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10-28-2005, 11:15 PM
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Celebrity cleavage
The magazine "In Touch Weekly" has announced the results of its Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll. The winners are:
1. Jessica Simpson 2. Salma Hayek 3. Carmen Electra 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Halle Berry 6. Jennifer Love Hewitt 7. Scarlett Johansson 8. Mariah Carey 9. Susan Sarandon 10. Nicollette Sheridan Nothing to add, except "mmmmm boobies". 
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#2
10-28-2005, 11:20 PM
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No links? No jokes about "In Touch" magazine talking about boobies? I have taught you nothing?
My only objection: Halle Berry. Awesome boobs, but I wouldn't really call that "cleavage." In my head "cleavage" means that the boobs have to be big enough to touch and cleave.
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10-28-2005, 11:42 PM
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If you must have a link you could try Zipperfish's What's Her Bra Size for training purposes.
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10-28-2005, 11:42 PM
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10-28-2005, 11:45 PM
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As for links; I dunno...maybe you should try Google - you might get lucky and someone on the internet might have posted something about breasts. Personally, I was shocked by Tyra Banks' absense on this list. We're talking a Victoria Secrets model with two major league ... television series.
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10-29-2005, 01:34 AM
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Kick ass that Susan Sarandon still makes the grade -- she's 59, and still got a nice set.
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10-29-2005, 10:14 AM
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And Jennifer Titty, er Tilly? Geez!
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10-29-2005, 12:32 PM
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Scarlett Johansson is one lovely young woman, but "cleavage" is not a term I associate with her. Catherine Zeta-Jones's cleavage is currently starring in a Zorro movie with some Spanish guy; she belongs on the list.
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10-29-2005, 01:16 PM
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Not to mention Jill Hennessy, although I guess her profile (so to speak) isn't high enough for this sort of top ten list.
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10-29-2005, 01:23 PM
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10-29-2005, 01:26 PM
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Jessica Simpson doesn't really have boobs anymore.They used to be glorious though!
I also think that Mariah's funbags of fakey goodness are much nicer than Carmen's.
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10-29-2005, 01:59 PM
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Am I the only one who thought that first shot of Ms. Simpson from the waist up was taken during an especially difficult bowel movement? I believe the cylindrical object in her hand might be some kind of fancy toilet paper holder.
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10-29-2005, 02:04 PM
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Wow she's 47 years old? That's my age. I had no idea!
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10-29-2005, 03:45 PM
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Jill's 37, Jennifer is 47 and I'll take one of each thank you very much!
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10-29-2005, 04:02 PM
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Interesting how television stars get short shrift on that list, except Nicollette Sheridan's ridiculously fake chest.
Nikki Cox, currently starring on Las Vegas, should be number one. GIS comes up with better pictures, but they can't be directly linked to. Laura Prepon. Lucy Lawless. There should be a television top ten all by itself.
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10-29-2005, 04:03 PM
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10-29-2005, 04:44 PM
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I also think Laura Prepon is hot, but not as. Nikki really does it for me though.
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10-29-2005, 07:19 PM
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BEST LINK EVER! Cheryl Ladd! Charlie Angles Muther-fuckers!
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10-29-2005, 08:51 PM
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I got a 54, which is only a C. I am so ashamed. 
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10-29-2005, 11:10 PM
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No Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?
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10-29-2005, 11:24 PM
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I was all set to hop on a soapbox about not calling it 'cleavage' if they're not touching when I thought to check the definition first.
Something called WordNet agrees with me, specifically "the line formed by a groove between two parts (especially the separation between a woman's breasts)" but American Heritage defines it as "The hollow between a woman's breasts, especially as revealed by a low neckline." I've always used it as line, not hollow, I'm so confused!
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10-30-2005, 12:03 AM
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10-30-2005, 12:10 AM
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10-30-2005, 12:22 AM
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10-30-2005, 12:53 AM
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Jennifer's on my can't-say-no list. You know... that list of impossible to have people who, if they show up at your door and demand to have sex with you, your spouse can't say 'NO'. Actually, I've told GrizzWife that I wouldn't mind being the beef in a Tilly-Sisters-Sandwich. awwwwww yeeeeeaaahhhhh..........
