that stupi f-ing ad with the pill!!!!!

[kellibelli]

this never happened before, I spend more time now waiting than reading...i hope they change the ad soon...
I feel better, just needed to vent, cant really tell the co-workers about it.

[Byzantine]

I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever noticed that no matter what site you go into, no matter how slow, the ads always load first and always load a lot faster than the information you want? Conspiracy? YOU make the call.

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You can count the number of apples in one tree but never the number of trees in one apple.

[tracer]

I'm pretty sure a web browser (Netscape Navigator, MS Internet Explorer, good ol' Mosaic, etc.) could be written to display text before any graphics had loaded. The fact that they don't is either (A) a conspiracy on the part of internet advertisers, paying secret kickbacks to Netscape and Microsoft, or (B) laziness on the part of their programming staff.

I vote for (B).

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I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low.

[Gilligan]

You can just turn the graphics off in Internet Explorer, don't know about Netscape. Just turn them back on when you are going to sites where you may need the graphics.

[coffeecat]

One word: junkbuster.

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Love Poems - http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/9104/

[ChiefScott]

Come back, "Chicago Reader" nonsense, come back!

[kellibelli]

am I the only one suffering from a 'freeze EVERYTIME I move from screen to screen while that fucking PILL loads????

I am ready to go postal...

[Mr Thin Skin]

You mean the one that says

Breakneck Speed

Yeah it bugs me too.

[kellibelli]

no, it is that fuckin quokka.com-sprots coverage crap...the bastards.
it is at the top of the page.

[Diane]

Hey - take a Midol or get a faster computer.


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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

[Mr Thin Skin]

Kelli,

Chill out.

I was talking about that. I just think it's ironic that something that says "Breakneck Speed" should be so slow.

[The Ryan]

Here are some solutions:

-create several instances of the web browser. Load up SD on two pages. Read one while the other loads

-find a game to play, such as solataire, on your computer while you wait

-read

-offer to pay Cecil $20/month so that he can afford to not have ads

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" 'Ideas on Earth were badges of friendship or enmity. Their content did not matter.' " -Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

[JillGat]

[[I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever noticed that no matter what site you go
into, no matter how slow, the ads always load first and always load a lot faster than the information you want? Conspiracy? YOU make the call.]]

The ads pay for the site. No ads, no site. I'd say a few seconds wait is a small price to pay for The Straight Dope!

[kellibelli]

I dont mind waiting while something loads...I mean the whole damn unit FREEZES! the mouse wont mouse, the buttons dont button...the whole bit...I cant read another page, or play solitaire, because the whole thing locks up tighter than...well, never mind.

[Myndephuquer]

[quote]The ads pay for the site. No ads, no site. I'd say a few seconds wait is a small price to pay for The Straight Dope![Quote/]

Oh, Thank The Heavens For Slow-Assed Ads! This Defecation Is Truly Manna!! Oh, I wish that someone would come and stomp on my genitalia while the page loads! That would truly be a small price to pay for The Straight Dope! (MP kisses TSD banner, gives a little tongue)

Hey, JillGat -- you didn't put a link to the ad you're talking about. I like when people do that. Or maybe I don't. Either way...Thanks!!