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Old 07-30-2000, 01:35 AM
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If you haven't read tomorrow's Cathy, I'm going to spoil it.
She says if bills were edible, then we wouldn't let them sit in the inbasket.
I think this is a terrible idea. What do you do when it's time to refer to them and you've eaten them?
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Old 07-30-2000, 01:46 AM
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**suspicious look** How do YOU get Cathy early? **suspicious look**
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Old 07-30-2000, 01:49 AM
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**suspicious look** And WHY would you want to?**suspicious look**
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Old 07-30-2000, 02:24 AM
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*high 5's evilbeth* We took care of HER didn't we!?! *smug look*
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Old 07-30-2000, 02:30 AM
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I don't know...getting Cathy earlier than everyone else...posting that secret info on a public posting board...actually seems interested in Cathy...sounds a little strange to me, we should tread lightly--I don't think we're dealing with an average, normal person here...
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Old 07-30-2000, 02:31 AM
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AAAAAAAAAACK!
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Old 07-30-2000, 02:37 AM
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Where did I put that model glue, a couple of hits and this will make sense.
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Old 07-30-2000, 04:18 AM
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<<Looks up with VISA bill hanging from mouth>>

Wait, you mean they're not.....Oh, CRAP!
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Old 07-30-2000, 04:50 AM
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If you haven't read tomorrow's Cathy, I'm going to spoil it.
She says if bills were edible, then we wouldn't let them sit in the inbasket.
I think this is a terrible idea. What do you do when it's time to refer to them and you've eaten them?
Um, if by "inbasket" you mean the garbage can, then I sorta see your point. I wouldn't mind just eating them, if they tasted good. Otherwise, I'll just let the garbage man do his job.
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Old 07-30-2000, 04:52 AM
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Oh and by the way, who (or what) is Cathy?
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Old 07-30-2000, 10:24 AM
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I was expecting a Clinton joke.
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Old 07-30-2000, 10:34 AM
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<<Looks up with VISA bill hanging from mouth>>

Wait, you mean they're not.....Oh, CRAP!
LOL! I mean...Bwaaaahaaahaaahahaha! Oh god, my sides hurt. I gotta go pay my VISA bill.
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Old 07-30-2000, 12:36 PM
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This is a joke, right?
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Old 07-30-2000, 01:17 PM
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Oh and by the way, who (or what) is Cathy?


A comic strip character. Think Peanuts, Wizard of Id, Garfield.
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Old 07-30-2000, 02:22 PM
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Less funny than Wizard of Id (though barely), funnier by miles than Garfield or Peanuts.

Keep in mind that no comic strip mentioned in this post is actually funny in any way.

There are only three funny comic strips and I am not going to name them because as soon as my liking of them becomes public my local paper will stop publishing them.
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Old 07-30-2000, 04:30 PM
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Dunno about edible bills. But I like edible panties...
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Old 07-30-2000, 04:51 PM
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Cathy is a comic strip that used to be mildly amusing years ago, but which has long since turned into a paean to female self-hatred. The shockingly misogynistic cartoonist routinely equates single status and fatness with failure as a person. Thinking that a sane woman would somehow desire to eat the phone bill is about her speed.

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Old 07-30-2000, 04:59 PM
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Cat..

You do realize Cathy is written by a woman don't you? Can a woman be a misogynist? A misanthrope maybe.

http://www.uexpress.com/ups/comics/ca/html/bio.html
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Old 07-30-2000, 10:29 PM
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obfusciatrist, you are incredibly right. As soon as it becomes public...
*sniff* I miss Calvin!!!
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Old 07-30-2000, 10:46 PM
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I don't think we're dealing with an average, normal person here...
I'd like to speak for my fellow freaks by saying that we definitely don't read Cathy. However, some of us do use it for toilet paper
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Old 07-30-2000, 11:15 PM
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Cat..

You do realize Cathy is written by a woman don't you? Can a woman be a misogynist? A misanthrope maybe.
Yup, I know that, Asmo, and I wondered if I should point out that in my post that I was aware of her gender. Of course a woman can be a misogynist -- why not?

Cathy Guisewite's work trivializes women's lives, feelings and intellects. I deeply hate this comic strip.

Catrandom, who will stop ranting now
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