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Old 07-20-2000, 01:02 AM
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Everybody knows kids are cruel. Especially with each others names.
What do you think they'd call you now?
Feel free to pick on others (only in good fun now kids)

I'll start.
seriousart = seriousFart (too easy, huh?)

dpr=diaper (no offense, just tryin to get the ball rolling.. )
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Old 07-20-2000, 01:11 AM
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My username was a gradeschool tease name.. (not based on my name... but thats another story...

What would be a good taunt of a taunt? Heck, I don't know.. kinda surreal though.

Screeme
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:18 AM
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My middle name is Enright. Growning up I was called (obviously) "Out-Wrong, or (not so obvious) [Dudley] Doright.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:23 AM
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Mebbie "Wonko The Bonko"? I just don't know.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:25 AM
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I never got teased about my real name when I was in school and I can't think of anything for my username either. Feel free to think up something for me though! I don't mind a little teasing.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:27 AM
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Back in my days, we were sweet (and also afraid we'd get a swat by Mr. Reker), so no one would dare say it, but I have no doubt that the worldy children of today would be taunting "Cunt-it Sleeza" or something equally ridiculous.

Or, for tamer kids, maybe "Punt-it Lisa."
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:38 AM
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For me, how about "Cross Dresser"

(You figure it out!)

Not exactly a play on words, but a tease on my name none the less. Where I grew up, kids picked on me all the time and had some doosies for me.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:43 AM
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Hey, I'm Satan.

Fuck with me and I'll pluck your eyes out, stick a toothppick through them, garnigh my martini with it and eat it.

Hmm... Okay, I guess I'd be called Satin. But that's lame anyway...
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:44 AM
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I think I'll let Coldfire handle this one for me. Mold-for-Hire? Care to field this one?
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:46 AM
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If I was a girl, I'm sure it would be "can I eat you?"
But darn it, I'm not a girl.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:48 AM
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Since grade school kids are great when it comes to alliteration and rhyming, I have to think Masterbator would be involved somehow.
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:55 AM
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Oh there are so many possibilities for mine.

Leaker
Geeker
Freaker


Rachelle, I think one possibility for your name is Rachelle Rat Tail. It rhymes...kinda.

As long as we're sharing real life tauntngs, I was called "gaybird" from third grade until starting junior high.
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Old 07-20-2000, 08:00 AM
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Well, mine would be Chrispy Critter.
Hey Swiddles, do you mind if I take poke at your?

Ok

Swim-in-piddle.....

heehee
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Old 07-20-2000, 08:16 AM
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That's why I picked AWB, so you wouldn't tease me!

The "B", of course, stands for my last name: Berkoff. Try living with that name through 12 years of public school.

Funny story: I was meeting several of my future in-laws the Christmas before I got married. To explain the spelling of my last name to her aunt, my wife said, "It's like 'jerkoff' with a 'B'." Later, we were having dinner at this aunt's house when her husband came home. He came over to the table, and my future aunt-in-law introduced me. "Jim, this is Val's fiance, Tony Jerkoff."

Needless to say, she turn a zillion shades of red.
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Old 07-20-2000, 08:40 AM
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Uhhh... little Bitch???
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Old 07-20-2000, 08:55 AM
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I think I'll let Coldfire handle this one for me. Mold-for-Hire? Care to field this one?
For you, anytime, SquickingTriplets

Mold-for-Hire? Hmmm... personally, I'm still partial to the anagram Clod Rifle, which might be considered an insult of some sort.
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Old 07-20-2000, 08:58 AM
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Mine would probably involve a popular ethnic slur dealing with the Hebrew race.
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Old 07-20-2000, 09:00 AM
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Gay Poopski, I'm sure.
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Old 07-20-2000, 09:00 AM
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Um....JimmyNipples?

Maybe the meaner kids would call me FlimmyNipples.


Bastards.
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Old 07-20-2000, 09:19 AM
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Ever been to the Rainforest Café?

If they've been to the Rainforest Café, they can tease me with the name of a (very yummy) menu item: RastaPasta
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Old 07-20-2000, 09:36 AM
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Gradeschool kids teasing about names?? pbbbbbttt!!!!
How about SDMB members?

The only thing that I could come up with for my SN: Mr. Phuquer, Sir
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Old 07-20-2000, 09:46 AM
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Peta, Peta, Pumpkin eata?

Satan: You're not the evil-overlord of me! (PLD will get that one).

[slight hijack]
little*bit: everytime I see your screen name in a post I get a Monkees tune in my head...
"Its a little bit me, and its a little bit you...too!"
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Old 07-20-2000, 10:01 AM
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Doh!

That's the first time I slipped and didn't change the cookied name before posting--the last post was mine. <blush>
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Old 07-20-2000, 10:07 AM
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Wonko the Sane said:
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Mebbie "Wonko The Bonko"? I just don't know.
How 'bout... Wanker The Lame?
Again, I'm just speakin' for the kids...

