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Old 10-21-2004, 07:32 PM
IanTheMan IanTheMan is offline
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Butt Pimples

Ever since I can remember I have had occasional "pimples" on my rear. I wouldn't classify them like the ones on your face. They are real small and red and make me a little self conscious. Are these really pimples and how can I keep them from recurring?
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Old 10-21-2004, 09:24 PM
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Ever since I can remember I have had occasional "pimples" on my rear. Are these really pimples and how can I keep them from recurring?
You should consult a skin/alergy specialist to make that determination. OTOH they may or may not be "anal herpes lesions" which can be very annoying.
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Old 10-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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Pretty normal really. Guys get butt pimples, back of the shoulder pimples, arm pimples. Just keep the area clean and apply one of those anti-pimple creams. Some areas of your body are just going to get pimples, not much you can do about it. Welcome to manhood.
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Old 10-21-2004, 10:16 PM
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Welcome to manhood? levdrakon, you're going to be really disillusioned when you start seeing your first real female asses.
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:58 AM
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We won't ask you why you want a pretty butt.

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Old 10-22-2004, 10:52 AM
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Try changing your laundry detergent. It worked for me, though I had to try several different brands before I found the right one. And for the inquiring minds that want to know, yes, that was the only place affected by the pimples.
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Old 10-22-2004, 11:34 AM
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Welcome to manhood? levdrakon, you're going to be really disillusioned when you start seeing your first real female asses.
I grew up as many American boys do, with my sexuality imprinting on the airbrushed centerfolds in Playboy magazine. I can assure you that when I saw my first, very real, non-idealized, naked woman in a sexual context that I was not in the lease disappointed.
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Old 10-22-2004, 11:36 AM
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Ever since I can remember I have had occasional "pimples" on my rear.
Guess that makes you da man.
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