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11-08-2004, 06:46 PM
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With meals like this, I know I'm in the 21st Century.
Finally,a Thanksgiving meal for 21st century civilization. No preparation, no dinnerware, no cleanup. Literally, Thankgiving dinner in a bottle.
Jones soda company has released these soft drinks, in multi-flavor pack: Turkey&Gravy Green Bean Casserole Mashed Potatos Fruit Cake Cranberry What I particularly admire is the marketing scheme accompanying the produxt release. Thwy acknowledge it as unpalatable dreck! Sheer genius! ;j 
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11-08-2004, 09:50 PM
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Where was this stuff when I was on a liquid diet a few months back?
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11-08-2004, 10:34 PM
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11-08-2004, 10:37 PM
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Your appetite has no limit Stand Tall, American Your wallet has no bottom Stand Tall, American Your brain has no use Stand Tall, American
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11-08-2004, 11:03 PM
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You know, this seems perfect for something some pathetic batchelor, in his seedy apartment, wearing nothing but his underwear would have on Thanksgiving, while mixing it with cheap booze.
So, I guess I'll be picking up a case.
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11-08-2004, 11:32 PM
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11-08-2004, 11:41 PM
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Actually, cranberry flavored soda pop sounds pretty good.
Damn, now I'm jonsing for a soda, it's 1 am, and there's none in the house. Dammit.
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11-09-2004, 02:03 AM
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Do people Really EAT Fruitcake?
As a kid, I remember my aunts and mother passing around gaily decorated boxes containing fruitcake. Strangely, I also remember that nobody ever actually opened and ate any of this stuff! They would just "regift" it to someother schmuck down the road. One time, I was curious, so I unwrapped and sliced off a piece-it was horrible! It was a molasses-flavored, very heavy sweet cake,with horrible chunks of red and green material mixed in (the red and green stuff was nasty-tasting).
So I ssk you:why is fruitcake still made and sold? Do you likeit? Does anybody like it? And, why is it sold at holiday time? Do Jews eat this stuff? or is it a Christian thing?
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11-09-2004, 02:53 AM
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Heh, I saw this earlier tonight .
http://story.news.yahoo.com/newstmpl...weird_soda&e=4 I want to buy some as a gag for Thanksgiving this year but the LIONsob says no. If I see it I will buy it, the news artical said last year a set of two bottles went for something like $63.00 on ebay.
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11-09-2004, 03:10 AM
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11-09-2004, 04:47 AM
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I love Jones soda, but I've never tried those flavours... don't think I'm going to, either. I like their Blue Bubblegum Soda - mmm. I always thought Canada was (in Homer Simpson's words) "America Juniour"... but I'm overwhelmed by the variety of products available here! I can spend hours in a grocery store just trying to decide on peanut butter! My husband just picks out my drinks for me now, because when we go to a corner store, he heads for what he wants, and I stand gazing at the refridgerated section, awed silent and frozen to my spot, with no idea what I want. Eventually my husband will say "For God's sake, dear, just grab a Pepsi! You know you love Pepsi!" Okay. I slowly walk forward... and then think: "But what kind of Pepsi? I mean, yes, I love Vanilla Pepsi, but do I want the diet vanilla Pepsi? Or the caffiene-free vanilla Pepsi? What's wrong with just the regular vanilla Pepsi? Maybe what I really want is a Slice." etc.
Last night my husband bought me a "Holiday Spiced" Pepsi. That was just plain weird, but after a few drinks, it just tasted like regular Pepsi. I love America. Just let me take my time. I've never had so many options before.
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11-09-2004, 06:52 AM
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::sigh:: I never was very good at such things besides Boyo Jim's link goes where I wanted to anyway. That will teach me to post when I haven't been to bed.
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11-09-2004, 07:30 AM
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Now there's a vegetarian holiday dinner I can wrap my hands around.
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11-09-2004, 08:37 AM
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