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Old 09-23-2004, 08:53 AM
Phlosphr Phlosphr is offline
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Do not Proselytize before you first Philosophize!

I just saw this written on a bumper sticker this morning and I had to roll my window down at the traffic light and ask the driver where she got it. Her answer was at a head shop in town....So, deciding it was a bumper sticker I could use somewhere on my wares, I went to said head shop and purchased my own.

Knowing there have been other bumper sticker threads...I'll change the rules around for this thread if I may.

What would your bumper sticker say, if you could create one that would be mass marketed?
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:04 PM
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Hormonal and Armed. Pass with care.
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:25 PM
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Ignore Alien Orders.
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:39 PM
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My other car has a tinfoil shell
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:18 PM
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"One Nation, Indivisible" w/ merkin flag motif.
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:33 PM
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Old 09-23-2004, 05:45 PM
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I would have a bumper sticker with a random excerpt from Oliver Twist in really small text. No one would be able to read it while driving, of course, but I'm sure many would be unable to resist awkwardly stopping to read it in the parking lot, waiting for some sort of punch line.
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:15 PM
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To borrow from George Carlin:

I FOUND HIM
I've got Jesus in the trunk!
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:39 PM
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Mine would showcase my many interests:

Just Say NO To Kablahblah

My other car is a broomstick

B.O. - It's the Pits! (groan.)

Joss For President
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:22 PM
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"One Nation, Indivisible" w/ merkin flag motif.
How's this for a Merkin flag?
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:28 PM
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A picture of philosopher Calvin urinating on funny-pages Calvin.
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