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Old 09-05-2005, 12:26 PM
ShibbOleth ShibbOleth is offline
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Oz Dopers: Need help with something trivial

My seven year old son has a class assignment where he has to send a picture of "Flat Stanley", a fictional boy who has been run over by a steamroller(?), to somewhere else in the world. It would require you to send him back, filled in and with questions answered about your spot in the world.

Anyone willing to give this a shot? We only need one volunteer, I guess ideally it would come back from a child of similar age, although that's not an absolute restriction from what I've skimmed on the assignment. He would need to get it back before December 1st.
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:34 PM
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Holy carp would this be a wildly un-PC thing to do here in the US...
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:49 PM
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Holy carp would this be a wildly un-PC thing to do here in the US...
Eh?
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:53 PM
TellMeI'mNotCrazy TellMeI'mNotCrazy is offline
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ShibbOleth is in the US... Or at least he was last I heard. And I am completely stumped as to what would be un-PC about it.

I loved Flat Stanley, by the way, what a cute book.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
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Yes, I am also confused. Apparently in the book "Flat Stanley" asks his parents to mail him to interesting places. Since TMINC has read it, maybe she can fill us in.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:19 PM
TellMeI'mNotCrazy TellMeI'mNotCrazy is offline
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Well, I only read the first one, where he got flattened (I can't remember the steamroller bit, though, I thought a bulletin board fell on him or something). It came in useful - his mother dropped a ring in through a grating, so she tied Stanley to a string and lowered him down to get it. He posed as a picture in a museum, dressed as Little Bo Peep to catch some art thieves. I think one of his friends had recently moved, and it was too expensive for him to go visit, so he asked his mother to mail him instead. She even poured a little milk into the envelope, folded Stanley up nice and neat, and mailed him off to his friend.

He was later reinflated with a bicycle pump. I do believe there were additional books in the series though, but I think they came out later. I never read them, at any rate.

Anyhow, I fail to see any way in which the story or the project is un-PC, by any of the common meanings of the phrase...
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:20 PM
TellMeI'mNotCrazy TellMeI'mNotCrazy is offline
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Oh and... if a kid isn't a requirement, I would be glad to participate. However, if you need to mail it off to another child, I'm no help in that regard.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:22 PM
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Except I notice now it has to be an Oz doper. Whoops.

*crawls back in hole*
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:23 PM
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Oh and... if a kid isn't a requirement, I would be glad to participate. However, if you need to mail it off to another child, I'm no help in that regard.
I asked Mrs Shibb a little while ago why he didn't just send it to one of his cousins in Thailand. He wants it to go to Australia because "that's the farthest away". I have no idea if that's technically correct.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:25 PM
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Except I notice now it has to be an Oz doper. Whoops.

*crawls back in hole*
Note, I think Africa should be as cool as Australia to a kid. It was just as exotic a concept when I was little. Maybe he prefers Australia since our local zoo has a decent Australian fauna exhibit. Anyway, it's a preference more than anything else.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:26 PM
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Yeah there's no rhyme or reason with kids and their coolness quotients
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Old 09-05-2005, 02:38 PM
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I'll quite happily do it, but I have no small people in my household. So I will place myself on the reserve list in case some Ozdopers with offspring volunteer.
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:19 PM
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I'm in the same boat as cabdude. I have nieces and nephews ready to hand though. I'm sure they'd be happy to help out (after some judicious bribing).
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Old 09-05-2005, 06:25 PM
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I have a younger brother in my house and from Australia...pick me! Pick me!
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Old 09-05-2005, 07:00 PM
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I think we have a winner.
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Old 09-05-2005, 07:22 PM
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I have a younger brother in my house and from Australia...pick me! Pick me!
If you're in Australia, send me an email and I'll get the stuff in the mail to you. This is his homework so I do need you to complete the assignment in a fairly timely manner. How old is your brother?
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Old 09-05-2005, 08:28 PM
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If you're in Australia, send me an email and I'll get the stuff in the mail to you. This is his homework so I do need you to complete the assignment in a fairly timely manner. How old is your brother?
Email sent
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Old 09-05-2005, 09:46 PM
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If that doesn't pan out, I have a 13 year old brother and I'm from Australia.
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Old 09-06-2005, 04:38 PM
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Anyhow, I fail to see any way in which the story or the project is un-PC, by any of the common meanings of the phrase...
The Official Flat Stanley Project

Scarlett, another Flat Stanley fan
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:01 PM
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Clint Eastwood took Flat Stanley to the Oscars this year.
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Old 09-07-2005, 02:43 AM
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What fun! Flat Stanley was my favorite book when I was little...one of the first books I remember reading. And I had a bulletin board hanging near my bed, so I dreamed of one day waking up as Flat Kittenblue!
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Old 09-07-2005, 06:41 AM
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Another backup here. I have access to heaps of kids, all ages.
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