Shana Alexander, neither ignorant nor a slut

A remarkable woman. Always enjoyed the “Point/Counterpoint” segment, never understood why it was replaced by that babbling carbuncle, Andy Rooney.

Shana wasn’t thought properly qualified. Couldn’t grow her eyebrows much longer than 10 inches.

She actually wasn’t anywhere near as good as the guy she replaced, Nicholas von Hoffman, who brought an intellectual rigor that Alexander couldn’t reach. Van Hoffman usually made better points than James Kirkpatrick, but Kirkpatrick usually bested Alexander, and she was precisely the type of thinker that gave liberals a bad name.