ChrisP:
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Swim-in-piddle.....

heehee
I'll second that.
HeeHee!
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Old 07-20-2000, 10:11 AM
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I took some shit as a kid for my name. But after the first few times, being called Fartin Martin didn't really bite me too deeply. Now they'd probably call me Faglin or something equally creative.

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Old 07-20-2000, 10:16 AM
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Grade shool kids? Pshaw! Flypsyde (IIRC), already penned "Democrappus" for me. We don' need no stinkin' grade school kids!
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Old 07-20-2000, 11:22 AM
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Sunslime?
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Old 07-20-2000, 11:39 AM
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Probably something like Germie or Germ Warfare

StG
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Old 07-20-2000, 11:47 AM
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As I post under my real name, the thought of such teasing is just bringing back wonderful memories from elementary school.

Corroded being pretty popular, but it never quite had the zing of Four Eyed Freak Whose Mother Dresses Him.

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Feel free to think up something for me though! I don't mind a little teasing.
So said Ray-smell.


(I'm also having this weird aural image of kids dancing around and chanting "Satan! Satan! Mastur-batin!" Make of that what you will.)
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Old 07-20-2000, 11:56 AM
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Hmmm....

Jophi-smell?

Then again, I get to see Joe Feel on IRC all the time from the #SD folk, so that might work as well.

by the way, it's jo-FI-el
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Old 07-20-2000, 12:03 PM
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Yo! Feel me!
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Old 07-20-2000, 12:05 PM
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Head.....going to explode....must splort....

::deep breath::

Horseshitski, I'd say.
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Old 07-20-2000, 12:11 PM
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Probably Wahzoo, but who knows.

Techchick68 would certainly see a numerical change I'm sure.
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Old 07-20-2000, 02:03 PM
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My user name is the name I was taunted with in grade school. And Junior High. And High School. Finally, I decided that if I can't beat 'em, join 'em. The only thing worse would be to be called tatersnot, I don't know why they didn't think of it.

My first name is Tracy and I used to get called Dick Tracy a lot. I remember feeling insulted about it even before I learned that Dick was slang for penis.

Hey, those of you with kids, did you do the thing where you listed every possible nickname that could go with your kids name? And then crossed off selections accordingly? I think there is even a baby-naming website that does it for you these days.
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Old 07-20-2000, 02:07 PM
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Gazoo,

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Icky Icky techchicky That's truly elementary school flavor
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Old 07-20-2000, 02:33 PM
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I would obviously be the Odorman.
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Old 07-20-2000, 02:47 PM
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Stunka Stew-RAT, no doubt.
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Old 07-20-2000, 02:54 PM
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Hmmm... They'd probably just call me a Jew. Actually, I used to work at a movie theater and all the little kids used to call me "Miguel" because I look just like the character from the Road To El Dorado, right down to the dark roots and goatee. Of course, most of the younger ones just stared in awe after I told them that I WAS Miguel... Damn, I love kids.

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Old 07-20-2000, 04:10 PM
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Hey, those of you with kids, did you do the thing where you listed every possible nickname that could go with your kids name? And then crossed off selections accordingly? I think there is even a baby-naming website that does it for you these days.
Yes. My wife does that all the time. I think we crossed off about 6 or 7 poerfectly good names from our list just because she kept coming up with stupid nicknames for them. Her response: "Hey, somebody has to think of these sort of things."
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:13 PM
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Two words: "Cocoa Poop"

Thank you.
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by techchick68
I was thinking more along the lines of:

Icky Icky techchicky That's truly elementary school flavor
Yeah, for grade school I guess 69 probably wouldn't mean much!
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:40 PM
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still can't get past poo-poo head and loser.

hwy ponch, where's jon?
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:44 PM
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Whatever they'd call me they'd only call me it once, before wasting away with a mysterious fatal illness.
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:53 PM
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what the hell can you do with Wacky Ninja?
although i did used to be called berkob*tch <last name berkovitz>
it stuck all the way to now, hence my website, berkobtch's playground.
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Old 07-20-2000, 04:57 PM
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well, first one that comes to mind is squeeegeeee. [thanks paddy.]
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Old 07-20-2000, 05:16 PM
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Too obvious....

Fatrandom (sigh)
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Old 07-20-2000, 05:30 PM
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Pataco. The really crude kids, Padildo.
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Old 07-20-2000, 05:35 PM
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Or, browneye! Sorry, I just thought you really missed your chance, and I would help you out.

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Old 07-20-2000, 07:35 PM
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Well I was going to have a licence plate made up with "tubagirl" on it. But then my sister pointed out most people will see it as tubbagirl. She loves calling me fat. Beotch!
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Old 07-20-2000, 07:41 PM
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Scratchy Scratchy. I guess.

Or maybe oldscroat. I don't know. Who can know what evil lurks in the minds of kids.
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