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10-30-2005, 09:18 AM
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Not that it matters AT ALL to men today, but I'd wager a good 80 percent of the chestier gals are silicon or saline enhanced. Again, nobody seems to care. Real or fake, just so long as they're big.
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10-30-2005, 11:41 AM
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10-30-2005, 12:31 PM
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Gillian Anderson
Rosanna Arquette Tyra Banks Monica Bellucci Jennifer Connelly Jewel Kilcher Marlee Matlin Mary Louise Parker Winona Ryder
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10-30-2005, 02:12 PM
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I personally prefer naturals, but there are some women with darn good doctors. If you ask me the risks and consequences outweigh the benefits, but tell that to my A-cup best friend. But that's another thread. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd be Ken to Nicolette Sheridan's Barbie anyday.
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10-30-2005, 02:34 PM
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10-30-2005, 03:30 PM
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My observation is based on dozens of SDMB threads on this topic. The great majority of guys seem not to care much if any.
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10-30-2005, 03:54 PM
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10-30-2005, 03:59 PM
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*ahem*
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10-30-2005, 05:28 PM
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Katherine Heigl? Good point!
But nothing beats Classic Christina Ricci!" for sheer bustyliciousness.
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10-30-2005, 05:59 PM
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#43
10-30-2005, 07:08 PM
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Okay, I have a few problems with this list, but Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek definately deserve to be at the top. They both exhibit the qualities we desire. Likewise, Halle, Angelina, and JLH are hot and love to put *them* out there.
But as mentioned previously, Carmen Electra and Nicollette Sheridan seem like bad choices. Not just because they're fake, but because they're so obviously fake. I don't see why they would make the list when Pamela Anderson was left off, or some freaky pornstar with EEEcups. And seriously, why was Pam left off, she's the standard cleavage girl. And why Carmen Electra and not Jenny McCarthy? Mariah Carey is also another strange choice because she's gotten so sickeningly fat. She doesn't deserve to be on this list any more than Star Jones. I also think Scarlett Johansson was a bad choice. She's a nice girl, but I would never consider her hot, since she's never played an attractive character. From what I can tell, she's got one good photo where she showed up at the Oscars. On the other hand, Jennifer Garner, despite those little A cups, more frequently shows up with them choaking her. Lastly, Susan Sarandon shouldn't be on the list because, well, yick, she's old. It reminds me of that scene from "Something about Mary." I'm impressed that she can look good at her age, but there's a point where you have to put them away.
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10-30-2005, 07:16 PM
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A huge chest does not necessarily = nice cleavage. It seems this thread has turned into who has the biggest chesticles, rather than who has the nicest cleavage. To me, cleavage is meant to be more of a tease than an overt display.
For my money, Shania Twain, Ashley Judd and Kate Winslet have some of the nicest cleavage going.
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10-31-2005, 07:54 AM
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It is a crime against humanity that Jennifer Tilly was left off of the list. I'm amazed that no one has mentioned Elizabeth Shue yet. She and her breasts are starring in the new movie Dreamer . One of my friends is just hopping that they aren't teasing him in the commercial with the one shot of her leaning forward in a low cut dress. He wants more!
As a side note, I'd like to thank the leg guys out there. You rock.
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#46
10-31-2005, 11:20 AM
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I just nice to see actresses with hips and chests that don't look like twelve year old boys. Particularly ones that are carrying a relatively normal amount of weight to go along with the hips and chest. The Twiggy thing has gone on too long!
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10-31-2005, 11:31 AM
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Star Jones is (or was, she's lost a lot of weight) "fat", Mariah- not so much. Hell, if Mariah is sickeningly fat, I would like to give my right leg to be that fat 
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#48
10-31-2005, 11:37 AM
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It looks to me, though, that this is less about the mammaries, and more about the clothes. Heck, in some of those dresses, I'd have cleavage.
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10-31-2005, 12:10 PM
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Wow. It's funny, most of the women brought up in this thread aren't terribly busty, IMHO. Heck, I see better on an average trip to the grocery store.
My wife's packing more than these chicks, and I actually get to see them! Woohoo! Why, yes, I AM happily married!
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