I'm having a muscle spasm in my genitals!

[Sandlegs]

Oh it feels weird, but ........kind of good at the same time............hmmm.

[buns3000]

Let me be the first to suggest a good tasering may be in order...

[chaoticbear]

There's a Marianas trench joke here somewhere, but I've spent 20 minutes trying to find it, and I had what I thought was a good one. Once. But it wasn't.

[Cartooniverse]

Um. Seriously? Have yourself looked at. IANAD, but it sounds like you could well have a slight tortion in one of your testicles.

[Muffin]

Or a bot fly larva.

[Jenaroph]

Or a candiru.

[Askance]

Originally Posted by Sandlegs

Oh it feels weird, but ........kind of good at the same time............hmmm.

It's called An Erection. You'll get used to it once you are all the way through puberty.

[dogbutler]

Originally Posted by Muffin

Or a bot fly larva.

Herod's Evil

[Atheist Princess]

Originally Posted by Sandlegs

Oh it feels weird, but ........kind of good at the same time............hmmm.

I think you're genitals may be doing it for the attention. You see, they're like kids.... you keep 'em inside and stop them having fun, they do silly things for attention. You let 'em out and play....they perform their duties when needed

[Malacandra]

[off topic grammar nazism] AP, didn't you know that "i before e except after c" doesn't apply to "atheist"? [/otgn]

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

<SHAFT>Reeelaax baby!
Your bad self just got your Mojo goin'. </SHAFT>

[Atheist Princess]

Originally Posted by Malacandra

[off topic grammar nazism] AP, didn't you know that "i before e except after c" doesn't apply to "atheist"? [/otgn]

A simple typo. Am going to request for a mod to fix it.

Cheers

[pseudotriton ruber ruber]

so let me get this straight: you're undergoing RIGHT NOW a strange sensation in your genitals, fiercely pleasurable and unpleasurable at the same time, and you decide that you're going to sit down at a computer and type out a message on a messageboard as you're experiencing this event?

Different strokes, I guess...

[Ruby]

Different strokes, indeed!

[Mama Zappa]

Originally Posted by Malacandra

[off topic grammar nazism] AP, didn't you know that "i before e except after c" doesn't apply to "atheist"? [/otgn]

Now, don't misinterpret the name. Princess is just being grammatical - Some royalty is Athy, some is Athier, but our new guest is AthiEST [/hijack]

Must say, never had muscle spasms in that part of the body. Once, though, I worked doing data entry in a place where the knees pressed tight up against the machine.... which vibrated.... and proved to be *most* distracting as the sensations were, um, ..... and not a *damn* thing I could do about it

[Stark Raven Mad]

I have them too. Aren't they fun?

Also, I once had a cramp in my testicles from an overdose of asthma medication.

[lieu]

You medicate your testicles for asthma? Dude, it's okay if someone caught you with a Kleenex down there. No need to suggest your balls have allergies.

[The Weird One]

I sometimes have muscle spasms in my genitals. I believe it's referred to as "orgasm." Hmm . . .

*wanders off*