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Old 08-12-2004, 09:21 AM
tarragon918 tarragon918 is offline
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Beyond Bizarre ... (maybe TMI)

I came across the following while reading the NewsJournal this morning; it apparently happened Saturday in Salisbury, MD. Here is a brief except from the newstory that appeared in the (Wilmington Delaware) News-Journal online (as linked above):

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Md. police officer attacked with feces

By JOE E. CARMEAN JR.
Salisbury (Md.) Daily Times
08/12/2004

SALISBURY, Md. -- A woman was beaten and arrested after she smeared her feces on an officer who tried to question her for trespassing, police said Wednesday.

Tammy E. Johnson, 36, of Newark, Md., was charged with second-degree assault and reckless endangerment for exposing the officer to a potential biohazard, resisting arrest, disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct, said Capt. Mark Tyler, Salisbury police spokesman.

Tyler said the incident began about 4 p.m. Saturday when officers were called to the 400 block of Cypress St. to confront a woman who was trespassing. The officer approached Johnson and asked her for identification.

"She continued to walk away, advising the officer that she had defecated on herself," Tyler said. When the officer again asked for identification, the woman allegedly attacked him with excrement.

Tyler said the officer chased Johnson and attempted to subdue her.

"She resisted arrest, continued to smear the fecal matter on him and gouged and scratched him in the upper chest and neck," he said. "The officer did use his pepper spray on the woman, which had no effect as she continued to fight. He then used his baton in the area of her legs until she finally stopped."

At the end of the struggle, the officer and Johnson were covered with excrement, Tyler said. They were taken to Peninsula Regional Medical Center.
While the Limo and Taxi cops may have been wrong to handcuff and haul 86-year old Mike Wallace to the pokey, this case "trumps" that by a country mile, and (IMO) the perp seems -very- bizarre!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:27 AM
Zog_10 Zog_10 is offline
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Originally Posted by tarragon918
I came across the following while reading the NewsJournal this morning; it apparently happened Saturday in Salisbury, MD. Here is a brief except from the newstory that appeared in the (Wilmington Delaware) News-Journal online (as linked above):



While the Limo and Taxi cops may have been wrong to handcuff and haul 86-year old Mike Wallace to the pokey, this case "trumps" that by a country mile, and (IMO) the perp seems -very- bizarre!
OK, this in no way reflects the people that live and work in the Dela.....oh wait, maybe it does.

Is lieu moving this way?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:38 AM
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She can poop while walking?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:42 AM
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Poor woman had shit her drawers and the officer chased her down and started whacking her pants?
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