"

I'll just stick with "Nader 2000".

Dr. J

[Louie]

Don't throw away your vote. Vote Green Party.

[Cowboy Greg]

Campaign 2000: Oh, no, not again...

[Peta Tzunami]

"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right" ?

[manhattan]

Campaign 2000. We dumped tea in the harbor for this?

[djwalker]

Well if George W. Bush chose Arlen Specter as his VP, then the stickers could read Bush n'....

Oh, never mind...

[Lux Fiat]

"Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store."

That was inspired.

Vote Gregory Peck in 2000!

[yESTERDAY mAN]

*sniff* George "Dub-ya" Bush

[spark]

Some ideas come to mind:

Bush 2000: Does the name "Hamlet" ring a bell?
Gore 2000: Sure he's dull, but, well... Wait, I'm thinking
Campaign 2000: You may say to yourself "My God! What have I done?!" {with thanks to the Talking Heads}

Wake me when it's over...

[SILENT-BOB NOT REALLY]

:wally

[wevets]

Campaign 2000: We're out to prove that America doesn't really need a President.

[Sofa King]

"I'm banking on the Texas oil magnate to keep gas prices low!"

Gore: Over 1.2 Billion Chinese Served

Save the Forests: Elect the Oak Tree

Things Go Better With Coke

Election 2000: Whether Voting or Not, You Are Automatically Casting a Ballot for Incompetence.

Election 2000: I Voted For The Loser. He Won.

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If George W. Bush wins, it'll be just like John Quincy Adams all over again. Except without that ridiculous beard that covered everything but Q.'s chin.