Amazing Disappearing Shopping Cart

My husband and I were shopping at Fred Meyer’s today to pick up a few little groceries, odds and ends, and buy a new shower curtain, since our old one was getting a little ratty around the edges.

We ran around and grabbed what was on our list: Milk, egg beaters, baking soda, bleach, Q-tips, Mac n’ Cheese for hubby’s lunch, white glue, a case of soda, and shampoo. We got a cart because neither of us wanted to lug around the two gallons of milk and the big case of soda, or the bleach.

So, we cart on down to where they keep the shower curtains. We parked our cart at the end of the aisle, making sure it wasn’t blocking anything vital (it was a display of large wicker bins/hampers, which were also available in the same aisle where our cart wasn’t blocking). It was a very quiet day, not many customers, and no one in our area. We aren’t very picky, and didn’t spend any time browsing - we found a neutral colour and grabbed the package. While my husband headed back to the cart at the end of the aisle, I grabbed a shower mat and waved it at him to show him I was buying it. This all took under a minute.

We get to the end of the aisle… and no cart. No one can be seen. We look down each aisle, wondering if we’d left it parked at an angle by accident and it had “wandered” down an aisle. Nope. The cart is gone.

It was likely a saleperson thinking it was left behind and took it to put everything back, but how odd. We didn’t hear anything, and didn’t see anything when we came back to our cart. We never leave anything like purses or wallets or any personal items in the cart, so there was no reason for a thief to take it. It was full of groceries. Could it have been a person who came in, had the exact same items on their list as we had on ours, and said, “Oh! How convenient!” :confused:

Honestly, I could understand if we’d left the cart in someone’s way, or blocking traffic, or blocking merchandise that wasn’t available in the aisle, and/or if we’d left it for a long period of time. But when I say under a minute, I’m being generous, it was probably even less than that. My husband doesn’t dally - he hates shopping. We get in, we get out. We only left the cart so it didn’t take up space in the narrow aisle, and because we were going to be… well, under a minute. What’s a little weirder is that I usually stay with the cart myself, because I have this weird paranoia that someone will come along and take our cart. If I felt safe enough to leave it for that short of a time… come on! Who was this masked shopping cart thief?!

Anyway. It sucked, because then we had to go back and get all of our items over again. My poor husband had to put up with twice the shopping. :smiley:

You wouldn’t believe how frequently baskarts (yes, that’s the technical name) are abandoned filled with merchandise. Sometimes thieves will walk around and fill a cart with steaks, and dvds etc. if they see a clear shot out the door, woosh-gone. But if an employee sees them first and the thief aborts, the employee is actually awarded a percentage of the “recovery”.
Your cart was likely put away by an employee or dragged across the store by some senile old woman looking for the cat food. I’ve seen some crazy stuff.
In fact, just today someone’s purse was stolen from her baskart, and loss prevention was less than helpful. A little bit later some punk-ass kid on a skateboard set fire to a pile of trash on the loading dock.

Aargh, that must have sucked.

I remember one holiday season I went to Wal-Mart to buy a grill for a friend. It was (of course) busy as hell and carts were scarce. The grills were located in the garden center, which also doubles as the Christmas area that time of year. There were TONS of employees with carts of holiday stuff blocking the way to the grills, so I parked my cart on the fringe of the madness, made my way in, grabbed a grill and headed back to my cart just in time to see an employee taking stuff out of one cart and putting it into mine. Before I could get all the way back over there he’d moved, so I just started taking the stuff back out and putting back into the cart from which he’d gotten it.

Just as I was finishing up, he saw me and said (testily), “Ma’am! That cart is there for a reason!”

I simply replied, “It sure is, I brought it here from outside and it’s waiting for me to put this grill into it.”

To his credit, he apologized. Too bad you didn’t catch the cart-napper red-handed.

I once started a thread about this very thing and was roundly bitched out by supermarket employees of all shapes and sizes. Never mind that I’ve been doing this my whole life and have never (except for that one time) had my basket or cart repossessed by an employee. I asked a manager at our local store (not the one where my basket disappeared) and she said they would never do that, and she had never heard of such a thing.

Oh, was that yours? I should have known it wasn’t mine, I always get whole milk.

Sorry about that…

No, no, it was me. Just like last xmas when I blithely wandered around Target for an hour happily adding items to someone else’s cart… :smack:

I must admit that I have on occasion started to walk off with someone else’s cart. Usually this happens when I leave my cart, walk some yards away to get something off the shelf, then have a glitch in my spatial memory on my back to the cart. I’ve even pushed the “new” cart long enough to select the next item before noticing. Pure absentmindedness, not malice. Though maybe it would save me some time if I could trick someone else into doing my grocery shopping for me.

I usually steal the cart of someone else because I’m lazy and I never can figure out which aisle things are in. Also, I’m not too particular about what I eat.

Ummm, I think Frosted Glass would like to have a word with you…

This gives me a great idea for IFM (Individual Flash Mob–something I actually think about pretty regularly): walk around stores putting things into peoples’ nearby carts randomly.

Which in turn gives me a great idea for an IFM to do after I win the lottery: go into a movie theatre, buy lots and lots of popcorn, and put a bag on every second seat right before the movie starts. See how many people eat the popcorn and how many people are suspicious.

My dad has a friend who does something kind of like this. He grabs a few boxes of tampons and tries to sneak them into the carts of single guys. The one time he got caught, he simply explained what he was doing and the “victim” laughed it off.

Zombie thread want braaaaaaaains…

I think we should go into business resurrecting things. We could start with really old threads and work our way up to pigeons and rats.

Actually, I meant to post in Frosted Glass’s thread, but by accident, while I was reviewing the previous thread (which was inbedded in the more recent one), I posted. It was simple error.

You may all now get off of your soap boxes.

One evening after having my cart walked off with, not once but three times, by women in office wear, a friend clued me in that it’s a pick-up tactic “Oh, I’m so sorry… my! It’s unusual to find a man who cooks with such gourmet ingredients after work!”

Personally, I’m not sure I buy it. A grocery list like mine would typically signal a party or a date. I just happen to to enjoy exploring the culinary arts.

I don’t dare get off it…you might steal it!

/Brother Dave Gardner/
"…go to Miami during Passover and drop a HAM into someone’s basket and watch their face when they check-out!..
/Brother Dave Gardner/

Me no want ham. Me want braaaaiiiiinnnnsssssss

Zombie post in wrong thread. Zombie want post in Frosted Glass’s thread.

Zombie feel shame…brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnsssss cure shaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeee.